March 27, 200620 yr Many a times in the past, the Tip.It Events Team has hosted Wilderness PKing trips, Castle Wars Excursions, and even battles to the death at the Tzhaar Pits. Many recall the sound of our battle cry: "STATS ON ******!!!1". It has been brought to my attention that some of you were not able to attend these events for lack of equipment or improper levles, so the Council of Entertainment has decided to do something about it. A scroll is placed in every city of Gielenor, it reads: Tip.It Events Team Presents: Whack-a-Noob! Tired of high rish PK trips? Want to organize in a team and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting citizens of Runescape? Look no more, it's time for WHACK-A-NOOB!!!. What to bring: Wear whatever you want! Try to make it the goofiest outfit possible! After all, it is the day for fools. Whatever you wear, only two things are needed. A rubber chicken, and an overwhelming desire to be goofy! (Rubber chickens were obtained from last year's Easter event. If you were not able to get one, just dress goofy and dance/random emote :P) Where it will be: We will meet at the Draynor cabbage patch on World 7, the F2P Tip.It world. Where else could we bring our goofy tendencies to bear. We will also load up on cabbage for the TET's first CABBAGE BOMBING!!! When it will be: This event will be on the goofiest of days, Saturday April 1st! Times: 8PM GMT 2PM EST 1PM CST 12PM MST 11AM PST What we will do: After meeting, all you need is your equipped rubber chicken. We will take time for every member to fill up an entire inventory of cabbage (get picking before the event starts, so you don't get caught in the rush!). We will then proceed to Falador, where Barihawk will shout "Stats on *insert location here*" and every member of the group will spread out and whack random passerby in that area (IE Falador fountain). Afterwards, all will spread over the area and drop thier loads of cabbage in random spots (try not to overlap!). When you have dropped 14 cabbage, start doing the chicken dance! (accessable by right clicking the chicken in your inventory. It will be an experience that area will never forget! We will then move on to a new area of the city and repeat. Then, we will load up and visit both Varrock and Lumbridge! I hope lots of people can attend this event and I hope it will be most enjoyable to you! See you there! Hosts for this event: Barihawk My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley
March 27, 200620 yr Sounds pointless to me since I don't have a rubber chicken. :cry: 99 Crafting Blog
March 27, 200620 yr Author Not true! You don't need a rubber chicken to act crazy! Plus, there is still the cabbage bombing for ya! :) My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley
March 27, 200620 yr Illl attent.. means im in =) Interrested in joining the cabbagy madness? Click here to go to our forums, and say hi ^^lol one of the biggest pvp updates of the year, and tip it is discussing granite
March 27, 200620 yr lol lame. nxt event plz\ And it's posts like yours that give the TET negative attention for trying to put together creative events focused on pleasing everyone. We try our best and damndest to put out a good event for you and we get posts like yours basically wrecking it for us? Ugh..sorry lot, i just dont like to see posts like this making a mockery of what we do for you guys.
March 27, 200620 yr An event entirely based on chicken wacking and cabbage? w00t! I'll be there with my goof on! 98% of teenagers have been drunk or around alcohol. Put this in your signature if you like bagels
March 27, 200620 yr mmmm... it's whacking time! :P mm... i'll try to take part of this nonsense noobhitin' event :) Elfs creating a crystal Axe would be like GreenPeace creating a Nuclear Powered Harpoon for killing seals...
March 27, 200620 yr lol lame. nxt event plz Wooooh did somebody suck the fun out of you?? This should be really fun. I'm goin to practice on some ppl in Lumby castle = )
March 27, 200620 yr this looks fun shame im gunna be on holiday skiing :( maybe i wont bother with my holiday to pla runescape lol ahahaha IMA A IDIOT cant argue there mateReal world? *looks around confuzzled* Real world?!? :ohnoes:have now quit rs :-( (but i still browse these forums :-)
March 27, 200620 yr full zombie plus 2 emotes + zombie head = long lost brother.... also marionettes and scarves... :twisted: also we're on BST now! Not GMT! "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
March 27, 200620 yr Do'h no chicken for me.... Holidays drops missed by whilst out of the country: Pumpkin (hadn't started playing yet) Haloween Masks Easter Eggs Bunny Ears Scythes Rubber Chicken I guess I will have to dress all crazy and strangle some noobs with my yo-yo.
March 27, 200620 yr Sounds like fun, I'll be there. Then once that is over with I'll go peekay with full steel and my rubber chicken. 8)
March 27, 200620 yr Woot, this is going to be like the first time that i have used the rubber chicken since the day i got it, rofl :lol: 99 Pics - Range, Defence, HP, Attack, Magic, Strength, Cooking
March 27, 200620 yr Author also we're on BST now! Not GMT! Being a Yank, I am unfortunately ill read on our cousins across the water :(. My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley
March 27, 200620 yr i'll definatly be there! How about you stop having a whine about RuneScape and buy some of my steel nails for 28gp ea in the grand exchange, maybe some oak planks, and a hammer, build a bridge and get over it?
March 28, 200620 yr ugh...OH EM GEE! It's on a Saturday, just like all the other events...I can only play Sundays for the next 3 weeks...I can't ever make it...
March 28, 200620 yr sweet ill be there, lol the bomb will be huge with tip.it helping 75/80 Hitpoints | 81/85 Strength | 1/1 Pray | 1/1 Defense [Make Me Rich!] | [Brutal Ownage]
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