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Why do you have so many friends named "Wilson"?

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I also searched for weewee, and my personalized results made me feel very uncomfortable.

 

THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR DONT ARREST ME FBI

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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It was lots of pictures of kids on a toilet, in various states of display. Basically child pornography, so I don't think I'm going to be sharing.

 

 

 

has already been available. but not for long because the kids would feed the doll real food instead of the plastic soon to be turds which, of course, started to rot and mold inside the doll.

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My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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What did I start?

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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has already been available. but not for long because the kids would feed the doll real food instead of the plastic soon to be turds which, of course, started to rot and mold inside the doll.

 

Err what the [bleep]?

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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Ok that thread pointed me to a subreddit that made me cry

 

 

Can confirm. Made me cry too.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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Gwyn is scared of a little naked booty.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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Gwyn I have Singapore questions

 

  • Possessing drugs is punishable by death in Singapore. What stops someone from dropping a bag of dope in your bag when you're not looking?
  • Apparently they also do random urine tests in the airport. If you smoke pot in Amsterdam then fly to Singapore, will they try to execute you? Is Singapore basically off limits to anyone who smokes pot fairly regularly (once every two-four weeks)
  • Does moving to Singapore basically mean that you can never do drugs?
  • Do native Singaporeans ever leave the main island?
  • Are the neighboring cities as developed as Singapore? I.E. Are they more like suburbs or are they more like shanty towns?
  • Do people usually go to the "attractions" around the city (like, I see a water park, a zoo, a theme park), or are they more for tourists?
  • I noticed that the median salary for software developers in Singapore is like 80% of the median salary in San Jose and the value of the Singapore dollar is 80% of the US dollar. Is everything proportional like this, or is it more expensive to live in Singapore?
  • It looks like alcohol is restricted. Is it possible to legally and inexpensively get shitfaced in Singapore?
  • Is caning a common thing?
  • What happens if someone jay walks?
  • How are the beaches?
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Anyone brave enough to google image search "five nights at freddy's r34" for me? I've heard rumors that it exists, but I'm too chicken to confirm the rumors.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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Possessing drugs is punishable by death in Singapore. What stops someone from dropping a bag of dope in your bag when you're not looking?

They'd need to have the dope in the first place. If you're coming in from overseas though there's nothing to stop someone else making you their drug mule.

 

Apparently they also do random urine tests in the airport. If you smoke pot in Amsterdam then fly to Singapore, will they try to execute you? Is Singapore basically off limits to anyone who smokes pot fairly regularly (once every two-four weeks)

I don't think you get the death penalty for doing drugs and then flying in, pot included. Death penalty is for import, possession and manufacture, so you would have to hop overseas for your fix, but not entirely sure what happens if you get screened on entry.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment_in_Singapore#Misuse_of_Drugs_Act

EDIT: Looks like you go to the slammer if you fail a drug test on entry

http://goseasia.about.com/od/singapore/a/Singapore-Drug-Laws.htm

 

Does moving to Singapore basically mean that you can never do drugs?

I'm pretty sure you can find them here if you know the right people.

 

Do native Singaporeans ever leave the main island?

Yes, to go to attractions at Sentosa (southern island), military training on Pulau Tekong, work at the oil rigs on Jurong Island, or a weekend trip to Malaysia (another country).

 

Are the neighboring cities as developed as Singapore? I.E. Are they more like suburbs or are they more like shanty towns?

No. I'll leave it at that.

 

Do people usually go to the "attractions" around the city (like, I see a water park, a zoo, a theme park), or are they more for tourists?

Depends on the person. There are usually a fair proportion of locals at the attractions, moreso if there's a promotion on.

 

I noticed that the median salary for software developers in Singapore is like 80% of the median salary in San Jose and the value of the Singapore dollar is 80% of the US dollar. Is everything proportional like this, or is it more expensive to live in Singapore?

It's probably mostly proportional, short of things like housing and cars. Cars here can cost upwards of $50,000, and that doesn't include the piece of paper that entitles you to own a car ($120k~ last I saw). Public housing easily goes for well above $300k for an apartment, especially higher in the more central areas.

 

It looks like alcohol is restricted. Is it possible to legally and inexpensively get shitfaced in Singapore?

Sure, with a low tolerance level.

 

Is caning a common thing?

Not recently, it's more of an implicit threat. They usually just jail you unless you do something insane like rape a child.

 

What happens if someone jay walks?

If they don't get hit by a car, nothing.

 

How are the beaches?

Covered in imported Indonesian sand.

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