One of my kids takes a poopie in Mather. I hope it is near his 'face'.

As the crap hits my feet (none of you ever said anything about leaving my first floor), the bomb dissapears and Africa turns into pizza.

 

Also I teach the (flaming)kids to eat (edible)napkins.

 

Yeah and Hex is now so mad at grim for killing his new computer that he steals the axe and break it over his knee.

I go upstairs, kids in tow. (You can't control my children!)

No, but I can tech them things by showing them and giving them access to things neccessary to attempt.

 

I give a car-sized crate of tasty chocolate and candy favoured, non-toxic, non-radioactive, non-acidic, not-hazardeous, not-explosive, low-carb, low-fat, non-addictive(at least not through the use of chemicals)(all in all non-dangerous) napkins that sais "Eat me,please!" to TTnT and his kids.

Sorry haven't updated in forever!

 

Now you're teleported to a small island in the middle of the sea about the size of an American football field (in other words, not everyone else's football, or as we yanks like to call it, soccer). A small pirate shipwreck is at the tip of the island that may contain some sort of treasures.

I burp and implode into a giant tank, then I drive over to the shipwreck and have the Hex replica bring all the loot into me.

I punch the Hex replica into unconsciousness and take the loot and dive into the ocean with it. I then grow gills and begin swimming towards the nearest fish.

I drop a couple of lit sticks of dynamite into the water around pie.,

I light the fuses above water and throw them back.

I drive into the water and shoot a giant rooster up Pie's hind. (Yes rooster, not [rooster].)

I swallow the loot then coat Mather's air-intake valves with oil.

I drink some water and turns into a nuclear submarine, I then prepare some nuclear missiles for lauch and take aim at Pieis. :twisted:

I attack Mather's hull with a waterproof cordless drill.

I detonate a nuclear missile turning the area into a giant wasteland and myself into a tank again.

The radiation turns me into an invincible octopus. I then begin gnawing through Mather's armor with my acidic saliva.

As my armor breaches I turn into a giant capsule of cyanide, prouring into Pieis's beak.

I swallow the cyanide and promptly barf it back out. I then chuck it into the ocean.

My children combine into a massive mech. I rampage through Tokyo.

Upon hitting the water I turn into a anti-matter torpedo and double back, slaming into Pieis, detonating.

I nom the torpedo and spit it out in Norway's general direction.

I detonate two centimeters away from Piei's face, removing the nearest five hundred miles(metrical) from existance.

I respawn as my mutant octopus self and begin eating sand. Why? I dunno.

Out of the void created by me, I reappear in the form of a supergate, imploding into a singularity that explodes in a rain if platinum reavealing a... *drum roll* ...FRUIT FLY.

"Mu ha ha...!" :twisted:

I eat the fruit fly, before running away to hide, this no place for a unicorn, y'know.

I eat a fly and implode Pluto into a marble of flaming ice, striking Earth with a boom that causes all cows to fall. :thumbsup: