Undo Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Unless the Zombie Apocolypse is airbourn, I honestly don't see how so many people can become affected so quickly by just a bite from one zombie bromigo to another! /: Now! I know what you're gunna say! "You've been watching too many zombie moves [bleep]..." True, LOL. But, IF zombies were to happen, I don't see it being spread through bites. When you think about it, people aren't as stupid as you see in all the movies to where they pretty much just run around, stand somewhere, hide, ect ect. When you're fighting for your life, you're gunna' do WHATEVER it takes to survive. Right? xP I think with today's science, as soon as the outbreak starts, it'll end shortly after, no matter how widespread the cause. /: Those are just my thoughts, anyone have anything to add? :P Remember, this is IF this were to happen. I'm not saying it will, because I don't ever think it will. There's no doubt it couldn't happen, but I think a nuclear war will happen long before zombies. :( 1. "My ear's in a cup, I guess that doesn't count..."2. "So heyyy, that's a pretty reasonable reaction huh?"3. "So you up for NAFTA?"4. "That went exactly how I wanted it to." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Your threads bring a smile to my face. Please continue. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlindBaker Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) Just saying. Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Read and lock My god, way to snipe my post blindbaker ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlindBaker Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Read and lock My god, way to snipe my post blindbakerI knew someone else was gonna do it. I had to be quick. ;) Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 We have a thread for this, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 inb4 lock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Read and lock My god, way to snipe my post blindbakerI knew someone else was gonna do it. I had to be quick. ;) I was going to post it but was too lazy to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Read and lock My god, way to snipe my post blindbakerI knew someone else was gonna do it. I had to be quick. ;) You have won this round... ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 You guys do realize that the Cracked article only takes into account one type of zombie? Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 You guys do realize that the Cracked article only takes into account one type of zombie? Exactly. What about the thermodynamic, flying, regenerating, logical zombies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 You guys do realize that the Cracked article only takes into account one type of zombie? Exactly. What about the thermodynamic, flying, regenerating, logical zombies?With magic. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maze Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 You guys do realize that the Cracked article only takes into account one type of zombie? Exactly. What about the thermodynamic, flying, regenerating, logical zombies?With magic.And boomers. Don't forget them boomers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I was never aware that there were that many types of zombies. Should I be scared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I was never aware that there were that many types of zombies. Should I be scared?No, there are Zombies that can smell fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I was never aware that there were that many types of zombies. Should I be scared?No, there are Zombies that can smell fear.Is that a new scent of Axe?Are you sure you're not thinking of old spice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I love this guys threads. He may be the new Indian guy. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I love this guys threads. He may be the new Indian guy.Nah, totally different. He's better, but not as funny. On topic: airborne virus is the only logical thing to be honest. Some people could be immune, etc. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I love this guys threads. He may be the new Indian guy.Not at all, the Indian guy was funny, this guy just makes annoying threads and rarely ever comes back to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 who cares what kind of zombies, Just give me a with a bayonet. A hatchet and a shovel And let the world ring with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW93CV6m-JU I'll kill the zombies - And we can go on to a thread with some intelligence. ~Das "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 How come everyone always assumes zombies are grumpy? Don't you think that, after coming back from the dead, a person would probably be all like, "Good golly I'm alive again!! This is magnificent!! Look at how much has changed!!! Hello there sir! I'm from the past! What year would this be?" Not NNNNNNNNGGGHHHH BRAINS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 vocal cords decomposed? "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Zombies aren't all slow and shambling. Let's assume that we've got necromorphs on our hands. Aim for the ****ing limbs. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I'll kill the zombies - And we can go on to a thread with some intelligence. ~Das But by the lack of brains because of this thread, we are far less appetizing to Zombies. (As they eat brains)We are protecting ourselves, Das! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 what if bolt was infected? he could get some turned into zombies, amaizing fast like a hunter without the jumping The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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