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I'm going to take a nap now.... Either someone else tell Bobby, or I'll explain when I get back.

Double drops this weekend!

 

I'm gone this weekend.

 

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Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.
[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]

my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.

Tacos

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

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It's my birthday on Sunday, the 20th. :D

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Heya, harpies. Anyone up for highly suggestive dialogue, inappropriate distance closeness, and the usual harpy "talons"?

Definitely.

Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.
[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]

my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.

Squee, is that a dragon crossbow I see there?

I'm going to take a nap now.... Either someone else tell Bobby, or I'll explain when I get back.

Is it the one where your writing so disturbed your teacher that he/she threw you out of class and sent you to a councillor? (Or something along those lines)

 

Squee, is that a dragon crossbow I see there?

Probably just the custom crossbow reward from Song from the Depths, but you never know ... Jagex may surprise us.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

I feel the need to be a grade-A smartass, but noharpy is on right nooooooowwwww. :<

A wild squabharpie appears!

Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.
[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]

my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.

I feel the need to be a grade-A smartass, but noharpy is on right nooooooowwwww. :<

If you didn't post on LOTPW, I would have replied to Blaze with "That would explain all of the [garden tool]-yay with Lokie, wouldn't it?"

 

:twss:

 

I almost read that as TNPW. In fact, I don't think Blaze understands how much Foe Yay it is compared to blatant insult volleys.

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FMLFMLFMLFMLFMLFMLFMLFMLFMLFML

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^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^

My livestream- Currently: Offline :(

Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad

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Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.

Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:

4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide]

One defense level affects the account *that* badly?

 

EDIT: Just noticed the "/yawn" bit, which sorta adds some humor to it.

The "Defensive casting" and "Join Friends Chat" buttons are located in the same place.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

Tzara zombies. Bouncing, tree hollow. Tree house where dead woman. Finishing the job.

 

 

Driving truck. Jumping in back. Accident. Calling home.

Horrific dream?

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

Horrific? No... I just wanted to throw down as much shit as I remembered right as I woke up, so I could remember more of it. It was quite intense actually.

 

So basically, this dream started off when my friend Ethan and I need to move a bunch of furniture in a tractor trailer truck (18 wheeler). The truck was just driving by itself for some reason, and Ethan wanted to drive it. I said "That's fine. Just don't drive like a retard because you've never driven one of these before." So, he got in the driver's seat of the truck, and I hopped into the back seat of the cab. (real trucks don't have back seats) Moments later, I feel and hear the truck speeding up. I looked up and saw that he was trying to pass some other car, and he was going 95 MPH. I pulled on the little looped cord that honks the horn, and I started to buckle all of the seat belts around me. I could feel the truck start to tip over, and I grabbed onto the seat cushion for my life. Instantly, everything was fine. I hopped out of the truck only to see that Ethan as dead, and so were a few other people in the other cars that he collided with. I knew that I needed to get away, so I grabbed on to the front of the truck and started pulling it down the road. (with much success). I don't know how many times I almost got crushed trying to slow down the truck, but I managed to get to this really fancy hotel and call my father. My dad was furious as to how I could wreck the truck, even though I told him numerous times that it was Ethan's fault. He told me to come home, so I started walking...

I met a few people along the way, and we decided to travel together. We were walking in this sort of meadow-y place that I have had in previous dreams. However, the further we talked in to it, the dingier it got. Eventually, it turned into a full on perpetually darkened swamp. (think Degobah but darker) We could hear the creeping sounds of something... We weren't quite sure what they were. Suddenly, one of them ran at us, and we tried our best to kill it. We picked up sticks and beat the thing to a pulp. We looked at it, and mutually decided that it was a zombified TzHaar. (although they looked like a normal L4D zombie) For hours, these things came from everywhere. Fortunately, we eventually found better things to kill them with such as guns and metal objects perfect for beating them down. We came to this tree that had a hollowed out trunk that we could all stand in comfortably with plenty of room to spare. One of these TzHaar things came in, and we were about to kill it when I realized that it looked familiar. One of the guys in our group was about to shoot it when I took my metal object and beat him to death. The zombie escaped, and one of the females in the group asked why I didn't kill it. "I think that's my sister," was my answer.

I took the dead guy's gun, dragged him outside, and left him to rot. Our group went out and explored more of this area, killing more and more of these things along the way. Suddenly, we came upon a small house-like building up in the tree (it was a 3 story building) Two of our members stayed outside to keep lookout while the rest of us (3 at that point) went inside. There was only one of the TzHaars inside which was quickly dispatched of since we had gotten pretty good at killing them. We climbed up to the 3rd level which was a bedroom, and there was an old woman, pale white in color, just laying in the bed. It was pretty obvious that she was dead. We picked her up, and threw her out of the window as to let her body decay in a more proper place. Our group decided to leave the swamp because it was just starting to get too creepy, so we left and went to a McDonalds.

After eating, I had to go back. I knew that I could capture my sister and bring her back. However, none of the people in my group wanted to go back, so I went off by myself. This time, the area was next to a road, and there was gate that you had to pass through to go in there. There was a group of people already there that wanted to go inside. Apparently they thought that if they went inside, they would be playing TF2 in real life. (lulz) I took them in there with me, and I found the TzHaar zombie that was my sister. I caught her, and took her outside so that the sunlight could purge her zombified state. The people inside really needed me or else they would die, so I went back in the gate. This time, however, the area inside the gate was a swampy version of the living room of my house. I didn't have any kind of a weapon, so I had to have everyone else kill the TzHaars for me.

(This is the section where if you *really really really* want to know about, it will have to be in a PM or a Facebook message.)

Essentially though, those people were worthless, and I left them to die.

 

 

 

HOLY SHIT! IT IS FINALLY HERE! PREPARE TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlIttRmS0Yc&feature=g-u-u

 

 

EDIT: Lol! I have the top comment.

 

So basically, this dream started off when my friend Ethan and I need to move a bunch of furniture in a tractor trailer truck (18 wheeler). The truck was just driving by itself for some reason, and Ethan wanted to drive it. I said "That's fine. Just don't drive like a retard because you've never driven one of these before." So, he got in the driver's seat of the truck, and I hopped into the back seat of the cab. (real trucks don't have back seats) Moments later, I feel and hear the truck speeding up. I looked up and saw that he was trying to pass some other car, and he was going 95 MPH. I pulled on the little looped cord that honks the horn, and I started to buckle all of the seat belts around me. I could feel the truck start to tip over, and I grabbed onto the seat cushion for my life. Instantly, everything was fine. I hopped out of the truck only to see that Ethan as dead, and so were a few other people in the other cars that he collided with. I knew that I needed to get away, so I grabbed on to the front of the truck and started pulling it down the road. (with much success). I don't know how many times I almost got crushed trying to slow down the truck, but I managed to get to this really fancy hotel and call my father. My dad was furious as to how I could wreck the truck, even though I told him numerous times that it was Ethan's fault. He told me to come home, so I started walking...

I met a few people along the way, and we decided to travel together. We were walking in this sort of meadow-y place that I have had in previous dreams. However, the further we talked in to it, the dingier it got. Eventually, it turned into a full on perpetually darkened swamp. (think Degobah but darker) We could hear the creeping sounds of something... We weren't quite sure what they were. Suddenly, one of them ran at us, and we tried our best to kill it. We picked up sticks and beat the thing to a pulp. We looked at it, and mutually decided that it was a zombified TzHaar. (although they looked like a normal L4D zombie) For hours, these things came from everywhere. Fortunately, we eventually found better things to kill them with such as guns and metal objects perfect for beating them down. We came to this tree that had a hollowed out trunk that we could all stand in comfortably with plenty of room to spare. One of these TzHaar things came in, and we were about to kill it when I realized that it looked familiar. One of the guys in our group was about to shoot it when I took my metal object and beat him to death. The zombie escaped, and one of the females in the group asked why I didn't kill it. "I think that's my sister," was my answer.

I took the dead guy's gun, dragged him outside, and left him to rot. Our group went out and explored more of this area, killing more and more of these things along the way. Suddenly, we came upon a small house-like building up in the tree (it was a 3 story building) Two of our members stayed outside to keep lookout while the rest of us (3 at that point) went inside. There was only one of the TzHaars inside which was quickly dispatched of since we had gotten pretty good at killing them. We climbed up to the 3rd level which was a bedroom, and there was an old woman, pale white in color, just laying in the bed. It was pretty obvious that she was dead. We picked her up, and threw her out of the window as to let her body decay in a more proper place. Our group decided to leave the swamp because it was just starting to get too creepy, so we left and went to a McDonalds.

After eating, I had to go back. I knew that I could capture my sister and bring her back. However, none of the people in my group wanted to go back, so I went off by myself. This time, the area was next to a road, and there was gate that you had to pass through to go in there. There was a group of people already there that wanted to go inside. Apparently they thought that if they went inside, they would be playing TF2 in real life. (lulz) I took them in there with me, and I found the TzHaar zombie that was my sister. I caught her, and took her outside so that the sunlight could purge her zombified state. The people inside really needed me or else they would die, so I went back in the gate. This time, however, the area inside the gate was a swampy version of the living room of my house. I didn't have any kind of a weapon, so I had to have everyone else kill the TzHaars for me.

(This is the section where if you *really really really* want to know about, it will have to be in a PM or a Facebook message.)

Essentially though, those people were worthless, and I left them to die.

 

 

 

HOLY SHIT! IT IS FINALLY HERE! PREPARE TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlIttRmS0Yc&feature=g-u-u

 

 

EDIT: Lol! I have the top comment.

 

Omfg

 

E: Finished watching it a few times. Without a doubt the best YTP I've ever viewed.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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