Banned for trying to sound all zen mastery.

Banned for sitting on the same fire as the Holy Hand Grenade got dropped in. :P

 

<*watches Lokie get blown sky-high*>

 

~D. V. "See ya!" Devnull

Banned because that fire had a hole in it and the grenade blew up on the other end...

 

... at some sewer system right under an Orphanage.

Banned because orphans just can't catch a break.

Banned because

 

 

;D

Banned because she didn't do the assignment.

Banned because you haven't read my post on the 'Today...' thread, yet.

Banned because I just did, and I liked it. Actual like, not the Facebook like where I stick a digital thumb up at every post like a superficial preteen female.

Banned for being so obedient ;D

Banned because I don't like how people in the largest contributor wins thread have a grudge with me. I really want to talk it over to the guys there.

 

I just wanna have fun. Yeah, I kill the thread a couple of times, but is that really a reason to hate me? I really wish people posting there would stop hating me so much.

 

I want everyone on the forum games to have fun because that's what the forum games are for.

 

In my next post I'll post there I will state that issue, because the people posting here are forgetting about having fun.

Banned because my idea of fun is being a sadist.

Banned because I'm not talking about you.

 

You know what? Why does it matter? If people have a problem with me that's their problem, not mine.

 

Yeah, I will just keep having fun in that thread and remind them that fun is the whole point.

Banned because you fell into a tree and got caught by tree limbs in both armpits and between your legs. :ohnoes:

 

~D. V. "That's gotta hurt..." Devnull

I know Lokie is gonna post next so I'm gonna post this before hand.

 

The person who posts next is banned because you have a long way to go before you can officially become the god of the forum games. I have over 1,000 posts in here and the corrupt a wish game, and a lot in other threads. Beat that record and you're officially the god of forum games, not yet though.

Banned because the god title is obtained by creativity skill and followers, not by a fat post count full of cliches and weak-willed desire to conquer. Do you have any of those assets?

Banned cause you ban too much

Banned for being a fresh new person here. Welcome.

Banned for banning a newcomer and then say they're "welcome".

 

What the hell? If you think he's welcome here you shouldn't ban him.

Banned because I am giving the guy a taste of what to expect, smarty tart. I may be a sadistic ass (especially to some), but at least I am courteous on introductions.

Banned because he would've been banned anyway. He posted above someone, after all.

Banned for starting a new page.

You're banned for standing still for too long. :P

 

~D. V. "Nice Statue Disguise!" Devnull

Banned for kidnapping a potato

You're banned for kidnapping a squid. :P

 

~D. V. "Oh, the references..." Devnull

Banned for discussing petty crimes such as "surprise adoptions".