...Old Godzilla was hoppin' around, tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly Batman

I summon batman to put a batgrenade on godzilla.

Well I summon Huitzilopochtl, Aztec God of war, to rain fire upon Tokyo!

I continue Hex' song.

 

"...burst out from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade.

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,

but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq,

who proceeded to open a can of Shaq-fu.

But then Aaron Carter came out of the blue.

And he started beating up Shaquile O'Neill,

then they both got flattened by the batmobile.

But before it could make it back to the batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out from his grave,

he drew an AK-47 out from under his hat,

and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,

cuz' Optimus Prime came to save the day.

 

This is the ultimate show down..."

OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!

 

Dun mess with me, I have that whole song memorized. Srsness.

I guess we're three then. :thumbsup:

I land the C.S.S. Longcat on mathers roof and then open the doors. A flood of mudkips come out and eat your face.

The Kraken joins the fun.

 

Also Sasquatch, and the Boogeyman.

"Angels sang out

In immaculate chorus

As down from the heavens

Descended Chuck Norris."

 

Oh, you're all toast now.

"Then Gandalf the gray and Gandalf the white

and Monthy Python and the holy grail's black knight

and Benito Mussolini and the blue meanie

and cowboy Curtis and Tommy the genie,

Robocop, the Terminator,

captain Kirk, Darth Vader,

Lo Pan, Superman

and every single Powerranger,

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, the Rock, Doc. Oc. and Hulk Hogan

came out of nowhere lightning fast

and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy [wagon]."

 

Yeah, and they capture the Mudkips to. :thumbsup:

"The fight raged on for centuries

Many lives were claimed buy eventually

The champion stood -

The rest saw their better -

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater."

 

I summon Mr. Rogers and he begins kicking butt.

Mr. Rogers is a sniper.

 

 

He makes kids happy and kicks [wagon] at the same time.

"this is the ultimate showdown

-the ultimate showdown-

this is the ultimate showdown

-the ultimate showdown-

*mister Rogers stabs himself in the belly with a sword*

this is the ultimate showdown

*mister Rogers dances while blood is pouring out of his stomache*

of ulimate destiny"

 

He bled to death. :thumbsup:

The children in my coat pull out fire arms.

 

 

 

They then catch alight and run around, screaming.

I collect some sea water(while still staying a building)...

 

 

 

... I then isolate the heavy water, use it to create a nuke and launch it at Pluto.

Of which you still need a nuclear reactor to enrich the Uranium. The heavy water goes down your throat and your cells begin to divide improperly and you go sterile. :thumbsup:

What cells? My rooms?

 

Anyways who said I didn't have a nuclear reactor in my basement(ok, that sounded wrong)?

Mather has a nuclear-reactor butt. Beware if he farts.

 

I run around bellowing "SAVE TEH COWZZZZZ!!" at the top of my lungs for no good reason whatsoever.

I did fart, remember? Because I did all life on the sun died.

I put out the fires on my kiddies, and then walk into Mather.

 

 

I then begin fondling lightswitches.

Two things, I'm made from glass, steel and concrete and fondling with switches do not cause fires, not even IRL.

...What...?

 

The fires were on the kids from my trenchcoat, ebcause they spontaneously combusted a few pages ago. Anyways, I was putting the fires out.

 

The fondling lightswitches was just for the laughs and to get your attention.

 

 

 

 

I pull out a cage that has a replica of Hex in it. The replica is naked.

 

It runs through your halls, disgracing them.

I dress the Hex replica, give him a computer and teach him how to post in the Hegemony.

Right before hex is about to post I shoot the computer and start taking an ax to mathers walls.

I run down Mather's halls with a thermonuclear bomb the size of a car.*

 

 

*I use the word run in the loosest sense ehre. Also, the kiddies are helping me transport it.

 

 

If Matehr attacks me, I'll set it off. If he ignores me, well, I don't even know what I'm going to do, yet.

I start peeing all around mathers house including the sofa... It appears that I drunk far to much alcohol from the fridge...