I prefer medieval. It takes the focus off of technology and onto being a good strategist and tactician.

 

And it means that the default tactic isn't to just nuke things from the other side of the world while you cackle menacingly and stroke your goatee.

Or twiddle your mustache :P

 

Yeah, I've been more tactiful than any other hegemony I fought, cause fighting with knights and stuff are easier to work with tactics, cause with missiles and guns and crap, it is literally explode it, then conquer it.

Dungeoneering is likely the longest thread on the forum, other than some of the threads in forum games.

 

Anyways, America continues to re-recruit it's army, and has begun research on military rail guns and effective body armor. On the civilian side, by 2020 we plan to be free of foreign oil dependence.

 

Now what to spend my other 9.9 trillion on?

You could just deal with me paul, America doesn't have enough oil, though there are wast amounts of Norways coast. We can arrange a deal where you get your oil from me, instead of Arabia and Russia.

No, we Americans can't tolerate your silly Norwayan accents. And Canada has a [cabbage]-load of oil anyways.

 

Today in America, a car carrying Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin crashed into a Tea Party gathering and blew up, killing thousands. No memorial will be held.

You know there's no such thing as a Norwegian-English accent, only people who speak English with Norwegian intonation. And just to make it clear, I speak English just as good as I write it.

If you want to avoid Norwegian intonation, just stay clear of Stoltenberg.

No it just means that the army has been disbanded and if he wants it again he needs to train more soldiers, thats much fairer and even if we were to keep the chinese military he wouldn't have 5,000,000

Including reserves (which don't really fight) China has an army of 3,455,000.

 

You ain't the HNIC. I am.

You know there's no such thing as a Norwegian-English accent, only people who speak English with Norwegian intonation. And just to make it clear, I speak English just as good as I write it.

If you want to avoid Norwegian intonation, just stay clear of Stoltenberg.

Just as well

 

I was making a joke based on the stereotype that Americans are intolerant. I honestly can't say I've heard a Norwegian speak.

But, we are interested in the sealskin trade.

 

[hide=Bad Joke]So a seal walks into a club...[/hide]

I'll trade you sealskin as soon as Greenland is mine.

 

Here's an example of English spoken with Norwegian intonation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27-S24KPOFg&feature=related

Russian english accent is the best, it is so damn sexy.

No it just means that the army has been disbanded and if he wants it again he needs to train more soldiers, thats much fairer and even if we were to keep the chinese military he wouldn't have 5,000,000

Including reserves (which don't really fight) China has an army of 3,455,000.

 

You ain't the HNIC. I am.

No-one is, this is the first hegemony.

Trol, you don't have 13 trillion to spend. You have, probably, 500 billion.

And yeah, I was thinking of that retech, but I wasn't sure how to word it.

Mather, yes it does. To find your budget, take how much you take, divide it by 5 (so if it was .3 or 30%, it becomes .06) then multiply that by your gdp. And Income rates per person don't matter per budget.

Actually I multiply my budget by .01.

 

[spoiler='Income]Population:

20 295 000,00

 

Avg. Income:

$37 094,00

 

Tax:

28 %

 

Tax income:

$210 790 364 400,00

 

Other incomes:

$105 667 132 744 305,00

 

Income:

$105 877 923 108 705,00

 

Expensabillity factor:

0,01

 

Expendables:

$1 058 779 231 087

 

 

 

To burn some cash Norway starts it's own space programme, this will be stationed on Svalbard and any nation wishing to join or contribute is free to do so.

The complex itself will be finished in five years, having cost aproximately 5 trillion US dollars.

 

Research also begins on enchanced heat plating and inertial dampeners.

 

 

 

Oh, and:

[spoiler='Map]

 

Okay, hooooooooooold up for a second. This is getting ridiculous. First of all, five trillion dollars? One trillion dollars was expensive for America, and all those Republicans went crazy. There's a reason countries can't do this much stuff in the real world, and that is that they actually have to give their people services when they tax them.

I'm just using 1% of my GDP as budget, that space center will be made over five years and the price is just to ensure quality.

 

In other news Randers Regnskov begins creating biodomes all over Scandinavia, these will house valuable plants, like saffron, as well as vast amounts of bees, this is to monoplize the world of honey by being able to produce new flavours (caused by different kinds of pollen) during any time of the year.

Coming in as Spain

Using Mathers system GDP = $109,005,435,000,000

 

Edit:

Did that wrong, its actually $24,915,528,000,000

- tech, army and upkeep per year =

$23,215,528,000,000.

 

Edit: I changed it from 0.1 to 0.04

$3,283,105,600,000.00

I'm just using 1% of my GDP as budget, that space center will be made over five years and the price is just to ensure quality.

 

In other news Randers Regnskov begins creating biodomes all over Scandinavia, these will house valuable plants, like saffron, as well as vast amounts of bees, this is to monoplize the world of honey by being able to produce new flavours (caused by different kinds of pollen) during any time of the year.

Norway's GDP is under 500 billion. How do you plan to finish a 5t project in 5 years?

Edel, that first number is 109 trillion.

Second number is 24 trillion.

You're doing something very wrong.

You're budget, if you tax 20% is 200 billion.

You're doing something very wrong.

I've fixed it now, it was mathers system which took about 50% instead of 4%.

 

 

Drawn by the child minded Emperor on paint the JSC Model 1 is currently being adapted into an extremely large supercarrier by the good people at Honda, costing fifty billion USD($) each (including planes and other ships)

Not pictured so far is a lot of gattling guns on the front, sides and back of the ship and an underwater submarine deployment system capable of carrying five submarines.

The two unshaped circles are described by the Emperor as "THEY OPEN UP AND SHIPS FLY OUT AND SPEED UP TO THE OTHER SHIP AND KAMIKAZE!" however we are not sure if the Japanese translation is entirely correct (it is)

Replaced 40m with 100m

 

It holds:

18 destroyers (can be deployed at side)

5 dual-blade heli's

5 submarines

2 Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird

30 F22's

A power generator (Solar, Nuclear, Kinetic)

Six roofed floorsfloors.

Two floors below deck UV Farm capable of providing plentiful food for 500 people.

Three floors sleeping and recreation (They have a microsoft Kinect in there)

One floor designated for subs and ships.

Just noting that the destroyers probaly cost more than 50 billion by themselves. Wait nvm, they're probaly about a billion each. Then the aircraft carrier would have to be big enough to fit that many destroyers, and that's probaly a bit over fifty billion (dramatic understatement).

Just noting that the destroyers probaly cost more than 50 billion by themselves. Wait nvm, they're probaly about a billion each. Then the aircraft carrier would have to be big enough to fit that many destroyers, and that's probaly a bit over fifty billion (dramatic understatement).

Also, no offense to him, but what's the point of having a boat carry another perfectly good boat? And a Destroyer is 3-8b, depending on it's quality.

 

Edel, not sure how 50% would give you any of those numbers, considering the gdp of the planet is like 60 trillion.

Sorry your right, I did the maths and i've worked out that worked out that it would cost exactly 191,350,000,000 but for the sake of simplicity its 200b each.

All other things are the price they normally are rounded up.

Destroyers are 4b each.

Submarines prices are based off a post-cold-war Russian submarine but I forgot the numbers i'm sorry.

 

Doom, i'm not sure what it is; for all I know I could have wrote another five and turned it into 550%

Edit: its so basically it stays in an area and guards a place, the men stay in the comfort of the huge ship until someone decides to invade and all the smaller ships speed out and swarm the enemy, or can simply be packed with explosives, ram into a vehicle and detonate.

American forces are now blitzing Canada. The main objectives are Ottawa, Vancouver, Montreal and Winnipeg. We expect the country to surrender shortly after.

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Seeing the errors I think what happened was that my "other incomes" was calculated through budget and not GDP, anyways, fixed budget + Green- and Iceland.