Granted, but the money turns out to be fake, so you're arrested.

 

I wish for an early prison break for Psycho_Robot.

Granted. I bust out of prison and come kill you because you got me sent in prison in the first place

 

I wish there would be no negative consequences for me having killed TBM

Granted, you get the pleasure of killing me and realize how fun it is to kill. So you decide to kill for a living. You said no negative consequences, and since you enjoy killing, it isn't really negative consequence.

 

I wish Toy Story 3 would come out in June here in Iceland instead of August.

Granted, it does come out in June for Iceland, but the tickets are all sold out and you don't manage to get a ticket until August.

 

I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted, you think of a wish, but your Internet connection becomes crap when you try to post it, after one hour of trying to post, you give up. And you forget what you wished for.

 

I wish to be treated like a true gentleman.

Granted. You're expected to open the doors and hold them for any lady walking behind you. even if its raining. you have to stand whenever anyone enters the room... if you're walking with a lady friend, you have to take off your jacket and let her walk on it if there's a puddle. and always wearing gloves.

 

I wish that I was not treated like a gentleman.

Granted, instead you're treated like a homeless hobo. And nobody likes homeless hobos.

 

I wish for all kinds of superpowers.

Granted, but you get every possible power, including powers that cancel out other powers. You wind up with 0 net gain.

 

I wish that nothing would change

Granted, but thats a change in itself. Wish is null.

 

I wish I was a master merchant on RS.

Granted, you sell everything you have, but soon regret selling some of your stuff.

 

I wish to die on an extremely old age.

Granted, but you fall into a coma 60 years before.

 

I wish I could have fat children on runescape.

Granted, they're incredibly annoying.

 

I wish would raise from the dead and visit my apartment.

granted but someone else lives there now and they shoot your zombie head clean off

 

I wish I hadn't clicked to submit my post before adding my own wish, thus negating the need for me to have edited my post

Edited February 25, 201016 yr by Psycho_Robot

Granted, you don't click submit at all.

 

I wish the genie freedom. Genie, you're free!!!!!

Yes.

ITT: Newbs

I wish that everybody in the world will stop making war and that there are rainbows everywhere for every little kid around. And every kid has a unicorn to ride on :3

Granted, every little kid gets a rainbow and a unicorn, unfortunately for the adults they just get a terrible thunderstorm and rain.

 

I wish the fourth Indiana Jones movie would be appreciated more.

Granted. Going into refrigerators to survive nuclear blasts becomes accepted as NOT a freaking [developmentally delayed]ed idea, and humanity suffers greatly.

 

I wish it didn't have to be snakes

Granted, it's dangerous viruses instead, and they kill you.

 

I wish for a blu-ray player that can read Blu-Ray Discs from both Region 1 and 2 like my DVD player.

Granted, but the first time you try playing a disc in it the player catches fire and burns down your flat.

 

I wish I knew whether TBM lived in a house or a flat.

Granted, you now know that I live in a house. But for making such a stupid wish you now live in a flat for the rest of your life.

 

I wish it would stop damn snowing.

Granted. It stops "damn snowing", although since damn snowing isn't a real thing, nothing changes.

 

I wish TBM could use adverbs correctly

Granted, Tom Bill Michaelson, the worst student in a school can now use adverbs correctly.

 

I wish a new mall would open now.

Granted, and it destroys another 10 acres of forest

 

I wish people were more ecologically responsible

Granted, two people become more ecologically responsible.

 

I wish I had an intelligent chimpanzee as a best friend who would love to play Ultimate Frisbee with me down at the Gold's Gym indoor soccer fields.