I cut off all of Retech's fingers.

I walk up to the bartender and ask him for another pint of beer. He asks me to pay for it, then I blurt out "I'm Amurican, gimme my beer you goddamn commoonist!" and pull out my revolver and shoot him in the chest.

Ratchet is also a prominent person in the Rants Forum.

 

I throw a chair at nobody in particular, then begin running around screaming about the voices.

Ratchet?!? A new person? How unprecedented!

Archimage convinced me to join since we were Varrock Library friends. I don't think I was ever involved with the hegemony unless it was a long time ago. I did do stuff for the FL and a lot of stuff for the VL and blow time in off-topic and rants.

Anywho

 

CHAPTER 2

You are teleported to the bottom of a steppe pyramid, used by the ancient Mayans for sacrifices. Perhaps the ceremonial dagger jutting from the top of it would be a good weapon to fight with?

I pick up a flimsy stick sitting right next to the ceremonial dagger and after downing the bottle of whiskey and screaming THIS.IS.SOMEWHERE! I start bashing people with a large trout.

I start jogging up the pyramid.

I whip out my cell phone and begin recording the frenzy.

I dump tackle RPG then put him for sale on eBay then run away, he's selling for 0.01p buy it now but I don't require paying that 1p.

I start eating his right foot while I'm naked and writhing around on the floor.

I look around to see that hideous sight, and my face collapses upon itself. Paralyzed with fear, I roll down the pyramid.

Still in shock, the only thing I can think about is why Hex is so obsessed with feet.

As my gigantic balls are touched slightly by the bottle I start chewing on RPGuilds arm, still writhing around naked.

Soon tons of sexy Ladys cone and have sex with me.

As my gigantic balls are touched slightly by the bottle I start chewing on RPGuilds arm, still writhing around naked.

Soon tons of sexy Ladys cone and have sex with me.

 

 

Did you just call me "RPGuilds" ? :lol:

and I'd like to see women cone. Sounds intriguing.

I turn off the virtual reality simulator which Hex is apparently attached to. The rest of the world laughs at the motions he was making.

I pull out the flame thrower and spray hex with it screaming "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"

Hex somehow seems to be at the top of the pyramid holding the sacrificial knife, it turns out the guy in the middle was Ross's mum.

I turn off the virtual reality simulator simulator which Hex was attached to.

The world laughs some more.

I then manage to wake Ross up from his LSD trips.

Laughs at Hex having sex with a donkey which he thought was a beautiful woman.

 

Everyone laughs

 

 

And I regrow my fingers by stealing Hex's.

Rocco how can you cut what does not exist?

Pokes Hex in the eyes with his own fingers.

 

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Ooh Grim, harsh.

"Yeah hello. I would like to book an air strike."

 

Air strike blows up the tavern, which we are all still in after all.

A little late Archi, we're in a Mayan pyramid. You're going to have to pay the tavern owner for damages.

 

Pokes Archi in the eyes.

'Nah, that was all VR from the VR machine which was installed in the tavern' is burned onto retechs forehead.

I'm not imagining this...

 

Pokes Archi in the eyes again. :thumbsup:

I go back to trying to kill hex with fire.