TTanT Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 One of my kids takes a poopie in Mather. I hope it is near his 'face'. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 As the crap hits my feet (none of you ever said anything about leaving my first floor), the bomb dissapears and Africa turns into pizza. Also I teach the (flaming)kids to eat (edible)napkins. Yeah and Hex is now so mad at grim for killing his new computer that he steals the axe and break it over his knee. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 I go upstairs, kids in tow. (You can't control my children!) The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 No, but I can tech them things by showing them and giving them access to things neccessary to attempt. I give a car-sized crate of tasty chocolate and candy favoured, non-toxic, non-radioactive, non-acidic, not-hazardeous, not-explosive, low-carb, low-fat, non-addictive(at least not through the use of chemicals)(all in all non-dangerous) napkins that sais "Eat me,please!" to TTnT and his kids. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 Sorry haven't updated in forever! Now you're teleported to a small island in the middle of the sea about the size of an American football field (in other words, not everyone else's football, or as we yanks like to call it, soccer). A small pirate shipwreck is at the tip of the island that may contain some sort of treasures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I burp and implode into a giant tank, then I drive over to the shipwreck and have the Hex replica bring all the loot into me. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I punch the Hex replica into unconsciousness and take the loot and dive into the ocean with it. I then grow gills and begin swimming towards the nearest fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I drop a couple of lit sticks of dynamite into the water around pie., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I light the fuses above water and throw them back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I drive into the water and shoot a giant rooster up Pie's hind. (Yes rooster, not [rooster].) Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 I swallow the loot then coat Mather's air-intake valves with oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I drink some water and turns into a nuclear submarine, I then prepare some nuclear missiles for lauch and take aim at Pieis. :twisted: Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I attack Mather's hull with a waterproof cordless drill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I detonate a nuclear missile turning the area into a giant wasteland and myself into a tank again. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 The radiation turns me into an invincible octopus. I then begin gnawing through Mather's armor with my acidic saliva. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 As my armor breaches I turn into a giant capsule of cyanide, prouring into Pieis's beak. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I swallow the cyanide and promptly barf it back out. I then chuck it into the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 My children combine into a massive mech. I rampage through Tokyo. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Upon hitting the water I turn into a anti-matter torpedo and double back, slaming into Pieis, detonating. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I nom the torpedo and spit it out in Norway's general direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I detonate two centimeters away from Piei's face, removing the nearest five hundred miles(metrical) from existance. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I respawn as my mutant octopus self and begin eating sand. Why? I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Out of the void created by me, I reappear in the form of a supergate, imploding into a singularity that explodes in a rain if platinum reavealing a... *drum roll* ...FRUIT FLY."Mu ha ha...!" :twisted: Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse_Renard Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I eat the fruit fly, before running away to hide, this no place for a unicorn, y'know. CLICK THE IMAGE TO GO TRY SHARK ATTACK DANGIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I eat a fly and implode Pluto into a marble of flaming ice, striking Earth with a boom that causes all cows to fall. :thumbsup: Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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