1337 speak only, if you can't speak it... DON'T COME!

[nvw08]

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translation: I Like cheese so much that one day I think that I will hopefully muster up enough courage and ask cheese out then marry it but then have an affair with the celery sticks across the street soon after. Cause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m cool like that. Just like my pet one toothed coffee drinking crocodile, lector. He can do cartwheels in my front lawn and he can walk on stilts while eating ice cream thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s been made by a blind one-eyed hippo. (took a while)

 

 

 

my 1337

 

47 7h3 f007 0f 7h353 f41ry m0un741n5, 7h3 v0y463r m4y h4v3 d35cr13d 7h3 |16h7 5m0k3 cur|1n6 up fr0m 4 v1||463, wh053 5h1n6|3-r00f5 6|34m 4m0n6 7h3 7r335, ju57 wh3r3 7h3 b|u3 71n75 0f 7h3 up|4nd m3|7 4w4y 1n70 7h3 fr35h 6r33n 0f 7h3 n34r3r |4nd5c4p3. 17 15 4 |177|3 v1||463 0f 6r347 4n71qu17y, h4v1n6 b33n f0und3d by 50m3 0f 7h3 Du7ch c0|0n1575, 1n 7h3 34r|y 71m35 0f 7h3 pr0v1nc3, ju57 4b0u7 7h3 b361nn1n6 0f 7h3 60v3rnm3n7 0f 7h3 600d P373r 57uyv354n7, (m4y h3 r357 1n p34c3!) 4nd 7h3r3 w3r3 50m3 0f 7h3 h0u535 0f 7h3 0r161n4| 5377|3r5 574nd1n6 w17h1n 4 f3w y34r5, bu1|7 0f 5m4|| y3||0w br1ck5 br0u6h7 fr0m H0||4nd, h4v1n6 |4771c3d w1nd0w5 4nd 64b|3 fr0n75, 5urm0un73d w17h w347h3r-c0ck5.

 

 

 

hehehehe

[dorkvader]

 

my 1337

 

47 7h3 f007 0f 7h353 f41ry m0un741n5, 7h3 v0y463r m4y h4v3 d35cr13d 7h3 |16h7 5m0k3 cur|1n6 up fr0m 4 v1||463, wh053 5h1n6|3-r00f5 6|34m 4m0n6 7h3 7r335, ju57 wh3r3 7h3 b|u3 71n75 0f 7h3 up|4nd m3|7 4w4y 1n70 7h3 fr35h 6r33n 0f 7h3 n34r3r |4nd5c4p3. 17 15 4 |177|3 v1||463 0f 6r347 4n71qu17y, h4v1n6 b33n f0und3d by 50m3 0f 7h3 Du7ch c0|0n1575, 1n 7h3 34r|y 71m35 0f 7h3 pr0v1nc3, ju57 4b0u7 7h3 b361nn1n6 0f 7h3 60v3rnm3n7 0f 7h3 600d P373r 57uyv354n7, (m4y h3 r357 1n p34c3!) 4nd 7h3r3 w3r3 50m3 0f 7h3 h0u535 0f 7h3 0r161n4| 5377|3r5 574nd1n6 w17h1n 4 f3w y34r5, bu1|7 0f 5m4|| y3||0w br1ck5 br0u6h7 fr0m H0||4nd, h4v1n6 |4771c3d w1nd0w5 4nd 64b|3 fr0n75, 5urm0un73d w17h w347h3r-c0ck5.

 

 

[translate fom 1337]at the foot of these fairy mountains. the voyager may have described the light smoke curling up from a village. whose shingle-roofs gleam among the trees. just where the blue tints of the upland melt away into the fresh green of the nearer landscape. it is a little village great inequality having been founded by some of the dutch colonists. in the early realms of provence...[/translate from 1337] (lol)

 

[ i have to go eat dinner ill translate later

[meatcar]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

 

 

 

4nd

 

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L33t_programming_language#Hello.2C_World.21

[Lowgravity]

Sorry to ruin your fun but this really is NOT leetspeak.

[Caladhir]

For those of you reading and thinking to yourself "what the..." check the following site out regarding leet speak, it's origins and translations

 

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

[Guest]

Here's a 1337 translator type of thing which does much more than translate. It's for those who have firefox and is one of my favourite extensions. :D

[GoingUnder]

I got a short one:

 

 

 

17$ p34nu7 bu7734 j311y 71m3!

[MasterMarduk]

Its peanut butter jelly time!

 

 

 

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[Riku3220]

its peanut butter jelly time. that ws too easy

 

 

 

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