Nero Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I cut off all of Retech's fingers. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I walk up to the bartender and ask him for another pint of beer. He asks me to pay for it, then I blurt out "I'm Amurican, gimme my beer you goddamn commoonist!" and pull out my revolver and shoot him in the chest. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Ratchet is also a prominent person in the Rants Forum. I throw a chair at nobody in particular, then begin running around screaming about the voices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 Ratchet?!? A new person? How unprecedented!Archimage convinced me to join since we were Varrock Library friends. I don't think I was ever involved with the hegemony unless it was a long time ago. I did do stuff for the FL and a lot of stuff for the VL and blow time in off-topic and rants. Anywho CHAPTER 2You are teleported to the bottom of a steppe pyramid, used by the ancient Mayans for sacrifices. Perhaps the ceremonial dagger jutting from the top of it would be a good weapon to fight with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I pick up a flimsy stick sitting right next to the ceremonial dagger and after downing the bottle of whiskey and screaming THIS.IS.SOMEWHERE! I start bashing people with a large trout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I start jogging up the pyramid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I whip out my cell phone and begin recording the frenzy. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I dump tackle RPG then put him for sale on eBay then run away, he's selling for 0.01p buy it now but I don't require paying that 1p.I start eating his right foot while I'm naked and writhing around on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I look around to see that hideous sight, and my face collapses upon itself. Paralyzed with fear, I roll down the pyramid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Still in shock, the only thing I can think about is why Hex is so obsessed with feet. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 As my gigantic balls are touched slightly by the bottle I start chewing on RPGuilds arm, still writhing around naked.Soon tons of sexy Ladys cone and have sex with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 As my gigantic balls are touched slightly by the bottle I start chewing on RPGuilds arm, still writhing around naked.Soon tons of sexy Ladys cone and have sex with me. Did you just call me "RPGuilds" ? :lol:and I'd like to see women cone. Sounds intriguing. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I turn off the virtual reality simulator which Hex is apparently attached to. The rest of the world laughs at the motions he was making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I pull out the flame thrower and spray hex with it screaming "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Hex somehow seems to be at the top of the pyramid holding the sacrificial knife, it turns out the guy in the middle was Ross's mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I turn off the virtual reality simulator simulator which Hex was attached to.The world laughs some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I then manage to wake Ross up from his LSD trips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Laughs at Hex having sex with a donkey which he thought was a beautiful woman. Everyone laughs And I regrow my fingers by stealing Hex's. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Rocco how can you cut what does not exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Pokes Hex in the eyes with his own fingers. ------ Ooh Grim, harsh. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 "Yeah hello. I would like to book an air strike." Air strike blows up the tavern, which we are all still in after all. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 A little late Archi, we're in a Mayan pyramid. You're going to have to pay the tavern owner for damages. Pokes Archi in the eyes. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 'Nah, that was all VR from the VR machine which was installed in the tavern' is burned onto retechs forehead. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I'm not imagining this... Pokes Archi in the eyes again. :thumbsup: Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I go back to trying to kill hex with fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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