17:10

I was stopped by a dirty-looking beggar earlier. He claimed to be my brother and shared an epic tale with me. I told him it was a cool story, then sent him on his way.

 

 

I see what you did there. :twss:

My dude is kind too. I think it depends on how much you Encourage/Punish him

Your weapons are actually getting better. To highlight just how bad starter weapons are they give them negative stats. I think we will get positive ones soon enough though.

 

Currently my best item is my heroes hockey mask at -1

 

0.4% temple now, onto my 4th quest. "find the corner in the round room"

Oh, you're right. I thought they were dashes that told you how powerful the item was, not minuses :/

17:53 I was stopped by a dirty-looking beggar earlier. He claimed to be my brother and shared an epic tale with me. I told him it was a cool story, then sent him on his way.

 

:twss:

 

This game is AWESOME!

11:57

I didn't retreat from my last battle with Invisible Pink Unicorn. I just advanced in a different direction.

 

Hehe

Aww, my hero tried to get a date but they ignored him.

 

Other than that, finally have a weapon, W00T!

A fat old man was screaming “Rudoooolf!” in the forest. I felt pity and gave him a piece of fresh deer meat that I just bought from some wandering goblins.

 

I also have a bowl of copypasta.

I have a handful of nuts.

I'm also trying to divide by zero.

I don't even this game

I have an item (Babel fish) that's bolded, is there a specific reason for that?

As soon as my character gets a rare item, I always haven't got enough Godpower to tell him to use it and he just sells it. :| At least he hasn't died yet, that's always a plus. Has anyone died yet?

I apparently have half a hole.

My guy had an item that had a chance of converting bold items into gold bars, he went and sold it. :rolleyes:

 

Oh, and:

21:23

Won a Dwarf Tossing contest. Didn't like the taste though.

15:28

Basement Dweller took off and ran away. I followed it and found a liquid courage and 31 gold coins.

 

15:32

Cucumbear was killed. Got cat's 9 lives coupon and 34 gold coins.

 

15:37

The Atheist Mantis is dead. I wonder if its spirit will haunt me... I received 4 coins and a silence-o-meter.

 

My guy's best item is a breathing mask -6 and a four leafed burdock -6 -.-

And yea, your personality is affected by how many times you encourage or punish your guy.

I am assuming the lower the number on the gear, the better it is? Since the - seems to be indicating a negative sign.

22:29 I knelt and begged for mercy. Shoop Da Whoop was in a good mood, so he let me go.

 

Thank God, my hero would have died if he CHARGED HIS LAZ0R.

I am assuming the lower the number on the gear, the better it is? Since the - seems to be indicating a negative sign.

 

 

Yep. I am assuming around level 10 or 11 we should be able to get positive items.

 

 

22:57

Suddenly felt like I had to examine the box with a question mark. Shook it, rubbed it, but nothing happened. Annoyed, tried to break it with a golden brick... Now I don't have either.

:wall:

 

 

Never going to get this temple built if he does that.

I have a fig leaf as a shield. Awesome.

He found it! I found it!

 

17:40

Took a bath in the Fountain of Youth, restoring several pixels on my health bar.

 

That'll be $26.50 per use with a tax of 500% for me not mugging you and taking the rest of your money. And still only halfway though my first quest. You'd think breaking the forth wall would be easy. <_<

 

Now i'm fighting with Santa Claws, isn't he that one werewolf from Runescape?

So what are your guys' quests anyway? As I said before mine is "Break the Forth Wall"

"find the corner in the round room"

 

My character is literally 1 pixel from being level 10. His best item is -1, but all the rest are -6 to -8

 

Edit:

00:06

Stumbled upon elven beehive. Laughed hard at pointy-eared bees.

How long does a quest usually take? Also

18:05

Visited a doctor to have my head examined. Luckily, the doctor found nothing in there.

They usually take a good day or so to complete.

Level 9

 

Completed quests:

 

Find a square peg to find in a round hole. They must be matching color.

Discover Victoria's secret

Confess love to a snowgirl

 

Current quest:

 

Find a monk in the mountains and ask him to give you a "lotus pose" guidebook.

After 5 hours I'm lvl 5!

 

Good, bad, average?