The wall buys a freezer and never has that problem again.

 

52 HP

The wall's freezer is equipped with supercooling technology.

 

53 HP

The wall uses that technology to become a superhero.

 

54 HP

But he is still ostracized by society so he becomes a villain.

 

53hP

He's surprisingly good at being evil.

 

52 HP

He avoided the villain ball!

 

53HP

A robot unicorn crashes into the wall.

 

52 HP

And becomes Uniclopscorn!

 

53 HP

The wall has somehow poked its own eye with its unihorn.

 

52 HP

The wall's eye patch raised his cool factor by 5%.

 

53 HP

The wall is now diamonds.

 

54 HP

The wall misses having depth perception

 

53 HP

The wall decides if Leela can be one eyed and awesome then so can it.

 

54 HP

The wall's eye can only see Eustace's Trumpet.

 

53 HP

I fill the wall with chocolate. The chocolate is all over the wall.

 

Nothing happens as it neither hurts nor heals the wall.

 

53 HP

The wall smacks Blaze for going against the rules.

 

Hurt or heal, not nothing. Might as well not have posted.

 

54 HP

The Wall posts on his own thread to heal himself.

 

55 HP

The wall learns how to Hammerslide.

 

56 HP

I accidently the wall.

 

57 HP

The wall walks away from an explosion without looking at it.

 

58 HP

and then takes of his sunglasses

 

59 hp

He makes a witty one-liner.

 

60 HP

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

61 HP

The wall becomes a meme.

 

62 HP

But one of those forced memes so people don;t like him.

 

61 HP