December 23, 200916 yr Driving around today in Iraq in the 53,000lbs MRAP and my driver almost rolled us over, a fortunate cement block in the ditch saved us, but dang, it was a close oneThese things are great for IED's and small arms fire, but they are incredibly top heavy and most fatalities occur from roll overs. The worst part is...IT CRACKED THE SCREEN ON MY ITOUCH!$@!% "Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing."
December 23, 200916 yr Well, damn. But I think this would be better fit in the "Today" thread. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
December 23, 200916 yr Author I'm in the military, the gentleman you see in the picture is a contractor. "Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing."
December 23, 200916 yr I thought MRAPs were only deployed to Afghanistan? Or is that something else I'm thinking of? Ah well. I guess your driver feels sort of bad. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
December 23, 200916 yr Author As far as I know they are in Afghanistan. I imagine the ones here will end up over there soon as the war here draws to an end, or given to the Iraqi Army. They are pretty awesome though, you feel very safe driving in one of those bad boys. "Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing."
December 23, 200916 yr ...Can you post this here, legally? Loose lips sink ships and all that? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
December 23, 200916 yr Author There are certain things I cannot say about this vehicle or show pictures of. With the internet overseas and soldiers using Facebook we are constantly briefed on what constitues information violating operational security. This doesn't fall into that category, you can see the outside of an MRAP on google if you wanted. "Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing."
December 23, 200916 yr What's the status on the iPod? :D Just kidding! :P I hope you guys are ok. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM
December 24, 200916 yr OPSEC....lol. Its a joke most times. What branch of service? Army? What part of Iraq (PM me if you need/want to) I just got back from TQ. Yeah, and those MRAPs are also uncomfortable to ride in. Pretty bumpy ride, and you hit your head often. Cool thing is, and this I can reveal to you ;) A lot of them have speakers that can plug into an Ipod. MRAPs are in Iraq and Afghanistan. Afghanistan just got the brand new ones that are replacing the HUMMWV. MRAP ATV (M-ATV)....these things are just plain SICK looking. We ship more and more out from Charleston each day. Every day i drive by them and wish I had one for fun purposes.[hide][/hide]
December 24, 200916 yr This should really be in the Today topic. Ask Santa for a new Phone? or Touch, whatever it is. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
December 24, 200916 yr Reminds me of this: How do you embed Youtube videos in these forums nowadays? There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. Thatregret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret. It's experience.
December 24, 200916 yr Reminds me of this: How do you embed Youtube videos in these forums nowadays?Standard video[youtubehq](everything after the ?v= )[/youtubehq] For HD[youtubehd](everything after the ?v= )[/youtubehd] Result Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!
December 24, 200916 yr Lol i love that video. If something like that didn't happen over there it would not be a normal day.
December 25, 200916 yr Well, that su- *glances at the video just above my post*..... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Now THAT is awesome! =D> :grin: Just so we're clear, though; are they REALLY allowed to do that sort of stupid [cabbage] with the equipment over there? Sure, it helps with morale, but I don't think that's very safe. Still, that was funny as all Hell. Good work! \:D/ You never know which rabbit hole you jump into will lead to Wonderland. - Ember3579Aku Soku Zan. - ShinsengumiYou wanna mess with me or my friends? Pick your poison.If you have any complaints about me, please refer to this link. Your problems are important to me.Don't talk smack if you're not willing to say it to the person's face. On the same line, if you're not willing to back up your opinions no matter what, your opinion may as well be nonexistent.
December 25, 200916 yr Allowed? Not technically on paper/rules. But some commands don't really care that much as long as no one gets hurt. That'd be a butt chewing, but probably nothing more. Well worth it IMO.
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