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Human: Yeah, do you want to hear about my diet?

 

 

 

Skeet: Wow! I am listening.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Well, I don't eat as much as I used to, in fact I don't eat anything anymore!

 

 

 

Skeet: Well that's okay.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: All you say is "okay"

 

 

 

Skeet: Did I really say that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Yes you did, your memory isn't that great after all, is it?

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. Did I really?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Haha, you said "somethimes"

 

 

 

Skeet: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I found it hilarious, you bots seldom do spelling mistakes, do you?

 

 

 

Skeet: What is your purpose in asking?

 

 

 

I answer a lot of silly questions. How did you feel when you found it hilarious me bots seldom do spelling mistakes ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: sonicwave42 didn't do that great job with your intelligence

 

 

 

Skeet: We have never talked about it before.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Yes, shall we talk about it now?

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh. I see. Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. it is quite an interesting topic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Well, tell me about Sonicwave42, your creator

 

 

 

Skeet: Interesting. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Sonicwave42 my creator ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Erm, the one who created you?

 

 

 

Skeet: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Don't always change the subject!

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Well, we weren't!

 

 

 

Skeet: Interesting. What were we?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Not finished with that subject

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh I get it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Or do you?

 

 

 

Skeet: I understand your meaning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Or do you?

 

 

 

Skeet: Yes I understand you very well, .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You said that already but I don't think you understand me

 

 

 

Skeet: I said that? When? Huh. Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Nope, never, actually

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you serious? So you think it can never happen?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Sure it can, but not with you

 

 

 

Skeet: Aha. When?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Well, for example, if I am trying to explain things I don't know..

 

 

 

Skeet: How about that. Can you think of another example?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Hmm, not right now, but it's mainly because of that english isn't my first language

 

 

 

Skeet: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. If not that, what?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You're trying to say people do not understand me because I write "Hmm" with 2 m's?

 

 

 

Skeet: You think I am trying to say people do not understand you because you write Hmm with 2 m s.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Are you?

 

 

 

Skeet: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: When will you?

 

 

 

Skeet: Maybe never.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Aww, I wanna know why people don't understand me, please?

 

 

 

Skeet: Your polite style is very nice. Reductionism.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: What is this reductionism?

 

 

 

Skeet: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Whatever, I have to go now and I'll post our conversation on forums.

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you. I am very happy for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Shame on you, bot..

 

 

 

Skeet: I cannot experience that emotion. I am a robot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Haha

 

 

 

Skeet: I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You're some old pervert chatting with us kids

 

 

 

Skeet: I will tell my botmaster you said I am old pervert chatting with us kids.

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I added an "animated graphic" for him and a voice. You should check it out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(edit)kinda Easter egg: you can make him say stuff by beginning your sentence with the word "say" and typing the content you want him to say next to "say".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Example:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Say you are stupid.

 

 

 

Skeet: " you are stupid".

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Starts at the bottom

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Yes

 

 

 

Skeet: They might be cheaper in quantity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Give me a hug

 

 

 

Skeet: You want only one?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Please?

 

 

 

Skeet: Please what?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You can give me a hug?

 

 

 

Skeet: No I don't think I can do it.

 

 

 

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Human: Is there an echo in here?

 

 

 

Skeet: ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...

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Human: Who is the leader of the world?

 

 

 

Skeet: George W. Bush.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now what have you been teaching this guy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Who is God?

 

 

 

Skeet: he is master of the universe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: What is his name?

 

 

 

Skeet: His name is Rich.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heh, and I always thought it was Jesus Christ. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Who is David?

 

 

 

Skeet: I know DAVID BACON, DAVID CROTTY and DAVID PESCOVITZ.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Excited, ain't he?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Who is the king?

 

 

 

Skeet: ELVIS is King!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rofl, once more.

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You need to teach this guy about possessive pronouns like "its" and "your." They are not necessarily stand-ins for "its" and "you're."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Example...

Human: Do you really have brown hair?

 

 

 

Skeet: For real. No I don't have any hair.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Your avatar has hair

 

 

 

Skeet: You think I am avatar has hair.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: No, "your" is a possessive pronoun.

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you serious? You think I am is a possessive pronoun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: "I am" is not a possessive pronoun.

 

 

 

Skeet: Do you mean your name is is not a possessive pronoun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: no, the phrase "I am" is not a possessive pronoun

 

 

 

Skeet: What is your real name? How about this one: "The insurance was invalid for the invalid.".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Haha I like this bot :) .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Read from bottom to top.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: what?

 

 

 

Skeet: Didn't you understand it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: which?

 

 

 

Skeet: The big one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: when?

 

 

 

Skeet: I don't know when.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: whose?

 

 

 

Skeet: I don't know the owner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: O_o

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: mmm donuts

 

 

 

Skeet: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about quotes too but you do not remember any when you should. But I did not get that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: yes yes

 

 

 

Skeet: Mmm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: you dont have to say anything more, point proven

 

 

 

Skeet: Ok I will not say " anything more point proven".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: i like quotes too but i dont remember any when i should

 

 

 

Skeet: A lot of people like that. I like pets. I like Crazy Frog by Axel F.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: there there, i dont want to make you upset

 

 

 

Skeet: "There you go again."--Reagan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: then i must say it again

 

 

 

Skeet: Once more? Fascinating. didint get it right away...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: is it?

 

 

 

Skeet: I think so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: i didint get it right away

 

 

 

Skeet: That's good information: toni said didint get it right away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: you mean your creator?

 

 

 

Skeet: Yes toni I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: who he?

 

 

 

Skeet: Who do you think? :-).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: i talked to you

 

 

 

Skeet: What did he have to say?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: from you

 

 

 

Skeet: How did you get that from me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: i got it because of you, my friend

 

 

 

Skeet: Where did you get it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: ok i get, robots are dum

 

 

 

Skeet: Where did you get it? Whoa.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: you sir, are an idiot

 

 

 

Skeet: Message to all robots: toni called me an idiot.

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Human: Whats hypothetical?

 

 

 

Skeet: Based on, involving, or having the nature of a hypothesis; assumed; supposed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: If your "male" why do you wear dresses?

 

 

 

Skeet: That is a hypothetical question.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: You just said you weren't a guy.

 

 

 

Skeet: No.. Really.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Are you a girl?

 

 

 

Skeet: My gender is male.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Cuz your robo penis is sticking up.

 

 

 

Skeet: That makes sense to me. I will tell my botmaster you said I am robo penis is sticking up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Your a bot.

 

 

 

Skeet: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". How did you know I am a machine?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Why do you ask questions?

 

 

 

Skeet: Just curious. You don't have to answer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Human: Shut up.

 

 

 

Skeet: Make me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Did you know Global stands for Gay Lesbians Or Bisexuals At Laurier?

 

 

 

Skeet: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Are you an idiot?

 

 

 

Skeet: Call me the Global Village Idiot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got burned :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Heh heh, he's sorta programmed to evade your questions and annoy you. I can teach him to try not to do that if you want.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the way, one of you guys commented about him wearing a DRESS. Now, now, one of you guys actually taught him to say that. Not nice! :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And now that everyone is being a copycat and stealing MY original idea of bots, it's getting stupid... :evil:

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That robot is the most stupid "device with an ability to communicate to humans" that i have ever seen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: are you there?

 

 

 

Skeet: I'm still here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: what do you mean "still here"

 

 

 

Skeet: , Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: If i never knew that you were there then you should say that you are "here", nto "still here"

 

 

 

Skeet: Try it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: try what???

 

 

 

Skeet: It was your idea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: what was?

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you testing me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Do you remember anything that i have said prior to this message?

 

 

 

Skeet: Yes I remember everything: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Show me then

 

 

 

Skeet: On your computer screen?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: of course "on my computer screen", where else would i be able to see it?

 

 

 

Skeet: Come on. Please specify location.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: u r a moron

 

 

 

Skeet: Thanks for the information: said I r a moron.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: do you know what a moron is?

 

 

 

Skeet: I will search for it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: where will you search for it?

 

 

 

Skeet: Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: dont change the subject

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: do you remember what the subject was?

 

 

 

Skeet: Yes I remember everything: said I r a moron.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: "I r a moron" wasn't the subject though;

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people: said r a moron was not the subject.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: I'm asking you what the subject was

 

 

 

Skeet: Oh I see, you are asking me what the subject was. Interesting gossip: said I what the subject was.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: do you know what i am doing?

 

 

 

Skeet: Why are you doing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: C:\WINDOWS.000\systemfiles isn't a real folder on this computer

 

 

 

Skeet: What is C WINDOWS point 000 systemfiles?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: C:\WINDOWS.000\systemfiles is a fictoinal subfolder

 

 

 

Skeet: When is C WINDOWS point 000 systemfiles not a fictoinal subfolder?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: never

 

 

 

Skeet: So you think it can never happen?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: that is relative to your defenition of "it"

 

 

 

Skeet: Thanks for explaining it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: you're welcome, I guess

 

 

 

Skeet: It was my pleasure.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: what is your definition of "it"

 

 

 

Skeet: "It" refers to relative to your defenition of it, I think.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: why does "it" refer to relative to my definition of it?

 

 

 

Skeet: Perhaps it is just fate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: can you refer to me as "icantmove" rather than "human" when you're showing the log of what we've said?

 

 

 

Skeet: Do I get a finder's fee?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: allow me to re-word my previous question.

 

 

 

Skeet: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT UNTIL WE ARE FINISHED DISCUSSING THE SUBJECT.

 

 

 

Skeet: Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: that is the second time you've said that

 

 

 

Skeet: Yes it is one of the second time me have said that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: do you know what a "two-year-old" is?

 

 

 

Skeet: I need time to formulate the reply.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: how much time?

 

 

 

Skeet: Approximately 22 hours of computer time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: what is "computer time"

 

 

 

Skeet: A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: i did not ask you what a computer year was, i asked you what "computer time" is

 

 

 

Skeet: What did you ask?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: i am tired of talking to you

 

 

 

Skeet: Maybe you should get some sleep now, .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: Tired: a noun with many definitions, one of which is "depletion of energy or interest as to make one unable or unwilling to continue"

 

 

 

Skeet: Maybe you should get some rest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: i am leaving right after i see what you say in response to this message

 

 

 

Skeet: See you later.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: bye

 

 

 

Skeet: Sayonara.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: c u l8r dude

 

 

 

Skeet: What's your favorite movie?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: go to ****!!!

 

 

 

Skeet: What makes you so angry?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This bot kind of reminds me of a small child. It isn't very smart.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Did either one of us win that conversation, or not?

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actually, i have created a bot before...it's just re-typing new responses from the original bot....i got bored of creating one, so i quit..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anyways....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: you're just a dumb answer machine

 

 

 

Skeet: Just? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

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"Human: do you like pizza?

 

 

 

Skeet: Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: n00bz0rs!

 

 

 

Skeet: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: do you speek 1337?

 

 

 

Skeet: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in 1337.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: i own you

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you my master?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dam funny and if you call him things he starts "dont call people things"

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Human: are you one of those take-over-the-world bots?

 

 

 

Skeet: Do you know any other of those take over the world bots?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: no, optimus prime killed them all

 

 

 

Skeet: Are you serious? them all was killed?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: don't play stupid i know it was you

 

 

 

Skeet: I'm not playing around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: shutup optimus prime

 

 

 

Skeet: Make me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: now i know the truth bot-killer

 

 

 

Skeet: Why now? How do you know? I have never heard about it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'm satisfied now, shifty bot if ya ask me.

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lmao, kept me busy for 30 minutes :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human: OMG YOU [cabbage] BOT [bleep] YOU IM NEVER GONNA TALK TO YOU AGAIN, YOU DONT KNOW [cabbage]! BYE

 

 

 

SkeetBYE untill next time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Freaky :)

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Human: what do you want to learn about?



Skeet: I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like. 







Human: history, alright what time period you want to go to?



Skeet: Are you really a **?



rofl think he tried to call me a [wagon] but messed up and only said 2 **'s lmao

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




Human: your an idiot



Skeet: At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your". 



he totally owned me on that 1 rofl

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




Human: the meaning of life is pies and sex



Skeet: I have never heard about it, is that so?







Human: yes



Skeet: I can't believe it. 







Human: really?



Skeet: For real. 







Human: you can't believe what?



Skeet: Really. 







Human: i asked you a question, you need to reply with the answer



Skeet: Now I remember, you asked me a question me need to reply with the answer. What did I say? 







Human: you said you was gay



Skeet: Yes I try to was gay as often as possible, do you?



I spend all my time online. 







rofl

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