Comical Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Granted, but instead you get a bottle of whiskey and a platter of horse dung. You get wasted on the whiskey and end up eating all the horse dung, which causes you to throw up your stomach (literally). I wish I had a granola bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Granted, it's chocolate-chip goat vomit flavored. I wish it was Saturday. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Granted, but it's only Saturday of one of the endless parallel universes. I wish I had an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Granted, it's no. I wish all my stuff would pack itself up and load itself in the car and that my last two finals would take themselves and get A's. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Granted, but your stuff is scattered all over the country. As for your finals, you got an F- on both of them. I wish I had $100 so I can buy some games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 you buy Bus Driver i wish for to be a looney tune character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Granted. You're a tree. I wish I had a little sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Granted. I'm your little sister now. I wish that I had a big bowl of ice-cream to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 E: Double post - mod can delete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Granted. It's goat dung flavored. I wish I had a goat trained to chase people that isn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Granted. You turn into a ewe. (read that out loud.. hehe) I wish that 321 Ownage was Comical's goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Granted, but one day while being milked 321 becomes enraged and kicks Comical in the chest, stopping his heart. I wish my cat had a blog too. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Granted. But then the cat becomes the next Justin Bieber and an angry mob kills you and your cat. I wish I had ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Granted, it's acid flavored. I wish my car got 5000 mpg. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Granted, but Silva rips your car to pieces. I wish my computer could run like greased soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Granted, but literally, and your computer grows legs and runs away from you, with greased soap. I wish I could retain information forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Granted. You retain all the memories of the pain and anguish by every living creature in this world forever. NO exceptions. I wish I was specially magnetized so money automatically comes to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Granted, you get [cabbage] loads of some sort of worthless Monopoly money I wish I was a sociopath YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Granted, your shenanigans get you banned from Tif. I wish I worked tomorrow. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Wish granted, you get run over by a truck on your way to work. I wish for someone to smile. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Granted, the smiling person is a mad man who smiles as he pulls the trigger of a gun aimed at your head. I wish I was back home in Philly right now, hanging with my friends in the park and enjoying a fine cigar. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Granted. You die of cancer from smoking your cigar. I wish I had a can o' soda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Granted. *spits in his soda* I wish that more people would comment on my cat blog.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Granted, they all comment wishing him death and suffering. I wish I could read minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Granted... you can't turn off that power.. and you stay at home.. because the minds of the world just overpower you and leave you unconscious.. and you have to stay at home.. with the honest, uncensored thoughts of your parents leaking out and into your mind.. thoughts of them doing bad things!:unsure: I wish that I had a nice glass of clean mango juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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