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[bleep]s.

 

That is all.

 

I wish you wouldn't spam my thread

i wish i could smash your head

for the wrong you've committed

for the dongs you've admitted (into your mouth)

so go somewhere else if you want to troll

cause son you picked the wrong place to stroll

if you leave now, i won't have to call

Losing Games to [bleep] your [cabbage] up with a maul

 

Yo [bleep] I'll shove a rapier up your ass

You wish you could rhyme like you could make a pass

The British will set your house on fire

Don't believe me? Look for the wires

You can't untroll me, it's simply not bare-able

So go back to your little hole, I'm simply indestructible.

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

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OBt do you have IRC

if you dont you should join with me

and see all the cool things to be

and best thing of all it is free

joining and talking with the #pr0s

and checking up ge values til it gets old

its a thing so bold so cold

its better than cool so join you fool

o i just spent like 9 lines

rapping with rhymes

but not talking about guns or [garden tools]

its a miracle but so

i just broke that streak

so end up my future looking bleak

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Okay I'm over my noob dg phase

I'm putting them behind, those days

had grimy bunyip make me a prom plate

he made that plate so hard its period was late

then i bound 125 laws

cause i'm a boss

now all i need is a hood

than i'll be real good

 

as for irc, nah never liked it

but i will try it if its me that you need

because i aim to please

and though squareroot is a maul of a guy

i think he needs obtaurian to keep himself high

because i'm cool, and he's no fool

so i will give it a try

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hey it looks like you're ugly

yeah ur really fugly

 

winner of rhyming contest right here

sit right down and gimme a beer

 

if u dont i'll get my friend jesus

another word for dingding is a penis

 

u lose i win

i got myself a grin

ur gfs fat but mine is thin

got a grenade and i took out the pin

 

thats right imma blow you up

tonight imma grow you up

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I piety the fool.

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why can't i choose both options for the poll

 

Grimy Bunyip you forgot to rhyme

How can you post if you ignore the first line?

All posts must be made in rap form I said

And if you don't, you'll end up dead :/

As for your question I apologize

but i don't want to end up like one of those guys

with polls that make sense, cause I'm on the fence

should i dg like an idiot or level thence

 

forth

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This thread level is reaching maximum gaypacity

Like Gaga and Elton gangbanged Owl City.

Or what is that I hear? Obt trying rap?

Hah that explains it, a little slap

On the wrist and begone with it.

Go training dungeoneering idiot,

This is my game I ain't losing it.

 

Ok so I'll come out and say it

When you're throwing stones

Only one way to block it

Make more glass walls in your homes

Obt is so noob that I feel like a boob

That's multiplied by being glued to this tube

So if anything I should keep on watching

If I'm the elmer Obts the washbin

I see him and I run away

Not out of fear but dear God

Don't let him near my sod

Damn right the grass is greener here

And now I'm just rambling, queer!

I think I'll stop rhyming now

I'm listening to lil wayne

So with all the rhymes in tow

Goes to show I'm the payne.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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Adjusted first post a bit. For those who missed it, I added IRL info. I'm like 540k exp to my rapier. I'm considering making 99 dungeoneering and 99 firemaking part of my max combat goal (99 dging for all the weapons and 99 firemaking for hand cannon use). I wouldn't do 99 dging till after 99 ranged/prayer/herblore/firemaking, though, I think. I dunno, I'll see. If I get a job I'll be [bleep]ed as far as Runescape goes, but much happier as far as IRL goes.

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irl dung lvl?

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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cool. im pretty pro at raiding basements for rare [cabbage] like collectors edition carebears. But 54? man, you must *really* like basements.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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So you have a blog,

Just wonderin' you go TOG?

I think you should

That is, if you could.

 

Okay I fail, back to my blog

And ofc, ill do my own TOG ;)

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^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^

My livestream- Currently: Offline :(

Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad

[hide=Lewtations]

Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.

Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:

4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide]

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So you have a blog,

Just wonderin' you go TOG?

I think you should

That is, if you could.

 

Okay I fail, back to my blog

And ofc, ill do my own TOG ;)

 

Nein, I really can't be bothered doing pengs/tog. I would have 96 prayer right now if I did pengs every week, but whatever. It's just way too annoying. :/

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I see how this goes

I see how you rolls

But watch out mate

Don't make me irate

Or else, oh noes

You'll be missen your toes

Foo

 

 

<3 ur eyes.

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[hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2
GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)
Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3
DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide]

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15k off 3rd chaotic.

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[hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2
GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)
Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3
DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide]

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we know.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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