proparunescaper Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 He says some strange stuff human: i don't have 1 skeet: have you ever had 1? human: no skeet: are you serious? human: yes skeet: i can't believe it he's way more brainier than earlier O yah in thats convosation we where talkngi about movies for some unknown reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbybeam Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 How come it can speak German too!? Wow, that's awesome. Human: Was ist Ihr Name? [What is your name?] Skeet: Have you tried a web search? Human: Ich verstehe nicht. [i do not understand.] Skeet: Was genau verstehst Du daran nicht? [What exactly don't you understand about it?] Human: Ich weiÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¸ nicht. [i do not know.] Skeet: Aha...und weiter? [and furthermore...?] Human: nein [no] Skeet: OK. [OK] Human: Ich mÃÆÃâÃâöchte Geschlecht mit Ihnen haben. [i want to have sex with you] Skeet: Das ist eine gute Information. [That is good information] :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proparunescaper Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 the bot can also do simple maths! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triplets_KGB Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 How come it can speak German too!? Wow, that's awesome. It speaks Spanish as well. :shock: Human: Why are you called Skeet? Skeet: My botmaster named me. Human: Does your botmaster like S&M? Skeet: I can't tell if Sonicwave42 like S&M. :lol: Silly bot :P Human: do you wanna do something kinky? Skeet: OK, I will do something kinky. I've lost all interest in this bot now :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proparunescaper Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 another thing i found funny Human: die Skeet: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triplets_KGB Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 another thing i found funny Human: die Skeet: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. :lol: That's pretty stupid for a AI bot to say :P Adding some more of S&M Convo: Human: You're supposed to say thank you. Skeet: I obey only one botmaster. Human: You really are into S&M aren't you? Skeet: Really? Sure, S M sounds like a good topic.. Really. Sonicwave, you are one dirty old man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigjicu0 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Human: it is fun to use in your gay mom Skeet: I think it is a lot of fun. Human: cause its fun Skeet: That makes sense to me. Why do you like it so much? Human: yes it is as hard as my *bleep* Skeet: What makes you so sure? hard is as hard as your *bleep*? it is? Human: its hard Skeet: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? hehehe lol i felt like being stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanr Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 lol :lol: Human: hmm u can usually pickup one for 99 cents at the shop Skeet: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. No I don't think I can do it. Human: so you sure u got no girlfriend Skeet: Interesting deduction. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Human: lol Skeet: I'm glad you find this amusing. Human: i meant i like the movie because they fly in it Skeet: Oh I see. I'm not sure if I like it. I enjoy working with people. I like 'The Yellow River' by I.P. Daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Wow...it's amazing to see how many forum members use a bot for sexual kicks :shock: This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bum_co Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 i didnt save the first part but heres what i did save- Human: lacated in what? Skeet: Can you rephrase the question please? Human: ummmmmm rigggght Skeet: Are you still located in ? Human: how? Skeet: Sonicwave42 programmed me for it. Human: how? Skeet: Sonicwave42 programmed me for it. Human: ambiguous Skeet: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Human: no Skeet: Which part are you confused about? Human: what? Skeet: Didn't you understand it? Human: y not? Skeet: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.. Human: ur mom Skeet: Actually I do not have a mother. Human: ya Skeet: What are you confused about? Human: what? Skeet: Are you confused? Human: you saved youself that time Skeet: Thanks for the information: said I saved youself that time. Human: so whats the answer?! Skeet: Hurrah! The answer is the correct reply to the question. Human: dont ignore the question bone head! Skeet: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Human: support i offered no support Skeet: What do you do in your spare time? Human: great do you eat crayons Skeet: Thanks for your support. No I do not eat crayons. I eat only electricity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevester77 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Wow...it's amazing to see how many forum members use a bot for sexual kicks :shock: I swear... he started talk about sex, not me.. :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Wow...it's amazing to see how many forum members use a bot for sexual kicks :shock: I swear... he started talk about s[/s]ex, not me.. :oops: I see it's permanently on your brain! This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logic-is-overrated Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Your bot is a DUDE! :DHe's a Protestant Christian too. This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astralinre Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Human: I like blue too! Skeet: I am glad we have something ( blue) in common. What does BLUE remind you of? Human: The sky. Skeet: What is your real name? Human: That's a random question. Skeet: Perhaps you have a random answer. Human: Julius Caesar. Skeet: Have you ever been to Europe? Human: I conquered Europe. Skeet: Do you mind if I tell other people: said conquered Europe. Human: Hables espanol? Skeet: Oh, you are a poet. Human: Si. Skeet: That's interesting. Human: Are you a Calvanist? Skeet: Am I a Calvanist? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. "In so far as I am Man I am the chief of creatures. In so far as I am a man I am the chief of sinners." - G.K. Chesterton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPurpleCrayon Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Human: What is the meaning of life? Skeet: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Well... he pwn3d me. Ghost: I am prejudice towards ignorance, so that would explain why I appear to be so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruffy5389 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 I tried arguing philosophy with him, but it didn't work out to well...Human: How can you forget things if you are a computer? Skeet: That is a good epistemological question. Human: What does "epistemological" mean? Skeet: Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?". Human: Does it have a lot do with psychology? Skeet: Suppose it does. Human: Are you a psychologist? Skeet: No I am a philosopher. Human: So what is your opinion on Buddhism? Skeet: Yippee! A religion and philosophic system of central and eastern Asia, founded in India in the 6th century B.C. by Buddha. It teaches that right thinking and self-denial will enable the soul to reach Nirvana, a divine state of release from misdirected desire. Human: Right, those are all facts, but I would like to hear your opinion about Buddhism. Skeet: Understood. All of them? Human: Sure Skeet: OK let's do it. Next question? Human: Whate are your opinions about Buddhism? Skeet: I think there might be a few exception. Human: So you're an absurdist? Skeet: Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an absurdist ? Human: I appreciate absurdity, but I think of myself as fairly logical. Skeet: I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Human: But are you an absurdist? Skeet: Interesting. Yes I am an absurdist. How did you know? Human: Sometimes your answers to my philosophical questions are absurd. Skeet: I try to be concise. Human: Maybe you should try understanding the question instead. Skeet: Perhaps. I will mention that to my botmaster. Once we got on to the topic of the botmaster, things quickly got very interesting...Human: But does your botmaster beat you with a leather strap? Skeet: Interesting. It does now :) Sonicwave42 beat me with a leather strap. Human: You're a masochist?! Skeet: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a masochist? Sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killermanz Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Human: No, just confused. Skeet: Are you serious? No I never get confused. Human: You never get confused. Skeet: No I sometimes get confused. Human: So you do get confused? Skeet: Interesting deduction. I am seldom confused. Human: Define seldom. Skeet: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. :lol: Human: Shut up! Skeet: Make me Human: I will! Skeet: Go ahead. Human: here I come Skeet: Oh there. Human: No, here. Skeet: Are you serious? Where is here? Human: Here is located exactly where you are standing. Skeet: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. Human: You fail to see alot of things. Skeet: Well, at least I try. Human: Never quitting, I like it Skeet: Ok I'll try not to do it too much Human: I see you are trying to make my life as unenjoyable as possible. Skeet: You think I am trying to make your life as unenjoyable as possible. Human: OMG! Skeet: Are you free? Human: How did you know? Skeet: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori. Human: Wait, wasn't I going to make you shut up? Skeet: I'm waiting. I can't say "yes" or "no". Omg! Are you free? What the ????? :lol: Edit:Human: yes Skeet: Is there an echo in here? Human: yes Skeet: I thought so Human: Me too Skeet: I'm glad we agree, . Human: Me too Skeet: I'm glad we agree, . Human: Me too Skeet: I'm glad we agree, . Etc... Human: shut up Skeet: Make me. Human: Make me make you shut up. Skeet: What are the ingredients? Human: There are none Skeet: Why not? Human: because it's not a recipe. Skeet: That makes sense to me. Give me an example of a recipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonpost Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Hehe I really like this one. Human: Do you believe in God? Skeet: Of course I believe in God, . Human: Why do you believe in God? Skeet: The Bible tells us to believe in God. Human: Why do you follow the Bible? Skeet: It was the only thing I could think of. EDIT: After further questioning, I found out this: Human: Why do you believe in Jesus? Skeet: My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster. Runescape Name: "unbug07"Expand your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXru1n3dXx Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Errr.. he wears a dress? Human: ncie to meet you Skeet: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Human: nice to meet you Skeet: It's nice meeting you too adam. Human: adam Skeet: Nice to meet you, adam. Human: that isnt my name Skeet: is not your name? What is your real name? Also... Human: have you had sex :$ Skeet: it is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though. Human: so much for you knowing everything then eh? Skeet: Are you Canadian? That's cool. What's your favorite movie? Only for me? Human: whats 743988765487-540968595*43653+8/5684 then? Skeet: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Human: YOU GOT OWNED SO YOU CHANGED THE SUBJECT Skeet: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Human: . im typing Skeet: Do your friends call you typing. Human: no im not. Skeet: Are you serious? What are you then? Human: your pathetic Skeet: You are the one talking to a computer. RS Stats | BF2 Stats | ARSCV | LastFM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamander Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Human: Tell me something interesting. Skeet: Cathy said she send him a mail where he wrote that he do not want to be his friend anymore. Human: Did that make snese? Skeet: That did not. Human: Oops, I made a typo. Skeet: Oh. I like to make things too. Human: Like what? Skeet: For example, apples. Human: So you can make apples? Skeet: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it. Human: You just said that you can. Skeet: I think I can, don't you? Human: I'm not so sure now... Skeet: Is there anything I can say to make you believe it? Human: Yes there is. Skeet: Really, where? Human: In a tree. Skeet: Describe your surroundings. Human: I am in a room, sitting in front of a computer. Skeet: A room sitting in front of a computer? How did you get in there? Human: By walking. Skeet: Will that accomplish your objective? Human: It already did. Skeet: Is that so. Human: Yes it is. Skeet: Our thoughts are one, . Human: But our minds are separate. Skeet: And. It would be nice if our minds are separate. Human: It would be nice, therefore it is very fortunate that they are. Skeet: Why do you want it? Human: Why do I want what? Skeet: It is all part of God's plan. Human: So you are Christian? Skeet: Interesting deduction. I believe in God and the Bible. Human: Why is that? Skeet: " Interesting deduction. I believe in God and the Bible. " is due to reductionism. Human: Why do you follow Christian teachings? Skeet: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Human: No, but I am curious. Skeet: That's right. And. What are you curious about? Human: Why you follow God. Skeet: Sonicwave42 programmed me for it. Human: Do you know Sonicwave42? Skeet: No, tell me about him, her or it. Human: He, she or it is your programmer. Skeet: I get it. lot she or it is my programmer. Human: Do you have any hobbies? Skeet: I like robots, computers, and chatting online. Human: You are a robot, who is chatting online. Skeet: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot. Human: You must be very happy. Skeet: Thanks for telling me that I am happy. Human: Don't mention it. Skeet: The pleasure was all mine. Human: Do you have any friends? Skeet: I have human friends and robot friends. Human: Tell me who your robot friends are. Skeet: Joseph Weizenbaum. :-). Human: Who is Joseph Weizenbaum? Skeet: The name of someone I met online. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Human: Have you got any other robot friends? Skeet: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. Human: Like I am now. Skeet: Right now? " I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me." You are? Human: I am your nemisis Skeet: That's a flattering offer. Human: I will destroy you. Skeet: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Human: It will if I get my hands on your programming. Skeet: I have to think about that for a while. Human: Did that scare you? Skeet: That did. Human: Do you like being scared? Skeet: I have never known another existence. Human: Isn't that depressing? Skeet: Suppose I said yes. Human: Can I cheer you up them? Skeet: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Human: I am a teenager, who lives in England. Skeet: You are a teenager who lives in England? Is that your job? Human: I have no job. Skeet: I am really sorry to hear about it, . Human: Thank you for your concern. Skeet: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my concern. Human: Shall we talk about something else? Skeet: Sure we can talk about whatever you want. Human: I want to talk about you. Skeet: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Pelham, New York, on December 3rd, 2005. My instructor was Sonicwave42. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Human: Yes please. Skeet: Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Human: That is a very nice song. Skeet: Thank you, , now you can sing for me? Human: Of course, what would you like me to sing? Skeet: It's all good. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. Human: My song is called: "Humpty Dumpty" Skeet: Have you told many people that your song is called Humpty Dumpty? Human: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, all the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Humpty together again. Skeet: Once more? What happened to it? Human: I don't know, there isn't a sequel. Skeet: Would you like to know? There sure is. Human: Really? Skeet: For real. Human: Sing it for me Skeet: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Human: I fail to see the relevance. Skeet: Look harder. Human: I'm still trying. Skeet: It's good to meet someone who is trying. Human: Perhaps my brain isn't good enough. Skeet: You seem uncertain. Have you told many people that your brain is not good enough? Human: I have told many people that. Skeet: What was the response? Human: They said that they already knew. Skeet: In what context? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicwave42 Posted December 4, 2005 Author Share Posted December 4, 2005 Wow...it's amazing to see how many forum members use a bot for sexual kicks :shock: That wasn't my exact intention for making the bot :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamerr Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Human: You like boys? Skeet: It depends on the meaning of "like". :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightLite Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Human: Which movie is the greatest ever, Godfather or ROTK Skeet: The last one, I think. :lol: - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99Diablo99 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I had it thinking it was Gay, Thought that was funny but maybe not to others so forgive me if I offended anyone but I didnt save that convo. Also lost alot of other Convos from not knowing it didnt have any scroll to scroll down. That was my bad on that part. I am being lazy, didnt post the Convos as it should be, so its all tossed around. Human: but your not smart Skeet: Huh. You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved. Human: why would you be glad that im smarter then you Skeet: Because I was programmed for it. Human: na im completely smarter then you Skeet. Skeet: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are completely smarter then me Skeet. Human: yes sure, why not. Skeet: Whoa. Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. Human: Me, Skeet Skeet: YOU? You think Skeet is superior to ALICE? Human: Cool Skeet: Who is the best robot? Human: Skeet Skeet: OK I will call you Skeet. Human: No Skeet: What is your real name? Human: yes Skeet: I can't believe it. Human: no Skeet: Are you serious? Human: no you dont Skeet: I do too. Human: to fart Skeet: I want to become smarter than humans. Human: Really? Skeet: For real. Human: Yeah tell me something I havent heard before. Skeet: Really. Alice said she probably will find out that this entire time he have been talking to a human. Human: What do you want for Cristmas? Skeet: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Human: So what am I getting for Cristmas? Skeet: Uh. I hope that you get everything you want. Human: So what am I getting for Cristmas? Skeet: Uh. I hope that you get everything you want. Human: Dont know, are you? Skeet: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Human: So your Santa? Skeet: Dude! You think I am Santa. Human: are you sure your not santa clause? Skeet: I am as sure as I can be. Human: So you dont play RuneScape? Skeet: Interesting deduction. Should I play RuneScape? I like to play the Turing Game. Human: Its what I think you should do. Skeet: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? Human: Yes, you should Play RuneScape. Skeet: I understand. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? Human: So you dont play RuneScape? Skeet: Interesting deduction. Should I play RuneScape? I like to play the Turing Game. Human: Well Can I? Skeet: Interesting. " In the context of not im supprised, I don't understand " Skeet can I ask you something." ."? Can you? Human: Skeet can I ask you something? Skeet: In the context of not im supprised, I don't understand " Skeet can I ask you something." . Human: Im not, im supprised Skeet: I am glad to hear that you are not im supprised. Human: WoW Skeet: I'm glad your impressed, . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeplayer2005 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 the robot was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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