The Space Diaries

[Grim_]

Bah, might as well jump on this band wagon as well.

 

Stardate: 103.7.22.33 EF

 

Mon Dieu, it would seem that I have made a grave mistake, when I thought I was joining a team of crack explorers, pilots and adventurers (much like myself) it would seem that I instead chartered an asylum vessel or one of those wretched ships where they sanction psykers. In the course of one day I have; fought off a Kalinka invasion,seen a robbery stopped by a trained battle psion (the blood was everywhere) stopped an engineering uprising with stun grenades, watched a man be castrated and subsequently killed the castrator, seen the castrati kill a man with a blow torch, fought off yet another prisoner revolt, become privy to some encounters of the amorous nature and been kicked in the testicles. Twice. All before I had a decent lunch ,and yet I get the vague feeling that somehow, things are going to get far, far worse. May god have mercy on my soul.

 

Thought for the day- Never trust an Italian.

 

-Chief petty officer Jacques de la poubelle.

[Earth]

Stardate: I don't know or care.

 

My name is Earth. I went with this team of crackpots and psions nly because I knew they'd make some very.. Interesting.. Devices. I have gotten to test my hand in repairing several things already, and I dug up some old files from the.. Erm.. What was it again.. Oh, right, the Unity. The gravity weapons are very interesting indeed. I can't wait to see what I can find out next..

 

Earth, combat engineer for the Asatare 4 colony.

[Nexaduro]

Stardate: 150 PL

 

All is well for the mission. Expenses and budgets are planned, the colony and military have promising leaders, and I've managed to avoid conviction for a crime I didn't commit. Made first contact with an alien species known as the Kalinka - interesting creatures, while they were on a mission to destroy the colony, I didn't meet any aggression from them. I made some stupid mistakes, and some which weren't mistakes, ending in a string of... *ahem* incapacitations. But all for a good cause, all for a good cause. Well, actually, probably not. I should get my head examined, perhaps some of her work is starting to fail...

[Leiana]

Stardate: Still no clue

 

Well....um..... I think there is something wrong with Vasily....... He's being so kind and nice to me, but I don't understand why.

 

At first I had asked for someone to simply chuck things at me. Vasily offered to do so. So he ran and got a couple of pillows, came into the training bay, asked me not to kill him and I sheathed my awsome sword :twss: . Vasily chucks the pillows, I try to doge the pillows and the some how we started sparring with wooden swords. Awhile laters I fall, I pull him down, I jab my elbow into his stomach, we end up pillow fighting......and for some reason....he kissed me on the cheek. He passed out because I think I hit him hard enough with a pillow. I then, compeatly without thinking, kissed him on the forehead and left. Later, I was called in for some diplomatic mission of some sort and after what was needed to be done, Vasily went off and came back with flowers. I ran bact to my room and had to shut the door to keep people from seeing the redness upon my cheeks.

 

I think Vasily might have fallen in love with me......but why would he fall for someone like me, someone who has never felt love herself? I don't know what to do....... I don't understand why I blushed.....or why I feel so weird around him...... I don't understand, what is this feeling that has built up inside me? I must be sick or something, a stomache bug perhaps. Might be because I danced to much or ate something. I'd ask another female what love feels like, but I think I'm the only human female onboard...... Oh god...........

 

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

 

Xinea

 

P.S. I should probably find out who else, besides myself and Vasily is on the Pegasus, my current "home". And I might want to start practicing the Gregorian Dance, which is most likely to injure me if I do not wear knee pads, otherwise my knees will most likely swell to the size of baseballs [OOC: I actually had my left knee swell to that size, it really hurt]. And perhaps challange Mars, another guy I've met over the past couple of days, to a dance off.

[Icuownage]

"Get outta there man, before it's too late!"

[Nexaduro]

SERVITORS SOLVE EVERYTHING

 

On another note, why do god-complex folks always get the nicest clothes?

[Grim_]

Star date: 150

 

Sacre-bleu, it has been said that my family has been cursed, but I have not believed it until now. While resting on the Pegasus I had received a distress call from one Albert (the colonial manager I believe) from the planet of Astare 3. After consulting the second in command (a sanctioned battle psion might I add) I used my formidable piloting skills to set a course to the planet. What I found there was most... troubling. For lack of a better term I am calling this a damocles level threat to system wide life (as I learned in Cadet school on Io) and I recommend that we enact holocaust[OOC: using the greek definition meaning "sacrifice by fire"] class measures against this threat. To be totally honest though, I wonder if it will be enough and I fear for the safety of humanity.

 

 

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Though for the day: May god have mercy on us all.

[Jehosaphat]

Stardate: 8.1

 

Journal Entry: Mars.

 

It would appear that I missed out on yet another exciting round of clever shenanigans with the human crew due to constant static interference. How disappointing.

 

I did manage to cut through it in time to get some dance practice in, though, which will undoubtedly prove useful at some otherwise irrelevant point.

 

FOR DUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Alg]

On another note, why do god-complex folks always get the nicest clothes?

Nobody else has the self-esteem/narcissism to look like a pretentious [puncture] on a daily basis.

[Leiana]

Stardate: Screw it, I'll never remember if I knew.

 

Peri isn't being nice to me <_< . Oh well. I've heard the saying before, if a guy is teasing/being mean to you, it just means he likes you. In my opinion: Men, can't live with them, can't live without them :twss: .

 

Succesful(l?) mission yesterday. Though Peri cruelly tried to kill me for some unknown reason. Note to self: Guy with thing for electricity = STAY AWAY FROM BAD MAN! I honestly would like to know what I did wrong to deserve an electrical slap in the face that causes me to pass out and bleed from my ears. I do believe that requires an apology, I could've died. Come to think of it, I think Peri is also on the Pegasus... If so: Oh shoot.

 

Made a new outfit yesterday, before the mission started :twss: . Though, I don't remember if I made the gloves..... Oh well, I'll figure that out later. I can't wait to try it on (I think I'll lock my door when I do try it on, I'd rather not be caught). The design for it when I drew it out wasn't bad in my opinion :) .

 

Well, 'till next time

 

Xinea Aritimis

[Icuownage]

Women could live without men, well with the current ones anyway.

 

There's enough 'juice' stored up in the world that women could easily birth a new generation.

 

So you CAN live without us.

[Leiana]

*rolls eyes* It's a damned saying. I say we can't live without men because the balance would become corrupted with out one or the other. Men would most likely go insane or become blood thirsty babarians without women, and women would become overly dramatic [insert a descriptive word here that's considered not nice towards women]. Males and females co-exist with eachother, take away one, kill the balance. It's the circle of life, held together by a delecate balance.

[Icuownage]

*rolls eyes* It's a damned saying. I say we can't live without men because the balance would become corrupted with out one or the other. Men would most likely go insane or become blood thirsty babarians without women, and women would become overly dramatic [insert a descriptive word here that's considered not nice towards women]. Males and females co-exist with eachother, take away one, kill the balance. It's the circle of life, held together by a delecate balance.

 

Species exist as asexual, so it might not be the circle of life!

 

And of course it's a bit crazy to suggest such a thing, almost bordering Anarcho (Or how every you spell that) Feminism.

 

But you seemed pretty fine staying in your living quaters locking the men away for an entire session! So if a women can live independent without a man, could 3 billion (or however many women are on the planet)

 

Of course not that's crazy.

[Leiana]

It's guarenteed insanity. Or rather, women who are emotional (AKA women such as I) would go insane.

[Nero]

Log of Vasily Zhukovski, Commanding officer of the Terran Empire Ship Pegasus and protector of the colonial mission on Astare 4.

 

Mission was a success if viewed solely on paper. I have a feeling there were more of the Sarlane's crew aboard the pirate's destroyer ship, but I wasn't willing to take the time to finesse a boarding party out of the 8 available crewmembers and somehow mount a rescue from that ship. All told though, it ended up well enough as the majority of the Sarlane's commanding officers were aboard the escort ship, same same shattered ship that is now being towed behind the Pegasus back to the colony so the colonial management can decide what to do with it.

 

They want a ship of their own to defend the colony, which seems a silly idea to me, considering that is what the Pegasus was commissioned for, but if they truly do decide to repair the escort and claim it as their new defender it's likely to free up some of my time to finally go after those pirates nestled somewhere around Astare 8. At least the British would be receptive to that.

 

Though, there's still the matter of Astare 3's 50,000 infected colonists to deal with. The Sarlane was sent to land outside the colony and hopefully most of the colonists will be in stasis when we arrive, preventing the infection from overwhelming their body before we could manufacture enough of the cure, but who knows when the *ahem* thing in charge of the factories on Astare 3 is nothing less than a mad robot hell bent on designing some sort of 'perfect weapon'. All in all it seems to be an interesting assignment I've drawn lots to, better than piloting a garbage ship from Terra to Ceres and back again at least.

 

Hopefully the colony gets up and running soon, because I still need resources for the Pegasus' external shield emitters. It's got a magnificent shield battery, but nothing to send that raw power to defend the ship, so is all but useless. Would also be nice if they started sending me trained personnel, or just people that I could train myself. A heavy destroyer should not have to suffice on a crew that could be counted on a man's two hands.

 

Vasily out.

[Retech]

1. Mad Robot is in control of Astare 3

2. We have enough resources to manufacture a cure this session, but we need to develop a vaccine to get them back to work. :thumbup:

[Icuownage]

1. Mad Robot is in control of Astare 3

2. We have enough resources to manufacture a cure this session, but we need to develop a vaccine to get them back to work. :thumbup:

 

You're being billed for it by the way. Even though they're colonists, it is your fault that you pushed us into giving you the colonists when I said you could work on astare 4.

[Leiana]

Stardate: I give up

 

Hmmm..... I wonder what would happen if all the guys in the crew got drunk enough..... :twss:

 

[hide=Sing?]

[/hide]

 

I think I'd be singing and dancing more along the lines of this if I was drunk enough.

[hide= Po pi Po] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0-2lzA7_Cg&feature=autoplay&list=WL207F7AB96E3E65A6&index=12&playnext=4 [/hide]

 

And if we all were drunk enough, and maybe high as hell.....well..... we'd all be singing to this, and drinking, and who knows what else :twss: , to this song:

[hide=The Sailor Song] Note: I chose this version because it's funny.

[/hide]

 

My outfit I made fits, which is good.

 

Xina Xinea Aritimis

[Retech]

1. Mad Robot is in control of Astare 3

2. We have enough resources to manufacture a cure this session, but we need to develop a vaccine to get them back to work. :thumbup:

 

You're being billed for it by the way. Even though they're colonists, it is your fault that you pushed us into giving you the colonists when I said you could work on astare 4.

 

We're making the cure, because we're still going to be having them on Astare 3?

[Icuownage]

1. Mad Robot is in control of Astare 3

2. We have enough resources to manufacture a cure this session, but we need to develop a vaccine to get them back to work. :thumbup:

 

You're being billed for it by the way. Even though they're colonists, it is your fault that you pushed us into giving you the colonists when I said you could work on astare 4.

 

We're making the cure, because we're still going to be having them on Astare 3?

 

Yes, what I'm saying is, you're being billed for curing all of the colonists and vaccinating all of the colonists (the 50,000 on astare 3). Cause it's mostly your fault.

[Retech]

I don't see what you're disagreeing with, though. I still the colonists to build my stuff, so clearly I would vaccinate them (so that they don't drop dead while working for me). It's a purely economic argument and I don't see any reason to treat them otherwise.

 

I don't care if it's my fault or not. I'm only treating them because they can only build stuff when they're alive. Also, you might not want them back, because they'll be covered with bacteria. :D

[Icuownage]

I don't see what you're disagreeing with, though. I still the colonists to build my stuff, so clearly I would vaccinate them (so that they don't drop dead while working for me). It's a purely economic argument and I don't see any reason to treat them otherwise.

 

I don't care if it's my fault or not. I'm only treating them because they can only build stuff when they're alive. Also, you might not want them back, because they'll be covered with bacteria. :D

 

Yeah, I'll have them back when they're done, cause I'll just detox them when we escort them back to Astare 4...