Jehosaphat Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I vomit onto Timothy's head, then light the vomit on fire. I then run around whacking random people and objects with the leg of Hex's mom's couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Pokes Pies in the eyes. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I pull my eyes out of their sockets and throw them at Retech after wiring them with explosives. I then take some replacement eyes out of my pocket and put them in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJaqAaVhAsg This is what happened to TTan when he tried to rip Retech's clothes off. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I open up a time portal, and a thousand Nazis riding raptors come out of it, shoot everyone up, and then they annex Hex's house. I doubt he'd care anyway. Those are his beliefs, after all. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 CHAPTER 4Sereph unknowingly creates a giant magical explosion in the process of releasing the nazi dinosaur riders that transports everyone to D-Day. D-Day stands for Dinosaur Day and as the Allies storm the beaches of Normandy with T-Rex's, our violently mannered combatants attack as well. The Nazi's fight with dinosaurs as well and everyone who died in the nuclear blast has come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I jump on to a T. Rex, pulling Retech with me by his hair. I then climb onto the T. Rex's head, yell "THIS IS SPAINIARDS!", and kick him into the bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I wonder how the admin would take this thread....Since we have clearly passed the 'suitable foe 13 year olds limit....' So lets make a guess....Silverion uses scary admin powers to restore everyone to the tavern, where they sit around, looking scared as the grotesque beasts of bodmin moor being advancing. Also, as if this wasn't bad enough, Sarah Palin and Margaret Thatcher enter the same room and create a black hole of evil, which is neither man nor woman. The hole of evil is later renamed Retech. =P http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I pull a shot gun and scream GET OFFA MY PROPERTE (In a southern accent) to assembled company while drinking whiskey, bottles and bottles of whiskey.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I pull a shot gun and scream GET OFFA MY PROPERTE (In a southern accent) to assembled company while drinking whiskey, bottles and bottles of whiskey.... You're not doing it right. "Get yar Yankee [wagon] off ma property!" SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 How would you know? Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Facepalms Retech into the floor http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 How would you know? I live in the South. ------- *wraps Retech in a Confederate flag and lights he/she/it on fire* (No, I'm not a Redneck/imbred.) SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 You sure? Aeroika only has 1 i....more than eyes than there should be usually indicates a weak genetic structure... http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 CHAPTER 5The fight ends up being teleported to the white knights castle. The white knights are none to happy with the violence. They start attacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I throw a bottle of rum at a white knight. He reappears on an island surrounded by pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I bring a machine gun and a few Mausers and laugh at the knights as they come at me with swords while I'm mowing them down like grass. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Pokes Sere in the eyes, distracting him long enough for the knights to be within Melee range. The knights slash at you. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 They cut my head off, and my spirit rises from my body and possesses you. While I control your body, I kill Grim, Ross, and Dusty before allowing you to kill yourself Samurai-style. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I find myself suddenly understanding Viking Pr0n after seeing Retech's private area. This epiphany causes me to pass out. Luckily, my flaming head wards away any and all White Knights. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 After Retech dies, both of our spirits rise from its body, and it chokes my spirit to death. Then, my spirit comes out of my spirit's body, and I say "Well, this is unprecedented..." SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 The universe beings to break down. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I eat the breaking-down universe, and promptly implode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I eat the breaking-down universe, and promptly implode. What an hero. *cries tears* SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 He saved us, sorta! We need to be reborn now. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I collapse into a black hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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