VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 ...Old Godzilla was hoppin' around, tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly BatmanI summon batman to put a batgrenade on godzilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Well I summon Huitzilopochtl, Aztec God of war, to rain fire upon Tokyo! Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I continue Hex' song. "...burst out from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade.Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq,who proceeded to open a can of Shaq-fu.But then Aaron Carter came out of the blue.And he started beating up Shaquile O'Neill,then they both got flattened by the batmobile.But before it could make it back to the batcaveAbraham Lincoln popped out from his grave,he drew an AK-47 out from under his hat,and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,cuz' Optimus Prime came to save the day. This is the ultimate show down..." Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 OF ULTIMATE DESTINY! Dun mess with me, I have that whole song memorized. Srsness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 I guess we're three then. :thumbsup: Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 I land the C.S.S. Longcat on mathers roof and then open the doors. A flood of mudkips come out and eat your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 The Kraken joins the fun. Also Sasquatch, and the Boogeyman. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 "Angels sang outIn immaculate chorusAs down from the heavensDescended Chuck Norris." Oh, you're all toast now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 "Then Gandalf the gray and Gandalf the whiteand Monthy Python and the holy grail's black knightand Benito Mussolini and the blue meanieand cowboy Curtis and Tommy the genie,Robocop, the Terminator,captain Kirk, Darth Vader,Lo Pan, Supermanand every single Powerranger,Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,Spock, the Rock, Doc. Oc. and Hulk Hogancame out of nowhere lightning fastand kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy [wagon]." Yeah, and they capture the Mudkips to. :thumbsup: Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 "The fight raged on for centuriesMany lives were claimed buy eventuallyThe champion stood - The rest saw their better - Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater." I summon Mr. Rogers and he begins kicking butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Mr. Rogers is a sniper. He makes kids happy and kicks [wagon] at the same time. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 "this is the ultimate showdown-the ultimate showdown-this is the ultimate showdown-the ultimate showdown-*mister Rogers stabs himself in the belly with a sword*this is the ultimate showdown*mister Rogers dances while blood is pouring out of his stomache*of ulimate destiny" He bled to death. :thumbsup: Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 The children in my coat pull out fire arms. They then catch alight and run around, screaming. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 I collect some sea water(while still staying a building)... ... I then isolate the heavy water, use it to create a nuke and launch it at Pluto. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Of which you still need a nuclear reactor to enrich the Uranium. The heavy water goes down your throat and your cells begin to divide improperly and you go sterile. :thumbsup: Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 What cells? My rooms? Anyways who said I didn't have a nuclear reactor in my basement(ok, that sounded wrong)? Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Mather has a nuclear-reactor butt. Beware if he farts. I run around bellowing "SAVE TEH COWZZZZZ!!" at the top of my lungs for no good reason whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 I did fart, remember? Because I did all life on the sun died. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 I put out the fires on my kiddies, and then walk into Mather. I then begin fondling lightswitches. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Two things, I'm made from glass, steel and concrete and fondling with switches do not cause fires, not even IRL. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 ...What...? The fires were on the kids from my trenchcoat, ebcause they spontaneously combusted a few pages ago. Anyways, I was putting the fires out. The fondling lightswitches was just for the laughs and to get your attention. I pull out a cage that has a replica of Hex in it. The replica is naked. It runs through your halls, disgracing them. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I dress the Hex replica, give him a computer and teach him how to post in the Hegemony. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Right before hex is about to post I shoot the computer and start taking an ax to mathers walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 I run down Mather's halls with a thermonuclear bomb the size of a car.* *I use the word run in the loosest sense ehre. Also, the kiddies are helping me transport it. If Matehr attacks me, I'll set it off. If he ignores me, well, I don't even know what I'm going to do, yet. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 I start peeing all around mathers house including the sofa... It appears that I drunk far to much alcohol from the fridge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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