Icuownage Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Umbra attempts to summon up amother dark elemental It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Igos places the wood back at the castle, and then searches around the nearby forest for anything interesting. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Rocco-After some time Mab returns and shakes her head"Dear, little Rocco...You are mine now, and I am going to have to teach you not to break my things." She slaps you hard across the face, much harder and faster than you thought was possible from her frame. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 (7.1 hooray. Also, I wasn't trying to improve the ruby.) Jen attempts to unenchant her ruby. Then she tries to affix it to her golden tiara with ice magic, before trying to enchant the entire thing to be able to fire rays of freezing magic. (Can Archi finish this last one? It's a game mechanic question) Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Rocco sits and thinks long and hard. He picks up the ax, and buries it in his own skull. So you passed up being a kinky sexy witch's sex slave? ARE YOU MAD!? I ask you again ARE YOU MAD? It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 LOL! Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Umbra summons a dark elemental. Igos finds a camp of goblins. One of them is wearing armour which looks impossible to carry for one of his strength. Ares attempts to reinforce the cage protecting the elemental orb with the same lattice of dark and light bars. He succeeds, but it still looks flimsy. +.1 light and dark magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Hakon fails. I am not sure that mountains have loot...and I am fairly sure that Grim will blast you if you are still trying to excavate his home(The old golem cave)I'm excavating the cave grim blew up we slaughtered a lot of beasts there so there should be loot. Håkon tries again. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Umbra resends the dark elemental into the room It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Jen-Sorry Rocco-Sometimes it is the only way. As your conscienous fades you see Mab's smile fade into horror. You then find yourself back on your boat. Unfortunately you are seen by a docker and he runs to get help. -1.3 skill points. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 (Pleeeease! It's a game mechanic question, so it's best answered by you. Ross is capable of handling like combat.) Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Umbra's elemental stares blankly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Igos tries to use his necro to scan how strong these goblins are, and how many of them there are. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Umbra reorders the elemental to go into the room, with a bit more power behind his voice It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 Rocco sails onto the open sea. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Igos-You find out that there are seven goblins. All of them seem mediocre except the armoured one. You cannot seem to judge his power correctly, possibly due to some kind of interferance. Umbra-The Dark Elemental kills itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 Rocco summons a Sea Vine, better known as seaweed...but this is no ordinary seaweed, this is Black Spine Seaweed, highly toxic.+.5 Nature magic http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Umbra looks shocked, and a little horrified.. He makes a double strength shield out of dark and shadow magic that should allow him to survive any normal instant kill attack, albeit, not like getting crushed by the roof or exploded by a generator It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Umbra-(I'm so sorry. The dice absolutely despises you. You got a two.) You feel yourself getting crushed by your own shield, and suffer some crushing damage to your arms and legs, but nothing which would cripple you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Igos hides behind a tree near the camp. He notices that the camp has an abundance of dry grass around it. He uses his pyrokinesis to light the grass on fire, before retreating to a safe distance. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 Archarnis asks the shop keeper if there are any trade links? http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 (AM I EVER GOING TO ENTER THAT EFFIN ROOM, that was my 3rd attempt) Umbra goes outside, tries to cut down a tree light it on fire and use some of his pig meat to eat and heal It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Igos-You succeed, and kill two of the goblins outright. The rest are sent into a panic. The one in armour takes a large battleaxe and starts walking towards where you are.+0.3 pyrokinesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 Rocco(Well Vines grow off trees...which don't occur in the sea, so sea weed is the next best thing) Anyway you summon an Orange, you suspect the energy taken to make it is probably not equal to the amount of energy you would get if you were to eat it. +.1 Nature magic http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Mather I would like to ask you to leave my [bleep]ing house. There is no loot to be gotten out of it and we all took a loss. I shut the door with a bang and refill the hell-fire pit.(Exactly how would one do a fire ritual?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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