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Zombie bites can only hurt...

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It's every man for himself, people like Steve Jobs will be the first to go; you know, because he's so smart.

who ever havent watched zombieland should watch it, what happens if they do get smarter instead of *mmmrg, my brains mushy need some more brains*

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

who ever havent watched zombieland should watch it, what happens if they do get smarter instead of *mmmrg, my brains mushy need some more brains*

Don't worry, the zombies aren't going to want to touch you.

who ever havent watched zombieland should watch it, what happens if they do get smarter instead of *mmmrg, my brains mushy need some more brains*

Don't worry, the zombies aren't going to want to touch you.

im all good for that, i can have good pleasant chats with some of them

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

As long as you think you're prepared.

As long as you think you're prepared.

Which he's not, seeing as how pleasant chats with zombies are few and far between.

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Or better yet, use more gun. You can NEVER have enough gun.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

i will always have a pistol and a shotgun at my side when me and zombie are having a talk about the weather and ill be cuatious when he says hes hungry

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

As long as you think you're prepared.

Which he's not, seeing as how pleasant chats with zombies are few and far between.

Well, if your brain works about as well as that of a Zombie, you might be able to have one.

Maybe.

As long as you think you're prepared.

Which he's not, seeing as how pleasant chats with zombies are few and far between.

Well, if your brain works about as well as that of a Zombie, you might be able to have one.

Maybe.

Just maybe...

i will find one damnit!

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

No, the Zombie is going to look for someone smarter to talk to :|

I have faith in you, don't worry. Das will save us all with his Kar98K anyway. That is a Kar, right?

OP is bad and should feel bad, but the discussion here is definitely of value.

 

I must ask, why do people resort to violence so quickly when it comes to zombies? The chances of reviving the dead are pretty small, but the chances of those people then deciding to attack everybody else are puny. I mean, seriously, let's consider the zombies's feelings here. They aren't all about blood and gore. I think it would actually be quite fun to meet Ben Franklin as a zombie, assuming his brain isn't completely destroyed by syphilis.

OP is bad and should feel bad, but the discussion here is definitely of value.

 

I must ask, why do people resort to violence so quickly when it comes to zombies? The chances of reviving the dead are pretty small, but the chances of those people then deciding to attack everybody else are puny. I mean, seriously, let's consider the zombies's feelings here. They aren't all about blood and gore. I think it would actually be quite fun to meet Ben Franklin as a zombie, assuming his brain isn't completely destroyed by syphilis.

Or completely decomposed.

 

Either way, you cannot assume that zombies are very sentient beings.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

OP is bad and should feel bad, but the discussion here is definitely of value.

 

I must ask, why do people resort to violence so quickly when it comes to zombies? The chances of reviving the dead are pretty small, but the chances of those people then deciding to attack everybody else are puny. I mean, seriously, let's consider the zombies's feelings here. They aren't all about blood and gore. I think it would actually be quite fun to meet Ben Franklin as a zombie, assuming his brain isn't completely destroyed by syphilis.

Or completely decomposed.

 

Either way, you cannot assume that zombies are very sentient beings.

Right. I just don't think that would make them violent.

thus having pleasant chats about the weather

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

thus having pleasant chats about the weather

 

right

although this would result in you having a 100% chance off getting your [bleep]ing brains eaten.....with a chance of rain

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We were discussing this in the Zombie Survival Thread, I've also read the cracked article.

I think the more likely thread title should be zombies: not happening again!

[Falador tavern]

thus having pleasant chats about the weather

 

right

although this would result in you having a 100% chance off getting your [bleep]ing brains eaten.....with a chance of rain

you always keep a gun with you and loaded at all times, when they say theyre hungry you might wanna be careful

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

OP is bad and should feel bad, but the discussion here is definitely of value.

 

I must ask, why do people resort to violence so quickly when it comes to zombies? The chances of reviving the dead are pretty small, but the chances of those people then deciding to attack everybody else are puny. I mean, seriously, let's consider the zombies's feelings here. They aren't all about blood and gore. I think it would actually be quite fun to meet Ben Franklin as a zombie, assuming his brain isn't completely destroyed by syphilis.

My brains > their non existent feelings, TBH.

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