December 26, 200916 yr I tear out the hair and start eating the seven year old boy/girl. Twitter: @TheMather1
December 26, 200916 yr The seven year old reaches down you throat and begins stabbing you with a small knife. Oh, and my hair is extremely basic. A 13 on the pH scale. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
December 26, 200916 yr You have some good kids. :thumbsup: Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.
December 26, 200916 yr I eat myself. The universe implodes again due to the impossibility of doing so. (Eh, why not?)
December 26, 200916 yr I eat myself. The universe implodes again due to the impossibility of doing so. (Eh, why not?) That's pretty possible if you think about it. You can't eat your head though. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
December 26, 200916 yr Yeah, I trained my children well. I throw an infant at Retech. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
December 26, 200916 yr I begin passing more booze to the kiddies inside my tenchcoat. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
December 27, 200916 yr Author You now are at a playground during recess. The children run out to greet the rather rambunctious fellows randomly beating each other.
December 27, 200916 yr I rip the monkeybars in half with my bare hands and dual-wield the two halves. I then hack away at Mather's face.
December 27, 200916 yr I reach into my anus and implode into a meter-wide nuclear fission detonation before turning into a solid-gold skyscraper containing edible napkins. :thumbsup: Twitter: @TheMather1
December 27, 200916 yr I run around and start feeding the children chocolate. They go wild and begin attacking the rest of you with sugary fury. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.
December 27, 200916 yr I begin tempting kiddies in with novocain and stuffing them into my Trenchcoat. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
December 27, 200916 yr I begin tempting kiddies in with novocain and stuffing them into my Trenchcoat. Someone sees you and shouts, "Pedophile alert!" SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
December 27, 200916 yr A large crate of edible napkins fall out of my top floor, turning into chocolate as it falls, as it comes closer to the ground it decelerates before landing softly in perfect balance on top of Dusty's head. Twitter: @TheMather1
December 27, 200916 yr Then Dusty spontaneously combusts. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
December 27, 200916 yr Damnit I'm always doing that at the most inopportune moments. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino
December 27, 200916 yr Anyone up for hot chocolate? SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
December 28, 200916 yr The person who called me a pedophile gets stabbed in the groin by a passing teenager. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
December 28, 200916 yr I get lured in by the prospect of candy and get stuffed in Ttan's trenchcoat. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.
December 28, 200916 yr I throw a child-shaped bomb in TTanT's coat and run like heck, before beating up some kid for money with my dual-wielded hunks of shredded metal.
December 28, 200916 yr I kick the child shaped bomb away, realizing it's true nature when it refuses candy. The sedative in said candy makes Retech fall asleep. My head breaks the glass in the window. I then throw a super expensive toy at Mather, and every child in the playground that isn't already mine attacks him for it. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
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