Napalm Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Someone barges through the door of your house and gouges your eyes out with a spoon. You don't have eyes, so them being tired is not a worry anymore. I wish I could turn invisible and visible at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Granted. The only problem is that when you will yourself to switch, a loud disgusting noise and bright lights come from you, attracting everyone's attention. I wish my homework was asexual. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Granted, it reproduces itself. I wish I could manipulate reality with my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Granted. Then you manipulate your mind and things just get really confusing. I wish I could go back and see what I was thinking when I did certain things. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Granted, you get a time machine and see your past self. That causes time paradox. I wish I didn't have to clean up my room because it cleans itself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Granted. Your room cleans itself out and kills/destroys everything that enters it. I wish more people were like the Japanese and didn't loot after natural disasters out of respect. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Granted, the disaster is no longer in the news, so nobody knows about it anymore. I wish Adolf Hitler was a good man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Granted. Stalin wins. I wish to be a member of Past Watch. :twss: 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Wish granted, but you instantly die and never even get to know you were. I wish sleep was optional for me. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Granted. You just feel like crap when you don't sleep, and when your body finally becomes completely exhausted and your lack of sleep leads to hallucinations, your body final quits on you and fully shuts down. FOREVER! (echoing) I wish my sick friends were healthy again. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 granted your friends are now healthy. how ever you are now very very sick and cant play with your friends i wish i could think of something to wish for Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Wish granted. Your life is now beyond crap, and you know that no matter what you wish, it will never come true. I wish I had more energy drink. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Here have some, oh wait.. it's empty bottles. I wish i had a million dollars RIP TET "That which does not kill us makes us stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Granted, but monopoly money doesn't count in the real world. I wish I was allknowing. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Granted, a lot of people want to kill you for that knowledge. And a lot others ask you a bunch of questions. Since you can't handle that you commit suicide. I wish I had my Rayquaza in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Granted, it's taken from you by the government, dissected and studied. I wish I had a hundred pizzas. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Wish granted, but they're plastic. And a lot others ask you a bunch of questions. Since you can't handle that you commit suicide.People already do. xD I wish I could go backwards and forwards in time. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Granted, you go to the future, and in that future earth is an extinct planet. You die of lack of oxygen. I wish some random astronaut somewhere in space would die of lack of oxygen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Wish granted, and guess what, that's you. I wish I wasn't so tired. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, you're never tired again. And since you need dreams you get while sleeping to be sane, you go insane. I wish for a helicopter with an auto-pilot. Then I'd just sit back and relax in the air. :shades: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but the auto-pilot got programmed by a terrorist, and when your personal plane crashes into a huge group of people you die, and are remembered as a delusional terrorist. Granted, you're never tired again. And since you need dreams you get while sleeping to be sane, you go insane.I can dream just fine while being awake, and I'm already insane :P I wish I could control the weather. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Bomber Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Wish granted. You control the weather over 1 square foot of the Sahara Desert. Congrats! I wish I could control time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but doing so instantly scatters your cells around time, killing you in the most painful way humanly possible. I wish I dinner cooked itself for a change. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Bomber Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Unfortunately, Apple has not created the "iDinner" yet, but they take your idea to heart. They release it to public the day after you die. I wish I could clone a smarter version of myself twice. One for work, one for school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vroqren Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Oh yeah, sure - I didn't tell you that they're actually just programmed to drown you... I wish I could Falcon Punch. Join FC "w60_find_pen" For Penguins every week, and helpful people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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