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So our teacher yells at us, tells us to be quiet...and after five minutes my friend goes:

 

 

 

Friend: So...how about them Yankees?

 

Teacher: Why, Joe? Why? (she's clearly exasperated and ready to cry)

 

Friend: What? They're on a three game winning streak!

I really wouldn't call it an era. It was more of a definitive time period during which dinstinctive characteristics were expressed in similar ways.

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Judging by your friends and your avatar, you sound chavfull and brainless.
at least i have friends and dont spend all my spare time on here, and whats wrong with liking burberry anyway?

 

 

 

i agree with duck. No offense bubsa but making runescape songs and spending so much time on tip.it is kind of strange. Do you also draw, dream, and dance about runescape. Have you made a screen play yet? It's all a bit strange. Who sings about runescape? besides you?

 

 

 

Wickity wickity wickity bubsa has no life!

 

 

 

I don't know about you, but I find myself singing some of Bubsa's songs as I take my daily morning shower.

 

 

 

Bubsa ran the London Marathon. What have you done with your life besides trying to p00n some newbs in da wildy? Bubsa is a man among men. You will not insult him here. All of TIF <3's him. :wink:

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I was with some friends at a restaurtant, it was fairly crowded, so I'm talking to one of my female friends and she yells out "No I will not sleep with you!", so here I am clueless as to what to say and everyone is laughing, so she tells me shes sorry when everyone isn't looking and I yelled "What do you mean two-hundred dollars!" It was pretty funny, and hey, she deserved it.

 

 

 

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Judging by your friends and your avatar, you sound chavfull and brainless.
at least i have friends and dont spend all my spare time on here, and whats wrong with liking burberry anyway?

 

 

 

i agree with duck. No offense bubsa but making runescape songs and spending so much time on tip.it is kind of strange. Do you also draw, dream, and dance about runescape. Have you made a screen play yet? It's all a bit strange. Who sings about runescape? besides you?

 

 

 

Wickity wickity wickity bubsa has no life!

 

 

 

I don't know about you, but I find myself singing some of Bubsa's songs as I take my daily morning shower.

 

 

 

Bubsa ran the London Marathon. What have you done with your life besides trying to p00n some newbs in da wildy? Bubsa is a man among men. You will not insult him here. All of TIF <3's him. :wink:

 

 

 

p00n some noobs in the wildy? nice insult. Bubsa wastes his time making songs about a computer game. People need to remember it's just a game!

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My friend and I were in Socials the other day and we were looking at Scandinavia, and he mutters something under his breath which I don't here.

 

 

 

Next block, in Bio, I realise what he said. The teacher shows a picture of the male reproductive system on the overhead projector and my buddy goes, "Hey, that looks like Scandinavia! Sweden's the [bleep] and Norway and Finland are his fellow mates!" All the guys fell off their chairs laughing and the girls just rolled their eyes XD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And yeah, Band class is always fun. Once, this kid farted while we were doing a song and my friend was like, "Whoa, nice extra drum beat there, almost perfectly rhythmic."

 

 

 

 

 

Supposedly the smartest teacher in the school, the history teacher, was asked, "What is the color of George Bush's white horse?"

 

 

 

and he responded, "Darn you ignorant children, all he had was some brown mule!"

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Judging by your friends and your avatar, you sound chavfull and brainless.
at least i have friends and dont spend all my spare time on here, and whats wrong with liking burberry anyway?

 

 

 

i agree with duck. No offense bubsa but making runescape songs and spending so much time on tip.it is kind of strange. Do you also draw, dream, and dance about runescape. Have you made a screen play yet? It's all a bit strange. Who sings about runescape? besides you?

 

 

 

Wickity wickity wickity bubsa has no life!

 

 

 

I don't know about you, but I find myself singing some of Bubsa's songs as I take my daily morning shower.

 

 

 

Bubsa ran the London Marathon. What have you done with your life besides trying to p00n some newbs in da wildy? Bubsa is a man among men. You will not insult him here. All of TIF <3's him. :wink:

 

 

 

p00n some noobs in the wildy? nice insult. Bubsa wastes his time making songs about a computer game. People need to remember it's just a game!

 

 

 

I'm sure he's quite aware that it's a game. And you have absolutely no right to judge or insult him. Or anyone else for that matter.

 

 

 

You say he has no life. But, once again, I shall bring this up. When was the last time you ran the London Marathon?

 

 

 

You also say he wastes his time. He's having fun, and he gets a good response, therefore, he has fun and other people enjoy what he does for fun.

 

 

 

Anyway: People really seem to have a problem with Geography nowadays. A classmate once asked my teacher if Egypt was by Scotland. >.<

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last year my science teacher was sad because his dad was sick so the teacher next door(mr.[bleep](yes seariously)) brought him some coffee to try to cheer him up and my teacher said reletivly loudly,"i love you [bleep]" and he turned to us and said"wow im never saying that again" which cheered him up so it was the best finals week ever.

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