February 26, 200620 yr I dont get whats soooo bad about it? :? Let Lemon Demon explain: Once upon a time on the internet, there was a guy. A very deeply flawed man, they called him Eric Bauman. He was a total [wagon], and nobody knows why. He traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon, from Something Awful, on to Fark, with his trusty watermark, he stole and stuck it all upon eBaumsWorld.com It wasn't fair to those from whom he stole, but did he care? No, not one bit. And then he had the nads to sell some ads. What a piece of [cabbage]! Oh, Eric. Eric's quite a [bleep]. Other people's work has made him rich. He hired some male prostitutes, dressed them up in three-piece suits. His faithful team of lawyers made the internet his [bleep]... ...Till Lowtax came along, punched him in the face and banged his mom. And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced, had his dumb website erased. Well sadly that's a lie, there's still an eBaumsWorld.com But if we all join hands and sing this song, then our call will reach the sky. And maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that [bleep]. I think it's worth a try. eBaum's World is going down. We gotta rise up from the underground to tell Eric Bauman a thing or two about how stealing simply isn't cool. So right now we're making that our mission, and if the bastard doesn't listen, we'll get sick of being lawful and brand his [wagon] with Something Awful! That and their illegal mallicious code...what is so bad about it? This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
February 26, 200620 yr GSWyrm! Weren't you a mod a while back?! What happened?! Anyways, I've always been a supporter of eBaum's World Sucks. I wonder if we could start one of those online petition things...
February 26, 200620 yr Author good one bubsa, did you write it? :D No, he didn't.. I think it's the official ebaumsworldsucks song.
February 27, 200620 yr Kinda offtopic here but are there any goons in the tip.it forums.(hopefully bubsa will get what im talking about)
February 27, 200620 yr I dont get whats soooo bad about it? :?Blatant plagiarism. Thats whats wrong with it. He removes peoples names and tags from images and replaces them with his own massive logo and then lowers the quality with no link back to the original source. Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12
February 27, 200620 yr Kinda offtopic here but are there any goons in the tip.it forums.(hopefully bubsa will get what im talking about) <3 I didn't realise how many people on these forums ROCK! :P GSW is right, that is the song on the ebaumsworldsucks flash. Probably shoulda made that clearer >.< This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
February 27, 200620 yr Bubsa isnt a goon, he is teh sux at photochop :D Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12
February 27, 200620 yr Bubsa isnt a goon, he is teh sux at photochop :D I can pretend can't I? :( Anyway, I'm just a fan of a goon's work. A goonboy, if you will... This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
February 28, 200620 yr http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/blo ... rview.html Ebaum's World's Michael Parker being righteously owned by Attack of the Show
February 28, 200620 yr Didn't seem like the interviewer cared about it much. Not much of an attack...
February 28, 200620 yr Author http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/blog/AOTB/post/562507/The_Ebaums_World_Interview.html Ebaum's World's Michael Parker being righteously owned by Attack of the Show You've just opened a rift in space-time. ebaumsworld sucks, but, Attack of the Show really sucks.. who do you root for if they both suck? The answer is you blow your brains out so you don't have to deal with either. Especially Attack of the Show If you don't know why Attack of the Show is worse by far than anything that could've spawned from satan, I shall tell you.
February 28, 200620 yr I thought I was the only one who hated AOTS. . . :cry: You make me so happy. Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it
February 28, 200620 yr I've decided eBaum'sworld.com is actually excellent. Let me tell you of a tale of not very much interest! I watched this flash video once or twice on Sunday, and thoroughly enjoyed it. So I went and watched all Trapezoids other flash cartoons and had a great time. So then I decided to go and study some math. "I'm going to ace this test!" I said to myself, and so only studied for an hour or slightly over (actually it was a quiz). So fasttrack to first period Monday morning. I get my test, look at the first question and all of a sudden I start hearing in my head: "Once upon a time, on the internet there was a GUY..." I paniced, and did what I could, but moved to the next question..."A very deeply flawed man, they called him Eric Bauman"...I began to completely lose my focus, on a test I should have been acing. By about the fourth question I was completely being taken over. I couldn't think, and eventually I gave in and just listened, and accepted my fate...I got the worst mark I've gotten on a quiz/test in high school. Therefore, down with Trapezoid, up with Eric Bauman.
February 28, 200620 yr ^ Now that is what I call a good story :P He's right though, it's one damn catchy song. It got stuck in my head on a train not so long ago. I did resent Lemon Demon for awhile after that. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
February 28, 200620 yr If you don't know why Attack of the Show is worse by far than anything that could've spawned from satan, I shall tell you.i would love to be enlightened oh great one. This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack.
February 28, 200620 yr Author Attack of the Show is worse than anything spawned from satan because: There used to be 2 networks. G4 and TechTV. Nobody watched G4. TechTV had a great show called "The Screensavers". It was a smart tech variety show. Call-in tech support, ideas for computer stuff, interviews, lots of cool stuff. TechTV also had a lot of other great shows, which people actually watched. G4, the devil, decided they were jealous of TechTV's ratings, so they bought TechTV. Once they did this, instead of keeping what was giving TechTV great ratings, they decided to sumarily fire everyone except for the two hosts of X-Play, and the 2 crappiest hosts of The Screensavers. They they bastardized The Screensavers. Took out all of the good content and left it essentially a showcase for random stupid internet crap, and reincarnated it as Attack of the Show. G4 couples adult humor with immature morons who host, and have removed all content except video game culture. This leaves it useful and watchable only by people in the 15-25 age range, and only those people in that age range who are also idiots infatuated with video game culture.
February 28, 200620 yr Attack of the Show is worse than anything spawned from satan because: There used to be 2 networks. G4 and TechTV. Nobody watched G4. TechTV had a great show called "The Screensavers". It was a smart tech variety show. Call-in tech support, ideas for computer stuff, interviews, lots of cool stuff. TechTV also had a lot of other great shows, which people actually watched. G4, the devil, decided they were jealous of TechTV's ratings, so they bought TechTV. Once they did this, instead of keeping what was giving TechTV great ratings, they decided to sumarily fire everyone except for the two hosts of X-Play, and the 2 crappiest hosts of The Screensavers. They they bastardized The Screensavers. Took out all of the good content and left it essentially a showcase for random stupid internet crap, and reincarnated it as Attack of the Show. G4 couples adult humor with immature morons who host, and have removed all content except video game culture. This leaves it useful and watchable only by people in the 15-25 age range, and only those people in that age range who are also idiots infatuated with video game culture. I can't stand G4/TechTV. All the shows are dumb and the hosts of X-Play are just plain annoying.
March 1, 200620 yr http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/blog/AOTB/post/562507/The_Ebaums_World_Interview.html Ebaum's World's Michael Parker being righteously owned by Attack of the Show The guy said like the same thing for every question :? 99 Pics - Range, Defence, HP, Attack, Magic, Strength, Cooking
March 1, 200620 yr its not even called g4techtv on my satellite, they finally dropped the techtv part. anyone remember when techtv was cnet? haha, i didnt know either until a few weeks ago. but yeah, my family used to hate 7:00 at night cause i would turn on the screen savers. 1hour 30 minutes of fun times.
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