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I walk up to the bartender and ask him for another pint of beer. He asks me to pay for it, then I blurt out "I'm Amurican, gimme my beer you goddamn commoonist!" and pull out my revolver and shoot him in the chest.

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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Ratchet?!? A new person? How unprecedented!

Archimage convinced me to join since we were Varrock Library friends. I don't think I was ever involved with the hegemony unless it was a long time ago. I did do stuff for the FL and a lot of stuff for the VL and blow time in off-topic and rants.

Anywho

 

CHAPTER 2

You are teleported to the bottom of a steppe pyramid, used by the ancient Mayans for sacrifices. Perhaps the ceremonial dagger jutting from the top of it would be a good weapon to fight with?

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I pick up a flimsy stick sitting right next to the ceremonial dagger and after downing the bottle of whiskey and screaming THIS.IS.SOMEWHERE! I start bashing people with a large trout.

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I whip out my cell phone and begin recording the frenzy.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Still in shock, the only thing I can think about is why Hex is so obsessed with feet.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

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Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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As my gigantic balls are touched slightly by the bottle I start chewing on RPGuilds arm, still writhing around naked.

Soon tons of sexy Ladys cone and have sex with me.

 

 

Did you just call me "RPGuilds" ? :lol:

and I'd like to see women cone. Sounds intriguing.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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Laughs at Hex having sex with a donkey which he thought was a beautiful woman.

 

Everyone laughs

 

 

And I regrow my fingers by stealing Hex's.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

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Pokes Hex in the eyes with his own fingers.

 

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Ooh Grim, harsh.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

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Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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A little late Archi, we're in a Mayan pyramid. You're going to have to pay the tavern owner for damages.

 

Pokes Archi in the eyes.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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I'm not imagining this...

 

Pokes Archi in the eyes again. :thumbsup:

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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