Nenga Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Granted. You now have $22 and get shot by eight identical clones of 50 cent. I wish I could fluently speak every language in the world that has ever existed. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Granted. However, the government finds out about your new power and forces you to work for them indefinitely and without pay. I wish that I could jsut graduate without having to go through the mess known as "advisory" (it's where I have to fill out a bunch of stuff about my goals and how I will acheive them and what I've done and a bunch of other useless crap jsut so that I can present it all, along with my senior project, in a 10-minute presentation before I light it all on fire). > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Granted but then society collapses and your education means nothing. I wish I was a rock. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Granted. However, you are a special rock that scientists find interesting and they cut you up and melt you down and run experiments on you. I wish I could have an easter ring in real life. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acowswrath Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Granted, but you dont have a button to turn back into human form and you are now lonely I wish the person who posts after me would be as awsome as I am. BOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Granted but that's because the person (me) below you steals all your awesomeness until you have none left. I wish the weather would warm up. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Granted, the Earth explodes into a literal Hell filled with fire, sulfur, and little devil guys that bite at your heels. I wish that my headphones were fixed. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derbo Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Granted, your broken headphones won't have little broken baby-headphones. I wish the battery of my cellphone would last longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Granted, the battery life now lasts for 9000 years. Unfortunately the battery is now the size of a hump back whale. I wish my second monitor would stop buzzing. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Granted. Instead it explodes killing your instantly. I wish it were may. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Granted. It's May......2370. You've been dead for 300 years. I wish my cat wouldn't shed so much. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Granted, however, it starts coughing hairballs. A lot. I wish that my Java wasn't down (again!) so I check in on Runescape... :wall: Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragratdev Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Granted but you return to find your account was hacked and then banned. I wish I had a pony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Granted you now own a pony! Your pony eats you alive for not giving in a carrot. I wish I was 18... Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Granted. You get all excited and try to have [reproduction]. You do, and get Aids. Then die. I wish my post wasent depresing. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. However, because it's no longer depressing, a bunch of people (including you) see what happened and think it was a good thing and go out and get aids and die as well. I wish I could get my Computer Science degree tomorrow without having to go through college and still know everything that anyone who did go to college before getting said degree would know. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, but you'll be rejected by your colleagues and never hired for a job. You will die from a cocaine overdose. I wish I was GOD. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradybunch Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, you used past tense instead of subjunctive (correct="I wish I were God."). Therefore, you used to be God but no longer are or ever will be :mrgreen: . I wish that I do not have to go to school on Monday. "Oh, Mike!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. Your school is now open 24 hours a day 7 days a week starting tomorrow at 3:00 A.M. One holiday is this monday, then you never get a break again. have fun. I wish there wasn't a topic about the game in this forum. I lose every time I enter the forum games. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. However, since you now associate Forum Games with The Game, you will cotinue to lose The Game every time you enter this forum. I wish Ultimate Frisbee was the most popular sport in the world. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. But, being the way of the world, Ultimate becomes a commercialized, steroid infested, sport for over paid professional athletes. :( I wish pens couldn't run out of ink. [hide=]Frisbee ftw, its definitely the most popular sport in my world[/hide] I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted but due to the new magical properties of pens they animate the moment you touch them and eat you alive starting with your nose. I wish pens really did do that. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. It takes the world's combined efforts 27 years to bring down what is now known as the "Pen Uprising of 2009". 3/4 of the world's population was lost. I wish for sloths. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. It takes the world's combined efforts 27 years to bring down what is now known as the "Pen Uprising of 2009". 3/4 of the world's population was lost. I wish for sloths. That didn't corrupt my wish, I wished for that to happen. As for your wish: Granted but they rain down from the sky and explode on impact. I wish for my actual wish to be corrupted. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Turns out the pens meant no harm at all. In fact, they solved world hunger and unified the world's nations to form one big happy nation of love and happiness. I wish fish could talk. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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