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"Oh, please tell me the story of this war, I am intrigued"

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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(You like pushing me into situations, don't you? :P)

 

Jen tries to recover from the unconciousness.

 

(Tell me Wubbles is okay!)

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Umbra-

Despite your patronising tone she obliges:

Society in the Shaper Empire is stratified into a number of distinct classes with varying levels of authority and privilege. Ultimate political and social authority rests with the Shaper Council. Next come the remaining Shapers, whose level of authority is determined by seniority and rank. Beneath them rest outsider humans who have been delegated political authority by the Shapers. Next come the artisans and magic users, soldiers, and then the remaining outsider humans, where the wealthy (such as successful business entrepreneurs) tend to have a higher level of social standing. At the very bottom of the social hierarchy rest the creations, who are slaves that must defer without question to the orders of Shaper and non-Shaper humans who have been entrusted by the Shapers with watching over creations.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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Jen attempts to create a light orb, before calling out to Wubbles.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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"So basically, the enemy are rich and high class and pick on you guys because you are different and less rich? Sorry about my patronising tone, I will offer my services in your name"

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Jen attempts to create another light orb. If she succeeds, she backs up slightly (assuming there's nothing behind her) and tries to bust through the rocks with a powerful jet of water. She calls out to Wubbles "Don't move! Stay still!"

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Umbra-

"The Shapers live in their luxury, hoarding their skills, giving us only the merest basics of what we need! They refuse to train those who do not meet their standards and rule with an Iron Fist! Your help means little to us without action!"

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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"Oh what bastards! I offer you training if you want, my magic skills may still be novice level but I will do anything I can"

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Jen-

You fail.

 

"Mama!!!"

"Come here little one, don't worry, I got you."

"What are you doing?"

"Just talking a little..."

"Well don't, I need that life crystal not a little puppy."

"No harm in..."

"No Harm! Remember the last time you got attached to one of these things!"

"No..."

The voices fade away with the footsteps.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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Umbra-

She thinks for a moment then offers you a quest...

"There is a gate not far south from here, I want you to break though it...it is guarded so be careful!"

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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Cursed Ivory Mage folks. :(

 

 

 

 

Jen, now frightened her baby golem has gone missing, attempts to bust the rocks open with a single gush of powerful water.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Igos goes back to the goblin village, and meets with the leader. "It is essential that my craftsmen use the quarry. I cannot find the Chesmoss character, and I don't know if I ever will. When I came upon this quarry it was deserted, and filled with dangerous scorpions, which I killed. Isn't this enough to gain access to it?"

The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humbleness

TUBULAR BELLS!

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Jen continues attempting to create a light orb. Once she does, she looks further into the cave. If there is nothing of interest, then she wanders in carefully, checking for traps or anything spooky.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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Jen begins firing ice shards at the shadow, before calling out.

 

"What the hell do you want?"

 

Then she continues further into the cave, checking for traps and stuff, assuming nothing happened before.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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