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hahaha wow that is so random and funny

 

 

 

give a guy 10 beers and see what happens...

rarest tradble item in game is bds - a super poisoned bronze dagger. i have never seen one. ever.
YOUR MOTHER IS A HAMPSTER!

 

AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

killer bunny:whats your faviroute coulor?

 

sir robin:red..no blu i mean yellow noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

 

 

always look on the bright side of life tu du da du dee du dee du

 

 

 

the killer rabbit doesn't ask the three questions, the bridge keeper does, and besides sir robin doesn't get asked what his favourite colour is, he gets asked what the capital of Assyria and lancelot and galahad get asked what their favourite colour is so go and watch the damn movie you silly english kerrr nig et

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Here is the complete "bridge of death"-scene:

 

 

GALAHAD: There it is!

 

ARTHUR: The Bridge of Death!

 

ROBIN: Oh, great.

 

ARTHUR: Look! There's the old man from scene twenty-four!

 

BEDEVERE: What is he doing here?

 

ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveler five questions--

 

GALAHAD: Three questions.

 

ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions--

 

GALAHAD: Three questions.

 

ARTHUR: Three questions may cross in safety.

 

ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong?

 

ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

 

ROBIN: Oh, I won't go.

 

GALAHAD: Who's going to answer the questions?

 

ARTHUR: Sir Robin!

 

ROBIN: Yes?

 

ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go.

 

ROBIN: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Launcelot go?

 

LAUNCELOT: Yes. Let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east that s--

 

ARTHUR: No, no. No. Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Just answer the five questions--

 

GALAHAD: Three questions.

 

ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can. And we shall watch... and pray.

 

LAUNCELOT: I understand, my liege.

 

ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

 

LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?

 

LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?

 

LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?

 

LAUNCELOT: Blue.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.

 

LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

 

ROBIN: That's easy!

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

 

ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?

 

ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?

 

ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?

 

ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! What is your name?

 

GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?

 

GALAHAD: I seek the Grail.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?

 

GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- auuuuuuuugh!

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: Hee hee heh. Stop! What is your name?

 

ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?

 

ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

 

BEDEVERE: How do know so much about swallows?

 

ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

 

 

 

But I have to say that the minstrel that travels with Brave Sir Robin is the most hilarious of all:

MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.

 

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.

 

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.

 

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

 

 

 

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,

 

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

 

To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,

 

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

 

 

 

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,

 

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,

 

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,

 

And his pen--

 

SIR ROBIN: That's-- that's, uh-- that's enough music for now, lads. Heh.

 

Looks like there's dirty work afoot.

 

 

 

*three headed, not quite so intelligent monster tries to kill him, but Sir Robin manages to sneak away while the three heads argue*

 

 

 

MINSTREL: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away.

 

ROBIN: No!

 

MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely ran away away.

 

ROBIN: I didn't!

 

MINSTREL: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his

 

tail and fled.

 

ROBIN: No!

 

MINSTREL: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about

 

ROBIN: I didn't!

 

MINSTREL: [singing] And gallantly he chickened out, bravely taking to his

 

feet.

 

ROBIN: I never did!

 

MINSTREL: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat.

 

ROBIN: All lies!

 

MINSTREL: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

 

ROBIN: I never!

 

 

 

Sorry for the long post, but if you talk Monthy Python I just can't stop going :D

 

Scripts come from this website: http://www.intriguing.com/mp/

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Haven't played RuneScape since 12 january 2007 and it feels great :)

Lol, they should have that rabbit next easter. "What's your favourite colour...?" "Blue- no, yellow!" *Catapult launches*

 

 

 

Well, whats the air speed velocity of an unlaiden Swallow?

 

 

 

What kind of swallow? African or European?

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You only have to type four extra keys for me to not think "ur" an idiot.

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fine doesnt work

 

 

 

in varrock church there is a sleeping bloke called jeremy clerksin :)

 

 

 

shows jagex like Top gear

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"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" is the title of an old Music Hall song. It was very popular in the UK with comedians up through the '50s and early '60s.

 

 

 

Pre-dates Monty Python by quite a while.

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fine doesnt work

 

 

 

in varrock church there is a sleeping bloke called jeremy clerksin :)

 

 

 

shows jagex like Top gear

 

 

 

adn if you examine him it says

 

 

 

he is rather more tired

 

 

 

hehe that si pretty funny too i think :lol: :lol:

You know there's actually a song from the 40s i think that's named "Iv'e got a lovely bunch of coconuts". Thats what i think its refereing to...

 

 

 

EDIT:Nevermind, oddfaery said it before me...

18/22 skills at or better than 60.

1300+ skill total.

Barrows:Torag's Helm x2, Guthan's Helm, Guthan's Warspear, Dharok's Greataxe, died to dharok, Guthan's Platebody, Ahrim's Hood. All in a total of 104 runs.

lol :shame: naughty naughty jAg3X

ive quit because of the dumb side of the RS community, not because i play too much (like 1 hour a day)

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dont get lured!

Just want to make one thing clear to you guys ...

 

 

 

EVERYBODY is a Monty Python fan.

 

 

 

they just don't know it yet :P

 

 

 

 

 

just like cancer!

 

 

 

well i havent seen much monty python, but it seems quite the best

Lol, they should have that rabbit next easter. "What's your favourite colour...?" "Blue- no, yellow!" *Catapult launches*

 

+1

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he has a phat just cause he is a p mod, now shut up about it
you're right, it's like giving candy to a fat kid and punch him when he eats it

all we need now is for a sequel in the holy grail where you fight the King and he qoutes " i Fart in your general Direction" Then i will be happy and Monty Python shall rule the RS world...

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Can any of you imagine all of the white nights marching around the castle singing spamalot?

the song is also in "THE LION KING"

Lol, they should have that rabbit next easter. "What's your favourite colour...?" "Blue- no, yellow!" *Catapult launches*

 

 

 

Well, whats the air speed velocity of an unlaiden Swallow?

 

 

 

What do you mean? An African or European swallow? :shame:

If you remember the "Hans" thing on world 84 ... Jagex sent me this

 

 

 

Dear Sir Haney,

 

 

 

Greetings brave wanderer of RuneScape!

 

 

 

It is true that Hans is having something of a matrix moment.

 

 

 

We are aware of this and the Agents should have removed him by now.

 

 

 

Good gaming and may you meet many unique characters!

 

 

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

RuneScape QA

 

 

 

Well I't made me laugh :D

I moved on...

Lol, they should have that rabbit next easter. "What's your favourite colour...?" "Blue- no, yellow!" *Catapult launches*

 

Brilliant! :lol:

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Lol, they should have that rabbit next easter. "What's your favourite colour...?" "Blue- no, yellow!" *Catapult launches*

 

 

 

Well, whats the air speed velocity of an unlaiden Swallow?

 

 

 

would that be a european swallow or an african swallow?

 

 

 

(apologies if this quote is not 100% correct its been a looong time since i watched holy grail...amazing film though)

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Empire Mind:Nbk killed your clan.

NATURAL BORN KILLERS

JUST LIKE THAT

Lol, they should have that rabbit next easter. "What's your favourite colour...?" "Blue- no, yellow!" *Catapult launches*

 

 

 

Well, whats the air speed velocity of an unlaiden Swallow?

 

 

 

would that be a european swallow or an african swallow?

 

 

 

(apologies if this quote is not 100% correct its been a looong time since i watched holy grail...amazing film though)

 

 

 

congratulations on being the fifth one to repeat this quote....

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Cower in fear, Gower is near.

I sell drugs...

Lol, they should have that rabbit next easter. "What's your favourite colour...?" "Blue- no, yellow!" *Catapult launches*

 

 

 

Well, whats the air speed velocity of an unlaiden Swallow?

 

 

 

would that be a european swallow or an african swallow?

 

 

 

(apologies if this quote is not 100% correct its been a looong time since i watched holy grail...amazing film though)

 

 

 

congratulations on being the fifth one to repeat this quote....

 

 

 

Wo0t! I am number six!

 

 

 

African or European swallow sir?

 

 

 

Venedlor

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