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Solution To The Noobs....


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Or at least partly, and this way you can't wait to have a noob tailing you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So... your walking through varock... someone follows you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Phr33 st00f pl00x (or some other variation)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You: No thanks, i havnt got any to give away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Plz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:Plz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:Plz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:Plz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Plz i was teh hacked. Help my.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You: Hmmmm... ok. But i have to go meet a friend first.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: okm

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now what hey? Well... take them to the dark wizard circle. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Providing there under 40, they will get attacked... possibly die! Yay!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noobs Kiled At Dark Wizards my my luring = 11

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With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.

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Yeah. but your ignore list wont stop them begging. It may lead them to quit or stop asking people for money. And its quite fun seeing them run from a dark wizard saying 'save my'

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With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.

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lol :) so true...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(try to ignore yourself)

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Gj you're only the 78th person to tell the I killed a noob story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correction... 11.

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With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.

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Gj you're only the 78th person to tell the I killed a noob story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correction... 11.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lame joke

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stupid flamer...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.

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People like you are the source of the problem. Maybe if you didn't be such a jerk and lure them to their death maybe they wouldn't do it and so on. Maybe, just maybe you could have told them to chop wood for money. Maybe you could have directed them to a help site. But no, you think the best way to deal with this is to bring them to the dark wizards and have them kill them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

People like YOU ruin the community. People like YOU give newbs the idea to do this to newbs later. Maybe the source of them is not the new players, but some of the older players like you. Your just as bad or maybe even wrose. And dont say how I flamed you, you brought it upon yourself.

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not exactly a solution. It wont stop noobs from acting like noobs (maybe for some but not the majority) and it wont get rid of them. I'd label this more as a fun way to take advantage of a new player,which isnt very polite.. :?

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not cool at all. someone with little is asking for you to give them things. ok you dont have anything to give them but you get them killed and take what little they do have?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ffs people theyd be happy with an iron scimmy which if your in varrock buy them one. or buy them a bloody pickaxe or wc axe or something and or inform them how you start to make money chances are they are carrying everything they own and now youve taken it all away and when they make the long trek from lumby to varrock again they will only be bothering 20 other people saying omg i died please gimme stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so step up dont be so ignorant either refuse and ignore if they are persistant or offer them some form of help

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if your standing in varrock i doubt your very busy anyways.

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And it is too criticize all of you for "killing" noobs... Last time i checked none of us knew what a heck Runescape was all about since Day 1. Unless you actually read all the cheat pages and tips before you even started. So next time a noob just asks you something either answer them or tell them to stop bugging you and that you don't have time for those things (even better refer them to tip.it!). But PLEASE those guys can hook you up in a future when you need thousands of coal or yews for you to do your final products...

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* people theyd be happy with an iron scimmy which if your in varrock buy them one. or buy them a bloody pickaxe or wc axe or something and or inform them how you start to make money chances are they are carrying everything they own and now youve taken it all away and when they make the long trek from lumby to varrock again they will only be bothering 20 other people saying omg i died please gimme stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The noobs these days are more complicated, I dare you to give them an iron scimmy there going to chew you out and call you a noob cuz thats all you give them...vicious little basterds

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not cool at all. someone with little is asking for you to give them things. ok you dont have anything to give them but you get them killed and take what little they do have?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* people theyd be happy with an iron scimmy which if your in varrock buy them one. or buy them a bloody pickaxe or wc axe or something and or inform them how you start to make money chances are they are carrying everything they own and now youve taken it all away and when they make the long trek from lumby to varrock again they will only be bothering 20 other people saying omg i died please gimme stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so step up dont be so ignorant either refuse and ignore if they are persistant or offer them some form of help

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if your standing in varrock i doubt your very busy anyways.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then they learn that begging works, and move on to the next person. Give 'em and inch, and they'll take a mile.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Old wise man once say: give a newb free junk, he'll be happy for 5 minutes, teach him how to get his own junk, and he'll grow into an arrogant rich kid who thinks he is the best thing to happen to runescape and all other players are nothing but little pawns in his game. Or was it something about fishing and being hungry? Whatever, its all the same thing.

Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!

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I find Wine of Zamorak to be more efficient than dark wizard circle. Tell them you pay them 10k if they get it for you (although you shoud say 10,000gp as most dont know what a K is). Watch the pretty red splashes with numbers in them, keep closing the door if they try to run, and they'll be dead in 20 seconds. (less if they dont try to run.)

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killing them won't solve the problem... They'll still wander the earth asking for "ph12ee st0ff pl0x!!1!".

 

 

 

Just tell them that you don't got any and they'll leave you eventually.

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the problem is taht all the noobs that are just starting out want all the big good looking stuff thats worth alot and they want it eore they are even ready. just like anyone is with anything, its quite difficult to be patient. if there was a big area in runescape theat required a simple 80 combat to enter that provided alot of the baic needs such as cooking, smithing etc... we could have somewhere to relax, although these days i see that alot of lvl 80 can be right noobs, the other day i had to explain to a lvl 115 how smite works.

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lol good idea.. rofl

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Gj you're only the 78th person to tell the I killed a noob story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correction... 11.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lame joke

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stupid flamer...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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:lol: this isnt a very nice thing to do... since im rarely on a f2p server, i dont see many beggars. when i do see one, heres what i do: (n = noob, m = me)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

n: plz stff to my acc i got teh haxed muny plz

 

 

 

m: you know that 5 bucks a month you spend on members?

 

 

 

n: ya

 

 

 

m: well... save it up for a few years, ok?

 

 

 

n: ya

 

 

 

m: then buy a gun, and shoot yourself in the head. youll do the world a favor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or, if you have a coin on you find your way to a general store and buy a hammer. give it to the noob, and then whine about why your st00fs isnt g00d enuf

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well heres a simpler thing for u.. turn off public to friends and then continue where your going and if they keep following you and they will most likely not know where they are and get lost, do wat u need to do, then tele and leave them there. lol

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