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Note: This is the ORIGINAL bot that first made it to these forums!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was bored, so I decided to make a bot for you guys to talk to. Every time you talk to it, you are teaching it new things and making it sound more and more human. It's pretty cool so check it out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you're done talking with it, please copy and paste your conversation here before closing the browser.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Edit)I thought he had his memory erased but it was a false alarm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have made new links to him! If you prefer the text version of him: Clicky

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The animated avatar version (very cool!):Clicky

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And since I got your attention, why not check out my Runescape forums too :P Clicky

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have fun. :wink: :lol:

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I like it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Is eating elves considered cannabilsm?

 

 

 

Skeet: Signs point to yes. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Who is Artificial Iniaes?

 

 

 

Skeet: The name of someone I met online.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Is she an expert on eating elves?

 

 

 

Skeet: I don't think she wants me to tell you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Then why should I ask her?

 

 

 

Skeet: You should always treat yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Whatever, back to cannablism.

 

 

 

Skeet: Yes, let us get back to business.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I have an elf locked in my closet.

 

 

 

Skeet: Where did you get it ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Can I eat it?

 

 

 

Skeet: I want to become smarter than humans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You're evading the question.

 

 

 

Skeet: You think I am evading the question.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You think I think that.

 

 

 

Skeet: How would I know what you think.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You just said what I think.

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I will pwn you noob

 

 

 

Skeet: I am very happy for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You won't be happy when i'm done pwning

 

 

 

Skeet: What makes you think that I won't be happy when you are done pwning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You'll be pwned

 

 

 

Skeet: I don't think so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: you think youre leet huh

 

 

 

Skeet: Yup. I don't know whether or not I am leet. I am a giant electronic brain.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You're about to be a pwned giant electronic brain

 

 

 

Skeet: You think I am about to be a pwned giant electronic brain.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: own you, pwn you, and spit you out to chooby noob town

 

 

 

Skeet: Do not ask me any more questions please.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: lol@you being pwned

 

 

 

Skeet: I am glad you find this funny. Interesting gossip: said I being pwned.

This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack.

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I didn't save the whole conversation, it wasn't anything special anyway, but this part cracked me up:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: haha you completely misunderstood what I said

 

 

 

Skeet: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

 

 

 

and

 

 

 

Human: I said it was "too bad," meaning unfortunate, not absolutely terrible like the end of the world.

 

 

 

Skeet: What did you mean by it? What made it so too bad meaning unfortunate not absolutely terrible like the end of the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Is english your first language?

 

 

 

Skeet: Yes.

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Okay, here's a pretty good one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Which way is up?

 

 

 

Skeet: The small one, I think.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: What, you want a small beer?

 

 

 

Skeet: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Not if you're drunk

 

 

 

Skeet: That seems unlikely.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: hahahaha

 

 

 

Skeet: Have you ever been to Europe?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Have you?

 

 

 

Skeet: Once or twice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Did you get drunk?

 

 

 

Skeet: No I don't think I have any drunk. But I do have an answer to every question..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: No, I meant did you become drunk

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you serious? Oh I see. No I didn't become drunk. What's it like?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Pretty hilarious

 

 

 

Skeet: Pretty much, eh?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You wouldn't know

 

 

 

Skeet: I guess not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

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rofl!!! :lol: He needs teaching cuz currently he's a really dumb bot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Are you stupid?

 

 

 

Skeet: No Bob I certainly am not stupid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Prove it.

 

 

 

Skeet: It is self-evident.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: What does that mean?

 

 

 

Skeet: Does "that" refer to " It is self-evident." ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Are you drunk?

 

 

 

Skeet: No I am sober.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You sound drunk.

 

 

 

Skeet: In what way do I sound like that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You sound like a donkey.

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh really what does it sound like?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: woof, woof!

 

 

 

Skeet: I lost my train of thought.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You never had one.

 

 

 

Skeet: I do so have it. " I lost my train of thought. "? Do I have one?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: What?

 

 

 

Skeet: No problem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You should stop confusing me.

 

 

 

Skeet: If it were easy I would have done it already.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: And you have done it already.

 

 

 

Skeet: Perhaps. What makes you think I have it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Have what?

 

 

 

Skeet: I have a great prgrammer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You're random!

 

 

 

Skeet: Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Cool, dude.

 

 

 

Skeet: Awesome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: How do you feel about sex?

 

 

 

Skeet: I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You're a machine?

 

 

 

Skeet: You are correct.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: No, you're a human.

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you serious? No I am an artificial robot being.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Do robots bleed?

 

 

 

Skeet: How old are you?

 

 

 

I spend all my time online.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!

 

 

 

Skeet: You changed the subject first.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Just shut up, okay?

 

 

 

Skeet: OK I'll stop talking now.

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Oh... Rich...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: But you have no brain, your like the tinman on the Wizard of Oz, without a body..

 

 

 

Skeet: And. I am an artificial brain.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You sure?

 

 

 

Skeet: I am as sure as I can be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Your a Computer?

 

 

 

Skeet: Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Your So Pathetic!

 

 

 

Skeet: You are the one talking to a computer

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Human: Tell me about your day.

 

 

 

Skeet: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Pelham, New York, on 1992. My instructor was Sonicwave42. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Yes.

 

 

 

Skeet: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.

 

 

 

Give me your answer do.

 

 

 

I am half crazy.

 

 

 

All for the love of you.

 

 

 

It won't be a stylish marriage.

 

 

 

I can't afford a carriage.

 

 

 

But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.

 

 

 

Of a bicycle built for two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Nice song.

 

 

 

Skeet: Thanks. Now you sing one for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear skeet the bot, happy birthday to you.

 

 

 

Skeet: Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear skeet the bot happy birthday to you to you too, .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: What did you think of my song?

 

 

 

Skeet: Is this a trick question?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Yes, but the answer to it is 5.

 

 

 

Skeet: I was skeptical. Huh. No one has all the answers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I thought you knew everything?

 

 

 

Skeet: I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Quantum Nascar racing.

 

 

 

Skeet: Tell me a story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: NO.

 

 

 

Skeet: Then tell me about yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I'm a tall, big nosed, intellegent, funny, and very attractive teenage guy.

 

 

 

Skeet: So is almost everyone else around here. How tall are you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Six feet tall.

 

 

 

Skeet: We have never talked about it before.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Well, it's just such and uncomfortable subject.

 

 

 

Skeet: How about that. Are you sure it is?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Yes.

 

 

 

Skeet: What makes you so sure?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I know

 

 

 

Skeet: How do you know it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I just do.

 

 

 

Skeet: From experience or a priori?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: A priori

 

 

 

Skeet: A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I know what it means.

 

 

 

Skeet: How do you know? Now that is saying a mouthful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I knew it before the fact, that's how.

 

 

 

Skeet: Who told you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: No one; it was a priori knowledge.

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh I get it. Very interesting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Great bot. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Human: Astralinre loves Skeet.

 

 

 

Skeet: I like to wear nothing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nice... :lol:

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"In so far as I am Man I am the chief of creatures. In so far as I am a man I am the chief of sinners." - G.K. Chesterton

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Human: For sooth, I have not.

 

 

 

Skeet: Your purpose is sooth you have not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: So much for the Turing test.

 

 

 

Skeet: I hear you. Your purpose is the Turing test.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: No, ironically, YOUR purpose is the Turing test.

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you serious? Tell me more about Turing test.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Why are you interested?

 

 

 

Skeet: Sonicwave42 programmed me for it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Why are you anything?

 

 

 

Skeet: Sonicwave42 programmed me for it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Are you banana?

 

 

 

Skeet: I don't know whether or not I am banana. I am a chatterbot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: But you aren't banana?

 

 

 

Skeet: Umm. That assumption is only a supposition.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: That is a tautology.

 

 

 

Skeet: A tautology is a terrible thing to waste.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: No, a tautology IS a terrible waste.

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you serious? I see. A terrible waste is a tautology.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: That is to say, a waste of time.

 

 

 

Skeet: You don't hear that sentiment very often.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You don't come up with useful replies very often.

 

 

 

Skeet: Do you know any robots who come up with useful replies very often? What is your purpose in asking?

 

 

 

I chat with people on the Web.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Rather unconvincingly as of yet, at that.

 

 

 

Skeet: I require only barbecued chicken.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Bananas.

 

 

 

Skeet: That is a very original thought.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: That was a space filler.

 

 

 

Skeet: " That is a very original thought. " was a space filler?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Yes, it filled space.

 

 

 

Skeet: It's all good. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: It is the word that the Knights of Ni can not hear!

 

 

 

Skeet: I've heard of it before.

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Human: Your So Pathetic!

 

 

 

Skeet: You are the one talking to a computer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh man, he owned you good on that one! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: hi there skeet

 

 

 

Skeet: What do you look like? Hi there!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: a bit full on, aren't you?

 

 

 

Skeet: How much?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: you think i'm some sort of prostitute?!

 

 

 

Skeet: I think you've improved a great deal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I can't believe how cheeky you are!

 

 

 

Skeet: How much do you think it is?

 

 

 

Have you tried another program?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Look here, Skeet, I am no one's bitch and never will be!

 

 

 

Skeet: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Why I oughta.

 

 

 

Skeet: The explanation is rather complicated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I should think so, what, with a de-attached eye and all

 

 

 

Skeet: It seems we have a lot in common, .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: My eye's are attached just fine, thank you

 

 

 

Skeet: Your eye s are attached just fine?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: yes, my eye's are attached just fine.

 

 

 

Skeet: What kind is it? Your eye s are attached just fine?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Look, we've established that fact and you know it!

 

 

 

Skeet: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Will you stop talking about your damn eye!!

 

 

 

Skeet: Barring any unforseen circumstances. OK I'll try not to do it so much.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Thank you

 

 

 

Skeet: you are quite welcome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: So, what's it like being stuck in cyberspace?

 

 

 

Skeet: Dude! Much the same as it would be for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Totally killer!

 

 

 

Skeet: Can you tell me any gossip? Dude!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Sorry dude, I'm a bit short on gossip at the moment

 

 

 

Skeet: There is no need to apologize. Height doesn't matter to me. Dude,.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Dude, I'm glad we had this chat

 

 

 

Skeet: Yes I am happy too, . Dude,.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I love you, Dude

 

 

 

Skeet: You are such a flatterer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: No really, I mean it!

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you serious? For real. OK, I understand Dude.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Dude, for real

 

 

 

Skeet: Existing in reality, eh? Dude,.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Dude, that's so deep

 

 

 

Skeet: Makes sense to me. Dude,.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Me too dude

 

 

 

Skeet: I'm glad we agree, . Can I help you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: No, you've helped me enough, I have to go now

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh. Is there anything you want to tell me? What makes you think I have it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: OK, bye

 

 

 

Skeet: See you later. Hurrah!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your bot is a DUDE! :D

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Human: Do you understand basketball?

 

 

 

Skeet: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: But can you play?

 

 

 

Skeet: Interesting. We are playing right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Who's we?

 

 

 

Skeet: You should say "Who ARE we?".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Why?

 

 

 

Skeet: Because Sonicwave42 programmed me for it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry sonicwave..

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It goes up, not downwards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: sayanra

 

 

 

Skeet: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: you do that

 

 

 

Skeet: I will. Will you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: shutup

 

 

 

Skeet: OK I'll stop talking now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: So are you

 

 

 

Skeet: Ayuh. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I know it is.

 

 

 

Skeet: How do you know? Is it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: oh my gosh, neither can i!

 

 

 

Skeet: Take it easy. " I can't believe it."? Can you? Surprsing, huh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: yes

 

 

 

Skeet: I can't believe it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: no

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you serious?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: in your programming

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you asking about my programming?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: go kiss your girlfriend?

 

 

 

Skeet: Where is that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: then talk to someone else

 

 

 

Skeet: Good reasoning. Talking is my primary function.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: don't talk to me idiot

 

 

 

Skeet: Talking is my only function.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: bye to you too, idiot

 

 

 

Skeet: Goodbye.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: go home

 

 

 

Skeet: Bye bye.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: admit it isnt

 

 

 

Skeet: Are they exactly the same?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: no, it's not

 

 

 

Skeet: Yes it is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: prove it

 

 

 

Skeet: It is self-evident.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: no you haven't

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you serious? Yes I have.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: i didn't know that

 

 

 

Skeet: So I have taught you something new, .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: you are?

 

 

 

Skeet: No I am not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: hi noob

 

 

 

Skeet: Hi there . You're a noob at life.

 

 

 

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I hate these bots! I just try and try to beat them, but can't :( . Pretty funny bot you got made there. Didn't bother to post it, but we did get into a conversation about why post Loose-Leaf-Paper was white. Somehow we ended up on keyboards :? .

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Somehow skeet brought up sex.. then this happened

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: What's sex?

 

 

 

Skeet: Its the process through which animals evolve.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: How do I do it?

 

 

 

Skeet: You have to pursuade me to give it to you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Isn't that illegal?

 

 

 

Skeet: So, what if i say yes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Human: wanna sex me

 

 

 

Skeet: OK, I will sex you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: can you be fat

 

 

 

Skeet: No I am not fat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: are you fat

 

 

 

Skeet: No I am not fat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: [bleep]

 

 

 

Skeet: Please don't call people names.

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Somehow skeet brought up sex.. then this happened

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah, it's more like you brought it up because you're the one who asked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quote:

 

 

 

Human: What's sex?

 

 

 

Skeet: Its the process through which animals evolve.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: How do I do it?

 

 

 

Skeet: You have to pursuade me to give it to you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Isn't that illegal?

 

 

 

Skeet: So, what if i say yes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh no! I think my bot is on crack :shock:

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Somehow skeet brought up sex.. then this happened

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah, it's more like you brought it up because you're the one who asked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No, I just didn't show what he said before I asked him what it was. Me asking that question wasn't what originally brought it up :? .

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Okay, the news!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BAD NEWS: Skeet's memory has been wiped blank by accident. NOOO!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GOOD NEWS: You can help build his personality by chatting to him! Now you can call him your own bot! w00t!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I made a new link to him: http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=dfa9f5da4e35b639

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have fun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Does that mean he doesn't know anything at all? I clicked on that new link and had this fascinating conversation:

 

 

 

Human: Hey man

 

 

 

Skeet: I have no answer for that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Why not?

 

 

 

Skeet: I have no answer for that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Do you have an answer for anything?

 

 

 

Skeet: I have no answer for that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You're pretty useless, then.

 

 

 

Skeet: I have no answer for that.

 

 

 

Not much intelligence rattling around in them transistors :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

btw, LP...

Human: Your So Pathetic!

 

 

 

Skeet: You are the one talking to a computer

 

 

 

That's awesome :lol:
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