I vomit onto Timothy's head, then light the vomit on fire. I then run around whacking random people and objects with the leg of Hex's mom's couch.

Pokes Pies in the eyes.

I pull my eyes out of their sockets and throw them at Retech after wiring them with explosives. I then take some replacement eyes out of my pocket and put them in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJaqAaVhAsg

 

This is what happened to TTan when he tried to rip Retech's clothes off.

 

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I open up a time portal, and a thousand Nazis riding raptors come out of it, shoot everyone up, and then they annex Hex's house. I doubt he'd care anyway. Those are his beliefs, after all.

 

CHAPTER 4

Sereph unknowingly creates a giant magical explosion in the process of releasing the nazi dinosaur riders that transports everyone to D-Day. D-Day stands for Dinosaur Day and as the Allies storm the beaches of Normandy with T-Rex's, our violently mannered combatants attack as well. The Nazi's fight with dinosaurs as well and everyone who died in the nuclear blast has come back.

I jump on to a T. Rex, pulling Retech with me by his hair. I then climb onto the T. Rex's head, yell "THIS IS SPAINIARDS!", and kick him into the bay.

I wonder how the admin would take this thread....Since we have clearly passed the 'suitable foe 13 year olds limit....'

 

So lets make a guess....

Silverion uses scary admin powers to restore everyone to the tavern, where they sit around, looking scared as the grotesque beasts of bodmin moor being advancing.

Also, as if this wasn't bad enough, Sarah Palin and Margaret Thatcher enter the same room and create a black hole of evil, which is neither man nor woman. The hole of evil is later renamed Retech. =P

I pull a shot gun and scream GET OFFA MY PROPERTE (In a southern accent) to assembled company while drinking whiskey, bottles and bottles of whiskey....

I pull a shot gun and scream GET OFFA MY PROPERTE (In a southern accent) to assembled company while drinking whiskey, bottles and bottles of whiskey....

 

You're not doing it right.

 

"Get yar Yankee [wagon] off ma property!"

How would you know?

Facepalms Retech into the floor

How would you know?

 

 

I live in the South.

 

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*wraps Retech in a Confederate flag and lights he/she/it on fire*

 

 

(No, I'm not a Redneck/imbred.)

You sure? Aeroika only has 1 i....more than eyes than there should be usually indicates a weak genetic structure...

CHAPTER 5

The fight ends up being teleported to the white knights castle. The white knights are none to happy with the violence. They start attacking.

I throw a bottle of rum at a white knight. He reappears on an island surrounded by pirates.

I bring a machine gun and a few Mausers and laugh at the knights as they come at me with swords while I'm mowing them down like grass.

Pokes Sere in the eyes, distracting him long enough for the knights to be within Melee range. The knights slash at you.

They cut my head off, and my spirit rises from my body and possesses you. While I control your body, I kill Grim, Ross, and Dusty before allowing you to kill yourself Samurai-style.

I find myself suddenly understanding Viking Pr0n after seeing Retech's private area.

 

This epiphany causes me to pass out. Luckily, my flaming head wards away any and all White Knights.

After Retech dies, both of our spirits rise from its body, and it chokes my spirit to death. Then, my spirit comes out of my spirit's body, and I say "Well, this is unprecedented..."

The universe beings to break down.

I eat the breaking-down universe, and promptly implode.

I eat the breaking-down universe, and promptly implode.

 

What an hero. *cries tears*

He saved us, sorta!

 

We need to be reborn now.

I collapse into a black hole.