December 22, 200916 yr Because god is gone the world is happy (as god was really the devil in this)Hey, lulz.Go on fanfic and search for XXbloodwrists666xxi'm planning on writing a sequel to my story, I got over 10,000 comments but I was IP banned. My sigs tiny! stupid photoshop :)
December 22, 200916 yr Because god is gone the world is happy (as god was really the devil in this)Hey, lulz.Go on fanfic and search for XXbloodwrists666xxi'm planning on writing a sequel to my story, I got over 10,000 comments but I was IP banned.Hurrrrrr.Stop being an idiot.
December 22, 200916 yr I impale hex with a 7 foot long cat. This is what you reminded me of: -------------- Since Ross is now God, can he create a rock that's too big for him to carry? He's all-powerful, but I'm not sure which defeats the other. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
December 22, 200916 yr YARGGHHHH.TEH CAT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sigs tiny! stupid photoshop :)
December 22, 200916 yr I shove my (sadly not working) coilgun up a random someone/-thing's anus. Twitter: @TheMather1
December 22, 200916 yr I pull the rotting corpse of a child out my my salmon trenchcoat. I tehn beat Mather with it. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
December 23, 200916 yr I take a crudely built sledgehammer and swing it as hard as I can at Mather. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.
December 23, 200916 yr After shoving his gun up a man's anus, Mather hears an effeminate voice go "Whoooo!" SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
December 23, 200916 yr I fly across the room landing in a standing possition on the wall, and there I stay. Twitter: @TheMather1
December 23, 200916 yr The sledgehammer flies out of my hand at Mather. I guess it's taken a life of its own! Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.
December 23, 200916 yr I catch the sledgehammer in my nose and blow it out along with a cow. Twitter: @TheMather1
December 23, 200916 yr The sledgehammer boomerangs back at Mather. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.
December 23, 200916 yr The cow lands on the sledgehammer, pushing it stuck in the floor. Twitter: @TheMather1
December 23, 200916 yr The mage teleports us back into the tavern. The bartender's still dead, and he has flies swarming him. There are mountains of beer steins on every table. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
December 23, 200916 yr I point Mather and Grim at each other and hope the laz0r explosion doesn't make the universe implode again.
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