archimage_a Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 As the large fish like machine appears Retech starts imagining it. :thumbsup: http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Starting to become sober, I grab Hex and throw him on top of the pyramid and begin beating him with rocks, yelling "DIE OR THE VEGATABLE GODS WILL WREAK VENGEANCE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Pokes Hex in the eyes. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 "Hmmm, my Tavern senses are tingling" Kicks Retech through the tavern door "GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!" http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I pull out a keg that says "finest whisky" on it, and begin guzzling. Turns out, it's full of hydrochloric acid. However, as I writhe in agony on the ground, I figure that this is a better fate than having to watch Hex do stuff with donkeys. The barrel of acid crashes into the other kegs, which unleash a torrent of acid through the area. ((These barrels were here, as I took them with me from the last area.)) I then am magically alive again, despite being washed in acid. I am also wearing leather and high heeled boots. I begin whipping Hex. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 That paints a picture that I don't wanna think of. I come back into the tavern with a set of extendable arms and begin poking everyone in the eyes with them. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 My eyes are made of titanium. You now have broken fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Ow, broken extendable fingers. <_< Hits Ross over the head with a chair and throws a stool. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I starting whipping retech with a second whip in my left hand. (The first being in my right is smacking Hex). A third whip which I hold in my mouth is targeted at ross. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I light my drunken piss on fire, which happens to be pooled around TTan's feet. He catches on fire. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 The magician has stood in the corner, watching the random nudity and illusions of Hextriplet. Deciding that Hex is perhaps the most mentally insane or handicapped person in the world, he somehow controls his teleporting powers to take him to Hex's mom's house to see ask why he is so messed up. He forgot he took a bunch of sex crazy, blood crazy fiends with him, so goes to hide underneath the vibrating bed. CHAPTER 3: HEX'S MOM'S HOUSEIt's got a bedroom with a vibrating bed. A bathroom. A living area filled with rather odd trinkets probably collected from the local flea market. A kitchen full of sharp objects and saltine crackers. The area around the house stretches for acres, probably because you are in the middle of nowhere, yet a line of men seems to regularly appear either riding on horseback, or riding in Mustangs. Hex's mom is asleep. SHH! Hex's room is locked, probably because he is hiding his biggest secret in there!!!??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 ME:Yes this is grim... I would like to initiate plan alpha green.Assistant: Are you sure sure.Me: Yes now get it going, chop chop.Assistant: Sir you will be killed in the resulting blast.Me: It has to be done.Suddenly a thermonuclear bomb is dropped upon hex's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 Ratchet appears on horseback and notices the violence. He quickly runs into the fray and see's Archimage waving his ban hammer menacingly. "What's going on Archi my friend? Why are you at Hex's mom's house? I thought you said you had a girl friend and was never desperate in his life!" Archimage swings the ban hammer around, yelling random, garbled noises. He then punches me in the face. "You...you...you...mean person!" My tears gently cascade down my cheeks, then turn to shadows that expand into the dark god herself, Sarah Palin. She throws a copy of her book at Archimage, which lodges into his eye socket. Archi coughs out his eyeball and then pulls Sarah Palins book out. He fits his eye back in and uses his laser beam eyes to blow up the book and Sarah Palin. Scared, I run to the living room where Hex is cowering, naked. I cut off his manly parts and shove it through his eye socket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 I jump from the ashes and scream "NO ONE CAN KILL DA GAMEMASTAH! ALL Y'ALL BISHES!"I proceed to reconstruct Hex's body parts and turn him into my voodoo doll. I command him to kill everyone except for me. I then randomly shoot at stuff with my AK-47. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Since Rocco's drunk, his piss is actually 90% alcohol (how does he survive this? who knows). The fire is worsened by Rocco's drunken piss. I died from the nuclear blast, but I respawned and sniped Grim IN THE FACE. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 [bleep]ing about spawn camping I respawn and procure another abnormally sized trout with which he starts beating hex's dead body with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 Having had my shoes pissed on, I proceed to the nearest Wal Mart in order to procure a pair of Caterpillar brand boots with steel toes. I then kick Rocco in his Babybag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I cook and eat the trout, then I poke Grim in the eyes. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I shoot Retech in the balls with a pistol. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Timothy ignores the fact that he is on fire, and SHOULD be in a thousand tiny pieces due to the bomb. He then begins whipping every with his three (now flaming) whips. His clothes also look like they might burn away pretty soon.... Oh, and Timothy also throws a spare whips to hex's mother, after waking her up. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 That's assuming I'm a boy Sere. :D Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Timothy begins whipping retech with all three whips, as there is an actual GIRL around. (Hex's mother doesn't count.) He also transfers a whip from his mouth to his elft foot, so that he can have a keg while whipping Retech. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I never said I was a girl. :thumbsup: Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I never said I was a girl. :thumbsup: And it doesn't say in your profile, either.... Timothy rips off all of Retech's clothing and finds out. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Timothy finds nothing. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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