ernest123456 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 heres the rules. each person posts a line, which is linked from the pervious post and so forth. EDIT: ive seeen many other treads like this, so on this tread, you do not have a limit on your reply! Starting with... ONE DAY, John was walking down the street when,...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tq_69er Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 A double decker bus falls out of the sky and lands at his feet and a can of beer rolls towards him, but unfourtantley.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 He has amnesia and couldn't remember he was allergic to beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tq_69er Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 but he keeps on drinking anyways untill he starts to have seziers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 after he has the seizers he makes seizer salad! but he was also allergic to seizers... siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futurodon Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 He than passes out aboard a ferrry heading towards newyork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroknight Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 While eating chicken unconsioncs(however u spell it) I kicked him :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futurodon Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Sadam Hussien escapes prison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mixand Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 and begins to cook dinner for his wife but cammels dont like.... "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel AdamsMy new site. [bETA] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reich1337 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 canadians so he burns the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munpie Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 maple logs so that he can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3tal_H3ad Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Dance with the hillbillys that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxsheepxx Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 got stopped by a police officer, and were asked "do you have any ID?" and they said "..bout what?" and were thrown in jail for dui, even though they were innocent rednecks. then bubba dropped the soap one day and.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reich1337 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Danced the banana so the he choked the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socc Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 European man till he........ Socc | 99 Magic | 95/99 Range | 99 Defence | 99 Hitpoints | 96/99 Summoning |Join SODB for some monster Slayin! | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxsheepxx Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 turned white and his eyeballs blew up. but suddenly there was a drunken dwarf.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgd1788 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 the drunken dwarf gives him 1 kebab and 1 beer in which he cannot see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
math_le_gogo Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 so he decided to walk in the park with his invisible beer and he saw the sandwich lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reich1337 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 He then took all the food she got mad and teleported him to hell (A.K.A Canada) he then went to use the bathroom on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 the moon because he didn't like the taste of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 ...the little candies they leave in the urinals in Canada. But they weren't candies! They were... Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 candle impersonators! which then... Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Housepig Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 ...caught dysentry as a result of attempting to practice their candle-impersonation hobby in a puddle of human urine, recently egested by... If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyvant Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 the Mysterious Old Man, who then caught... Stealing Creation FTW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay_More12 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Diango, who was really worried about... Divine Forces | #DF on irc.seersirc.net | Most Motivated | http://rs-df.com/forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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