November 8, 200520 yr Chicken Crossing Road - Post your ideas on "Why did he cross the road" - Do not get into Flam War, just be neat and clean. ================================ - Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" - To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. - Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. - It was a historical inevitability. - Chicken did think that he should cross the road. - He was being chased by BOB the Jagex Cat. Have fun. Thanks.
November 8, 200520 yr Because he was being chased by Snopes. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
November 8, 200520 yr He was being chased by Bubsa :wink: Or He saw cabbage at the other end :P Mmm. Chicken and cabbage fajita... This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
November 8, 200520 yr He was being chased by Bubsa :wink: Or He saw cabbage at the other end :P Mmm. Chicken and cabbage fajita... A nice bit of shicken :D And no lol why do you always want to get stuff from John Lewis. Its over ̣̉300 more then than what i paid. John Lewis is a great, great shop.
November 8, 200520 yr http://www.chickenjoke.com CANE Just to be different. Think about it. A freaking Dragon Cane with a Dragonstone gem.The spec will simply your character equiping a glove and beachslapping the enemy, who will break down and do the Cry emote for 10 seconds straight.
November 8, 200520 yr When will the day come where a chicken will have the freedom to cross the road at will, without having their intentions questioned or doubted? That's the real question. Gamertag: King Arizona
November 9, 200520 yr You know, I was once watching Discovery Channel ( :shock: ) And they had a show on chickens and how they are biased of being scared. Ex: "You're such a chicken!! haha!" It was pretty funny. They say that chickens arn't that dumb :lol:
November 9, 200520 yr the chicken crossed the road to help me kill elmo who was hiding on the other side :twisted:
November 9, 200520 yr Actually, he was a rooster, and was dared to cross the road by a chicken to prove he was a rooster and not a chicken ;)
November 9, 200520 yr just so you guys know im not going crazy (im already there, ha ha): http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=81856&highlight=chicken+cross+road
November 9, 200520 yr Why did the chicken cross the road? You see, a chicken's perception of of the definition of "space" is very different from mine or yours. Whereas we understand the linear definition of the boundries of the pavement and can make judgements on the future direction of moving objects, vehicles, if you will, the chicken may only see an unconneted patchwork of shapes and movemnets. It is my deduction therefore that the chicken doesn't even KNOW he's crossing what we would call a "road". Got that from a "Get Fuzzy" comic strip.
November 10, 200520 yr the chicken liked roadkill (\/) 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.(O.o) cabbage rools(><) my sig is cool, if you agree put this in your sig. *is too lazy to animate*^the bunny is back! yay!
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