EDIT: This is from December 05, oh yeah, who called it! It's kind of out of date, and I hope people don't yell at me for necro-bumping (hey, it's finally relevant and I thought I'd share it). Enjoy the song.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In honor of the new carpentry skill (which had better come out this next month, or all those long hours saving up wood have been wasted), as well as the sucess of my recent hit single "Chop this wood all nite (and cut it everday)," available here, I have decided to work on the new addition to my RS sound track, "My Planks."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My Planks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What you gonna do with all that wood

 

 

 

All that wood inside that bank

 

 

 

I'ma make, make, make, make you planks

 

 

 

Make you wood planks off my bank

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My bank, my bank, my bank, my bank, my bank

 

 

 

My bank, my bank, my bank

 

 

 

All those lovely little planks

 

 

 

Check 'em out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I drive these nails crazy

 

 

 

Cause I'm not really lazy

 

 

 

I build this house of wood and

 

 

 

I do it cause I could, and

 

 

 

Magics and the yew logs

 

 

 

Maples and the oak logs

 

 

 

Killed 'em now I build 'em

 

 

 

All these houses got me livin'

 

 

 

Large I'm on Karamja

 

 

 

Kickin' back with Hamja

 

 

 

Silver platters, golden ribbon

 

 

 

I say yes so they keep givin'

 

 

 

And I keep takin'

 

 

 

No way I ain't fakin'

 

 

 

I can keep on stake'n

 

 

 

I keep on demonstratin'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My skill, my skill, my skill, my skill

 

 

 

The new carpentry skill

 

 

 

My plank, my plank, my plank

 

 

 

My planks they got me

 

 

 

They got me bangin'

 

 

 

(Oh) Bangin' all my nails in there and cuttin' wood down there

 

 

 

They got me bangin'

 

 

 

(Oh) Bangin all my nails in there, in there, in there

Nice rhyming but half of it didnt even make sense. :lol:

lol nice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but i think all that collecting wood was a waste

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i have a strong feeling theres gonna be a new fletch option for planks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

would jaqex be that mean to make you collect spawns?eh

Lol know I have the "my humps" song in my head :lol:

Anyone see black eyed peas for the halftime show of the Grey Cup (canadian superbowl). THEY WERE HORRIBLE. None of them could hold a tune to save their life :s.

I doubt carpentry will be as fun as you say it will be...

if there is no plank option to fletch them the wild should be alittle more packed out at ghost, hopefully no one knows of the spawn by barb agility course :D

They do now, thanks for giving away my secret :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's amazing how many times I've seen someone buying 3 planks for 10k at a bank, and been grateful that I stashed hundreds from the barbarian outpost. Of course, this was a while ago when 10k was a bit harder for me to get ahold of.

i like them.. they are decent and pop.. and unique..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i love fergy

Anyone see black eyed peas for the halftime show of the Grey Cup (canadian superbowl). THEY WERE HORRIBLE. None of them could hold a tune to save their life :s.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GO COLTS

I have to say this one is pretty good. :P

The woodcutting theme song should be the one from Monty Python =)

Fergie...Where's a "vomiting" emoticon when you need it...

 

 

 

Keep it up man! :P Sing and record it like I do, we'd love to hear it! :D

Thanks everyone (I think). I usually think these things up listening to songs while cutting wood at the same time. I must get really bored...

Lol know I have the "my humps" song in my head :lol:

screw the song, remember the video! *drools*

 

Lol know I have the "my humps" song in my head :lol:

screw the song, remember the video! *drools*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^^ Ditto 8)

lol nice :lol:

Fergie...Where's a "vomiting" emoticon when you need it...

 

 

 

Keep it up man! :P Sing and record it like I do, we'd love to hear it! :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You might have the same sucsess.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(How the hell do u spell succsess???)

this is supposed to be in the varrock library thread, nice song anyways

as long as carpentry is not as bad is farming I think we will be in good shape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What can I say about that song... Very .. Interesting.

lmfao I just sung that outloud and I love it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

gj wit song, sing it into mic with background music rofl.

someone has too much free time

and if when carpentry comes out there isnt a fletching option 2 make wood rember theres 2 plank respawns outside the ship that u crashed into cranador islands :)

lmao that is awesome :D

dude that was the most classicus thing i've read all week... good job, keep it up, i expect 1 4 fletchin by the end of the week so i can sing it... hehe jks...neways classic song m8