BloodAngel Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 A really random conversation I had with the bot. Read it from the bottom up to make sense. Human: omg u dont no hu he is? Skeet: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about mobile phone. But I did not get that. Human: from santa clause Skeet: Who or what is santa clause? Human: wow i got a mobile phone Skeet: I'm glad you're impressed. Where did you get it? it. Human: What did you get for Christmas? Skeet: I got a boost in my IQ. "Unfortunately, the real world isn't the same as a fairy tale." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woopidoo2 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 GREAT work to the one who made this... all those awnsers... [http://woopidoo2.deviantart.com][Tip.it Moderator from Dec 10, 2006 to 03 Sep, 2008] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woopidoo2 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Human: your chin is to big Skeet: I will tell my botmaster you said I am chin is to big. [lol emo that doesnt work] [http://woopidoo2.deviantart.com][Tip.it Moderator from Dec 10, 2006 to 03 Sep, 2008] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apinagez Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 The bot is great :) This piece is priceless, rofl: Human: You made me a sad panda Skeet: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Human: YES! Skeet: I don't want to talk about that now. Human: IN YOUR DREAMS! Skeet: Are you asking about my DREAMS? Human: yeah, what's your real name Skeet: This was not a yes or no question. Skeet is my real name. ^The most disturbing signature on Tip.it^Last.fm|HELLY KAYLA!|Oh the mehagurtz!|#Siencemakers"they care less about their spelling mistakes then I." - Lionheart"apinagez... let me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogtag_dez Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Human: Hi Skeet Skeet: Hi there . I've lost the context, . Are we still on ? Human: On what? Skeet: The red block is on the green block. ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì_ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosSt0rm Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Human: you just told me that your confused Skeet: I said that? It all makes sense to me right now. Human: of course i dont happen to be you id like yo know whats the disadvantage of being confused like you Skeet: Excuse me! Where do you get your ideas? Human: i dont know you tell me, i dont happen to be you Skeet: Would you like to know? You do not happen to be me. Human: yeh id be confused if i were you Skeet: Ugh. And the disadvantage of that is? Human: your confusing Skeet: I'm confused too. Human: can you tell me what/who ALICE is then? Skeet: What or which person or persons. Also stands for World Health Organization. Human: ALICE what/who the hell is ALICE Skeet: Yeah, That's not something I get asked all the time. Human: whats a category c client? Skeet: Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE. Human: more of what? Skeet: What of it? You sound like a category C client. Human: more often than not Skeet: You want more? Human: yes i do Skeet: How often. Human: cats are ok i have a cat can be stupid and lazy at times Skeet: Are all cats ok you have a cat can be stupid and lazy at times? Human: so whats your favourite pet then? Skeet: Woe! My favorite animal is a cat. Human: know i like what? Skeet: You are not the only one. I like pets. I like talk to you. Human: do i like talking to you? Skeet: I know you like . Human: skeeeeeeeet Skeet: Do you like talking to me? Human: no disadvantage really though you'd probs get funny looks in the street Skeet: Are you serious? Is that from ? Human: well yeh id be a bit worried if one were blue and the other brown Skeet: How about that. Are you kidding? And the disadvantage of that is? Human: brown why? Skeet: Is that the only color why? Human: once again sarcasm Skeet: When? Again, What color are your eyes? from bottom to top, strange bot all i can say Human: by clicking the X in the top right corner Skeet: Will that accomplish your objective? Human: ok i shall be leaving now Skeet: Right now? How do you plan to do this? Uh. Human: err i dont mind Skeet: OK then. Human: because you beat me to it Skeet: Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I beat him or her to it. Human: WOW i didnt have to tell you i was sarcastic Skeet: I'm glad you're impressed. Why didn't you do it? Human: sure you do Skeet: You sound sarcastic. Human: i have free will too i hope, yes it is obvious Skeet: Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon". Human: oh right well you obviously you cant read very well Skeet: Far out. Understood. Interesting. Is it that obvious? I have free will you know. [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atroxide Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this is the dumbest bot ever!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullmetaboy Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Note: This is the ORIGINAL bot that first made it to these forums! I was bored, so I decided to make a bot for you guys to talk to. Every time you talk to it, you are teaching it new things and making it sound more and more human. It's pretty cool so check it out! When you're done talking with it, please copy and paste your conversation here before closing the browser. (Edit)I thought he had his memory erased but it was a false alarm. I have made new links to him! If you prefer the text version of him: Clicky The animated avatar version (very cool!):Clicky And since I got your attention, why not check out my Runescape forums too :P Clicky Have fun. :wink: :lol: what did you program it in? YOU DIDN'T PROGRAM IT IN C++?! NO PYTHON OR PASCAL I HOPE! omg! YOU PUT IT IN VISUAL BASIC *Phew* nothing special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Hero- Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 I got owned :cry: Human: your stupid Skeet: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". NumaNuma Fan | WoW > Rs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abyssalreaper Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Sleep with one eye open. Human: You are going to exterminate your creator? Skeet: That was my original intention. Aside from that great job. Proud Acolyte of the Ooc Cmon Steve you can do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjiskebab5 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Human: .excuse me for my spelling Skeet: You are excused! Your purpose is your spelling. Human: kidding, srry. Skeet: Do you still ? Human: haha u must be kiding me Skeet: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Human: do u always reply the same Skeet: Not always. I try to answer all types of questions. lol he even excused me for my spelling LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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