The line between insanity and genius is measured only by success, and I have a feeling that history will judge me a genius, for I intend to write it.

 

Definitely insane. :thumbup:

 

*jokes*

Churchill impersonator detected!

@Archi - What's the point of breeding the rats?

Sketches of the new super rat are dispatched to [Trol's country]

(Only open if you are Trol, thanks =)

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Win.

 

I have nothing else to say...

Update please?

There is currently nothing to update on, except for the plague. Also, Dungeonal was using your soldiers against the Mongols, so I need to confirm that with you.

What did he want to use them for again? I didn't notice the post.

He was invading Mongolia.

I'll allow the 5,000 Hlaupari on the mainland to accompany him, though they are to stick with normal Hlaupari procedures.

ofc

Retech, can I confirm that project scorpio part one is finished?

 

I can now reveal that it is, in actual fact, tactical nuclear missiles. Mongols wont know what hit them.

I'm sure it is, Ross.

 

If I were mod and someone asked me for nuclear missiles, I would say "Okay, sure."

 

And when they tried to launch the missiles I would say:

 

"You wake up with a start, having dreamt wonderful dreams of massive explosions destroying cities. The dreams quickly fade, as you look out the window and see an all-too-real Scorpion bolt heading for your skull."

*nod*

 

It is done.

 

 

Please get your plans in soon, since I'll be doing the update after dinner.

War update, or plague?

Both. :D

Ah, well, you know my plague measures. I'm staying out of the war for this year, too.

Kievan invasion of Mongolia

 

After a brisk march into the Mongolian winter with huge supply chains, the Kievans have claimed huge tracts of useless wilderness for themselves, making it the largest victory in terms of territory gained in history, even surpassing the Mongolians in "single big victory." Mongolians are no where to be seen.

 

Say, could someone pull up the old Hegemony map so I could convert that into medieval? :D

 

 

 

Plague has spread to the following peoples:

Displaced slavic tribes

Mongols

 

And it has reeked havoc in these places again:

Vassalised China

Vassalised India

Vassalised Persia

Northern Island of Japan

Thailand

 

 

Current attempts at forstalling the plague have succeeded for two years. Thankfully, since the outbreak of the plague, armies have been moving east, instead of west.

I vote no attacking Mongolia yet, well you guys wont be using my troops, but they will end up just spreading the plague to us. Just wait till the plague has ended, and when they're trying to sort themselves out, we attack.

Dungeonal can do whatever he wishes with my troops. If they catch the plague don't send them back though, just march them off into Mongolia.

Again, thank you Dusty.

no nukes, ross.

no nukes, ross.

I already have them, obviously. That's what project scorpio was. Retech can confirm it, if you want.

 

Right, Retech? Eh? Nukes?

Confirmed. :D

 

 

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Non-Ulserated-Kinetic-Eggs

 

To be honest I think the non-ulserated part of it is over powered, but firing eggs in a catapult is perfectly fine.

The eggs have plague inside. And plutonium.

It is either named after something of the same name, or knowing Ross it is something named as just a small part of the project.

 

Or maybe Ross knows that we know he does that and that Project Scorpio is actually named after the thing that it actually is.