Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Granted, you punch a falcon in the face. That pisses him off and he uses his beak to make you bleed and get hurt a lot. I wish my body was literally made out of steel, then I'd piss off some gangsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Granted, but you're some tiny figurine now because otherwise you'd be insanely heavy. The only reason you get the attention of any gangsters is you're lying in a pipe of bullets and you anger them because you can't be loaded into their guns. I wish little kids didn't cause trouble under my supervision. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Granted. They now just die. I wish I could morf into random creatures. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Granted, you morph into a smelly goblin and smell so bad that you can't even stand your own smell. I wish Osama Bin Hitler and Adolf Bin Laden would work together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Wish granted. Everyone dies in a huge war knowing you are responsible. I wish I could sing better. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Granted, you become a famous singer. Which means you get a lot of haters. Can you handle haters? Sure, but what you can't handle is your fans. Because they follow you everywhere you go and don't leave you alone no matter what. I wish I could make people bleed just by looking at them. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Granted. This power kicks in when you're on a romantic dinner. Your loved one is the first to go, as you're caught gazing in her eyes. Then, everyone in the restaurant bleeds everywhere and you're left there with a whole bunch of food and dead, bloody people. I wish I didn't cut my hand last night. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Granted, instead you cut your leg. I wish the last one to posts wins thread was never made. Personally, I blame that damn thread for the fact that most of the forum games are inactive now. <_< I mean think about it, the other forum games were more active before that thread came into being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 granted. this is now the most popular game. the only problem all the wishes come true for everyone so no one is special. i wish i understood quantum physics. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Granted. There is so much information that you forget everything else as a result. I wish I knew the meaning of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Granted, but the answer is such a disappointment that it loses all meaning. I wish I could see the future. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Granted. You gaze into the future and see yourself getting mugged and shot. You bring your mind back to the present only to feel a hand grab your arm and yank you into an alley. I wish school was over already. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Granted, the next generation is full of uneducated [developmentally delayed]s and the world pretty much ends I wish I had some water YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 you get some water, then you drown in it I wish I could fast forward the next 2 months of my life so I could skip my exams 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 granted, you fast forward, skipping the exams without taking them, and end up having to take the same courses next year. I wish I had a unicorn [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Eggs Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Granted. However, unicorns aren't used to the earth's climate, and he dies soon after arriving. I wish I knew what to wish for. 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Granted, but your wish gets corrupted so it doesn't matter in the end. I wish I could have a real life ctrl+z which allowed me to re-do things that go wrong, but keeping the knowledge I had prior to using it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Granted, but when you go back to do something over, you screw it up again. I wish I had a unicorn that was used to the earth's climate. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Granted, however, you want its horn, so you get a knife try to cut the horn off, piss the unicorn off and it hits you with its horn and you are damaged by a lot. I wish today is June 27, 2147. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Granted. You find a time machine and go to that date. However, the earth is completely desolate and you soon die. I wish I wasn't lonely anymore. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Granted, but your new best friend is a psychopathic killer who soon cuts your body up into 83 bloody, mangled pieces. I wish I had a unicorn that is used to the earth's climate, has regenerating body parts, and is extremely friendly. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Granted, the government takes it from you since it's their job to make sure creatures like that don't exist. I wish you'd just accept the fact that your wish will always be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Granted, however it causes him to have a mental breakdown and stop posting here. I wish that popular things weren't always so stupid (this includes people.....) Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Granted, some popular smart guy outsmarts you. And since you can't argue with him your head explodes. I wish for 100% damage proof car, then I'd drive to a warzone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Granted. However, if your car is to be invincible, it cannot have an engine. I wish smart meant popular. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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