Napalm Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 They win, but only because they murder everyone in the other team. Then they all get sentenced to death. I wish I had a magical bottle of never ending coke. Ninja'd lV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Granted, you die of a heart attack. I wish I couldn't suffer. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Granted, but you hate it. I wish I'm God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Granted, but you are powerless god, who is looked down upon, while the other higher gods punish you for your wrong acts. I wish I had a force shield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Granted, but you air can't pass through your force shield and you suffocate. I wish ice cream grew on trees. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Granted, nothing interesting happens. I wish I could wish for another wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Granted, however you cannot wish for anything non-substansial with that one. I wish for school to end. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Granted, but it never begins again and your education stops where it is. I wish I would get a raise. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Granted, you get fired immediately after. I wish for invisibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Granted, but everyone can feel your presence. I wish I had faster-than-the-speed-of-light internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Granted, but your internet tears a hole in the space time continuum and the universe is destroyed. I wish for snakes. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Granted. It's in your pants, on an airplane. I wish for telekinesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Granted. But it's so hard to control you end up killing people with it. And eventually, the cops kill you. I wish I knew how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Granted. Nothing changes. I wish I could win the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Granted, you win by dying. I wish for ants. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Granted, they come from inside all of your body holes. Yes, every one of them. I wish for my next wish to be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBeATank Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Granted. I wish people would listen to my ideas more. Do keep a level head my friend,in times when Danger rears its headAgainst excessive joy defend,O, my comrade doomed to die. ἢ τὰν ἢ ἐπὶ τὰς Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Granted, they listen, but they never do anything about your ideas. I wish I had a new winter coat. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Granted, but its so big and heavy iit crushes you. I wish I got payed for just being who I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Granted, you get payed with the information that a woodchock wouldn't chuck wood, but Chuck Norris would chuck a woodchock with his wood according to cleverbot. I wish I'd be lucky. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Granted, you'll be lucky for 4 minutes tonight while you're asleep. I wish I had a dispenser here. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Granted, but it's in the same place where a teleporter is going up. I wish I could remove all negative feelings of my life and enhance the possitive ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Granted, you get euphoric and sent to a mental hospital. I wish I could never fail. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Granted, you win at everything, including failing. I wish I could melt into a puddle and go under doors, and turn lights on and off by zapping them from across the room with my finger. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Granted. you turn into an amoeba man. I wish that I could be a flying kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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