I reassure the wall that Harry Potter is not dead

 

82 HP

I buy it the full series.

 

83 HP

Unfortunately it was a pirate copy and you can see someone get up in the cinema at the pinnacle of the movies.

 

83 HP

Books, then?

 

83 HP

The wall can't read pirated Chinese books.

 

82 HP

*uploads books onto a Kindle for the wall*

 

83 HP

The wall doesn't like Kindle, it wants an Ipad.

 

82 HP

i read all the harry potter books to the wall personally

 

83 HP

Dang, that was a lot more elegant.

 

I make the wall a spiffy hat.

 

84 HP

I give the wall a matching robe it can wear with the hat

 

85 HP

I needs a staff of some sort, so I requisition one.

 

86 HP

I teach the wall Fus Ro Dah

 

87 HP

The wall gets bullied for dressing like a fictional character.

 

86 HP

the bullies die in a gruesome fire

 

87 HP

The wall started the fire.

 

86 HP

The wall is wanted by the police.

 

85 HP

The wall is found not guilty by a jury of its peers.

86 HP

The judge throws up in court for some inexplicable reason.

 

87 HP

i split a coke with the wall and tell it it's a true bro

 

90 HP

I take the wall out for a spin.

 

89 HP

Derped up there

 

I spruce the wall up with some nice moustaches and hats

 

90 HP

I add a sombrero for the looks.

 

91 HP

And a poncho.

 

92 HP.

The wall and I take turns sleeping so we can watch for bears

 

93 HP

The wall beats up a bear.

 

94 HP.