Obtaurian Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 STORY TIME. Okay, so remember how I said that Jane is unreliable and she wanted to take me to her favorite tea shop today? And remember how I hooked up with that friend yesterday (who we'll call Alice)? Well I made plans with Alice today because I figured Jane didn't really mean it. This morning, Jane texts me - it just says "hello :)", and one thing about Jane is that she only uses smileys when she actually wants to talk to me and wants to be nice, so I decided to ignore her because she's been getting on my nerves. Two hours later, she calls me and asks me to go to the tea shop with her, and I politely decline because "I have plans tonight," and she actually sounded genuinely sad, which was really weird. So I ended up hanging out with Alice, we went to a party where I kinda knew everyone, but there were a lot of people who didn't like me, and it's not my kinda crowd. We left, she asked me what was going on between us, and we agreed that we'll just go with the flow and keep it casual... whatever the [bleep] that means. I hear that a lot lately. Oh, and Jane posted on her blogging site about how she was pissed at someone. She said "you can't care one minute and not give a damn the next. How immature." Directed at me? I wonder... Feels nice having the upper hand with her. She kinda had me by the collar for a bit because she's a hot English chick and I'm a guy with a penis, but now she's actually pursuing ME. Or she's angry and wants nothing to do with me. Either way, feels good man. Oh, and for the record -- I should've gone out with Jane tonight. FML. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Pink's been replaced. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I'm a guy with a peniswait, sense when? DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 I'm a guy with a peniswait, sense when? Since I got a CLS :/ To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 STORY TIME. Okay, so remember how I said that Jane is unreliable and she wanted to take me to her favorite tea shop today? And remember how I hooked up with that friend yesterday (who we'll call Alice)? Well I made plans with Alice today because I figured Jane didn't really mean it. This morning, Jane texts me - it just says "hello :)", and one thing about Jane is that she only uses smileys when she actually wants to talk to me and wants to be nice, so I decided to ignore her because she's been getting on my nerves. Two hours later, she calls me and asks me to go to the tea shop with her, and I politely decline because "I have plans tonight," and she actually sounded genuinely sad, which was really weird. So I ended up hanging out with Alice, we went to a party where I kinda knew everyone, but there were a lot of people who didn't like me, and it's not my kinda crowd. We left, she asked me what was going on between us, and we agreed that we'll just go with the flow and keep it casual... whatever the [bleep] that means. I hear that a lot lately. Oh, and Jane posted on her blogging site about how she was pissed at someone. She said "you can't care one minute and not give a damn the next. How immature." Directed at me? I wonder... Feels nice having the upper hand with her. She kinda had me by the collar for a bit because she's a hot English chick and I'm a guy with a penis, but now she's actually pursuing ME. Or she's angry and wants nothing to do with me. Either way, feels good man. Oh, and for the record -- I should've gone out with Jane tonight. FML. Sounds like all good things that come in threeAs well as our dead celebritiesWith all these women and gucci dreamsA threesome is the only cure I could give to thee. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 saru died :mellow: DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 no i think just due to the position i was in with the 'o' man, it counted us as one. but it wasnt gay or anything I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 no i think just due to the position i was in with the 'o' man, it counted us as one. but it wasnt gay or anything no homo. :) To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 lmao, get it? To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 no i think just due to the position i was in with the 'o' man, it counted us as one. but it wasnt gay or anything no homo. :) Srsly, gay sex is always good :thumbup: Also I know I'm overusing this image, but IDGAF i find it funny kids JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 lmao, get it? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH I think i got a joke that Obt was actually not intending? Pink.... bullet... I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I took pictures :^o DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I took pictures :^o DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I took pictures :^o DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremmy Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 lol Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)Dagannoth kings drops: 73Barrows item count: 51GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)Whips: 4Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremmy Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Eh quadruple post? Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)Dagannoth kings drops: 73Barrows item count: 51GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)Whips: 4Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremmy Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Eh quadruple post? Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)Dagannoth kings drops: 73Barrows item count: 51GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)Whips: 4Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremmy Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Eh quadruple post? Dragon drops: 82 (2 claws)Dagannoth kings drops: 73Barrows item count: 51GWD drops: 54 (5 hilts: 1x bandos, 3x saradomin, 1x zamorak)Whips: 4Sigils: 1x spectral (FFA), 1x arcane (FFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 y'all are spamming my blog :/ To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MstrMonopoly Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 y'all are spamming my blog :/ I piety the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 You love it I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 take it, take it I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 I have no idea what I'm gonna do today. I went to bed at like 2am and I got up at 9am. WTF. idfk. WE SHALL SEE. but anyway i really want to play again. fml. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwasha Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Do it son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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