Napalm Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Granted, they become believers and strictly follow the 10 commandments and follow you arround 24/7 pointing out everything you do that isn't acceptable by christian standards. I wish people would just accept other's religions, or lack of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Granted, nobody ever questions religions or science ever again. So being an atheist or a religious person isn't worth it anymore. I wish for some powerful pwnage. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Sibz Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Granted, but it's too powerful and you accidentally pwn yourself. I wish for the ability to shoot out rainbows with my fingers! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Granted, but the rainbows are so bright it makes everyone around you blind. I wish for a toy with a mind of its own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Granted. I wish for more throwing axes. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Granted, you accidentaly impale yourself and others due to not knowing how to use them well. I wish spring wasn't a horrible season to live in. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Granted. The world is struck by eternal winter. I wish all medications were rose-scented. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Granted, all medications are now poison rose-scented. I wish my father would be a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Granted, that makes you Jesus. So your father ends up sending you to get crucified. I wish I didn't need to sleep, and could go on forever without being tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Granted, now that you don't have the dreams you had to help you through the day anymore. Also you need dreams to be capable of thinking properly, so now you can't think properly. You said couldn't be tired, you didn't say anything about not needing dreams. I wish Internet trolls would be eaten by mythical trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Granted, and there was much rejoicing, though the poor trolls got stomache aches. I wish I could practice with my throwing axes in the back yard; currently anywhere I set up the targets is likely to injure someone on the ricochet. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Granted, your backyard is now your bedroom! I wish I had aquaman as a neighbor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Granted, he talks your pet goldfish into organizing a revolution. I wish I had an orange popsicle. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Granted, guess where I made it appear... I wish morgan freeman narrated every tip.it'ers life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Granted, they get annoyed and eventually kill him. I wish two ordinary employees would drink a cup of coffee in some office. I wonder if something strange will happen to them. :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Granted. The two employees grow closer over a series of talks over further cups of coffee, and elope. They take their honeymoon on a cruise boat, which happens collide with a dinghy you're rowing. No one notices you drown. >.> I wish cough suppressing drugs actually worked. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Believe me, we all do. I wish dogs didn't hump everything around them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Granted, they hump only a few select things. Namely, your face. I wish heart problems didn't hurt so damn much. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Granted, you die painlessly of heart attack. I wish for en evil empire and I was the owner of that empire. Then I'd start a slavery. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Granted: here's a viagra to keep your heart on and your hardon. I wish matt damon made a good movie for a change... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Granted, the shock sends you into a coma full of hellish nightmares. I wish that I wasn't able to bleed so easily. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Granted, you don't bleed at all. But you get shot and die anyway. Since foursidenight was obviously granting earthgragonsage's wish as he posted at the same time as me I will repost my previous wish: I wish for en evil empire and I was the owner of that empire. Then I'd start a slavery. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Granted, you own the National bank. I wish that the world didn't have some many trigger happy nut jobs. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Granted, you die. I wish I ninja'd a post. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Granted: you're now the president of america I wish my posts didn't keep getting ninja'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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