How2PK Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I don't realy remember much. Most of it was forgetable nonsense, that was funy at the moment. Most of my friends weren't in my class anyway. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAGE Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Heh last week Wednesday quite a few students were at an event and I wasn't since my X Elective was one of the 2 that needn't be involved unfortunately. So I am stuck in a classroom full of the not to bright people in my year which is Year 9 and we are going Maths. Teacher asks how we figure out the volume of the Cylinder since he is revising for the not so smart people and one kid goes "Well you times the height by the length and put a "C" up the top because it has a circle at the front." I found it quite funny but I guess you had to be there. He was serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Judging by your friends and your avatar, you sound chavfull and brainless. at least i have friends and dont spend all my spare time on here, and whats wrong with liking burberry anyway? You offend me so effectively, you've won this arguement. Seriously. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babyshambles Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 Judging by your friends and your avatar, you sound chavfull and brainless. at least i have friends and dont spend all my spare time on here, and whats wrong with liking burberry anyway? You offend me so effectively, you've won this arguement. Seriously. whats an argument :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedofsound Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 edit. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordanFreeman Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 ^^wow, you should've been suspended for a while for that, how'd you get off with it? Seriously, if i said that in my school i'd get expelled :roll: "El que no arriesga no gana" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonpost Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Here's one, just today. We decided to watch a historical movie in AP US history since we just got done with our big exam. So we figure heck, let's watch Saving Private Ryan (we're all juniors so we can watch R's with no objections). Anyway, so the movie starts...we get to the scene where the US/Canadian forces are invading on D-Day... The girl to my left turns to me and says "What war is this again"? I just stared at her for a second. Then out of the kindness of my heart, I simply said "World War II. This is the invasion of Normandy beach." She then turns to her left and tells the girl next to her. I was stunned. We had just gone through an ADVANCED PLACEMENT US HISTORY CLASS and yet they somehow managed to miss the fact that this was clearly World War II. Maybe...just maybe they could have missed that it was Normandy. But missing that it's World War II all together different...I'm just amazed. Anyway, there's something stupid for you. Runescape Name: "unbug07"Expand your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedofsound Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 ^^wow, you should've been suspended for a while for that, how'd you get off with it? Seriously, if i said that in my school i'd get expelled :roll: I'm not sure how I got away with it, but boy did i feel guilty and boy waS i NOT THINKING:p You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptic Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 It's something that I said, and Im not sure how it came about... Anyway, It was friday - 4th period PyshED. Our teacher, Mr. Allan is a kool guy, he trains athletes for the olympics, whatever. So today were are learning about the female uterus :roll:, and Mr. Allan puts up a picture on the overhead. So it got me thinking - "Is that the actual size of the female uterus on that huge overhead screen????" The funny thing is, not only was I thinking it, I accidently said it out loud, for the whole class to hear, ofcourse when the class was writing down notes. Make long story short, everyone found out about it the next day.. Mr. Allan went on the announcements and told everyone :roll:. Everyone gotta good laugh out of it, which was fine with me. BTW, I was in grade 9 at the time.. and I got all these OAC and grade 12 guys teaching me more about the female body.. :D :D In Khazakstan we say God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, Rat and small cockroach..M.A.D 4 Lyfe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealist Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I called my civics teacher mom. He's a man too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 my classmates can barely read :) you should see them read in social studies class :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 This one time during my senior year in highschool we were doing poetry in english class and we were studying the poem "Ode to a Tomato" (something like that, can't remember exactly the title of the poem) Our teacher asked us to find an example of personification in the poem and one line read something like this: "The Tomato and the onion are wed...." Wed as in getting married, and so my friend puts up his hand and says, "The tomato and the ontion getting married is an example of personification because we all know fruit can't get married, unless you live in BC" I guess it was kind of mean because the teacher let us laugh for about 2 secs before stopping it. This was around the same time same-sex marriages were a hot item in the news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyrules89 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Sophmore Year Chemistry: The Chem teacher was talking about E=mc^2. and this girl goes "Does E stand for Einstein?" Also that Year, on a day in which i wasn't thinking clearly in history: Teacher: "What is North and South Korea surrounded by?" Me (Not realizing he was asking for the countries): "Water and Land...and more land...?" dude i got pked and lost my full zezima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticux Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Judging by your friends and your avatar, you sound chavfull and brainless. at least i have friends and dont spend all my spare time on here, and whats wrong with liking burberry anyway? Why do you assume he doesn't have friends? Exactly, why does Bubsa assume cos he likes Burberry he's a brainless chav? You offend me so effectively, you've won this arguement. Seriously. There was no arguement, you shouldn't of even said that ignorant comment. ^^wow, you should've been suspended for a while for that, how'd you get off with it? Seriously, if i said that in my school i'd get expelled :roll: I'm not sure how I got away with it, but boy did i feel guilty and boy waS i NOT THINKING:p I'm sure he was being sarcastic.. unless you were aswell.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godslayer Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 My male friend whispers something in my ear while we're in a crowd, and midway through his whisper I jump back and yell: What? You like boys?! Priceless. We're sitting doing a social studies assignment, all silent save the scribble of pens. My teacher is sitting at his desk looking bored and figity for some reason, staring at the class. All the sudden, he just makes this vulgar fart noise. I didn't want to notice it cause I was mad at him, but as soon as we left the class me and my friends just burst out laughing. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk_swat Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 i was bored once,and in a silly mood. We was in physic,our class conists of 30 boys 8-) and no1 listens to the teacher,we are basically all 4ft taller than him and he has no control on us and we wanted to take the pis bassically. So all these freinds that new about runescape past players and stuff,we decided to go pking irl in class runnin around the class shouting "tbed takeover" "f hell hes smiting my whip tag tag tag" "omg 2 hit rofl" loadsa crap like that, It was just a nerdy moment was funny as tho,the teacher was like" WTF " lol literally 30 boys runnin around his lab jumping ova desks and stuff... lol _____________________________________________________________ Another one was, We brouht 3 salmon into school,and like 4 tins of tuna fish ( I think you can guess the rest ) Basiically we cut the salmon up and boom,stuck it down the radiator lmfao,The tuna was spead in un belivable places,where the teacher didnt know,So when we came back monday monring,Leaving a nice 2 days for the smell to settle,the whole mostly downstairs department was shut down and had to be refurbished of some crap lmfao. 23 whip pks,3 dhorka,2 ahrims lvl 119 attack 99 strength 99 and defence 92 plus 94 mage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealist Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 i was bored once,and in a silly mood. We was in physic,our class conists of 30 boys 8-) and no1 listens to the teacher,we are basically all 4ft taller than him and he has no control on us and we wanted to take the pis bassically. So all these freinds that new about runescape past players and stuff,we decided to go pking irl in class runnin around the class shouting "tbed takeover" "f hell hes smiting my whip tag tag tag" "omg 2 hit rofl" loadsa crap like that, It was just a nerdy moment was funny as tho,the teacher was like" * " lol literally 30 boys runnin around his lab jumping ova desks and stuff... lol _____________________________________________________________ Another one was, We brouht 3 salmon into school,and like 4 tins of tuna fish ( I think you can guess the rest ) Basiically we cut the salmon up and boom,stuck it down the radiator lmao,The tuna was spead in un belivable places,where the teacher didnt know,So when we came back monday monring,Leaving a nice 2 days for the smell to settle,the whole mostly downstairs department was shut down and had to be refurbished of some crap lmao. That is probably the gayest thing I have ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackFalcon Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 One day we we're in algebra and we did a problem about swine. Anyways the teacher was jokign around and called someone a swine. my friend jumps up, points, and screams "NAZI!!!!!". I am the only one laughing and everyone else is just jaw dropping. Then he continues and explains that the nazi's called people swine. That day went down in history for everyone in my class. Science is interesting? you know those mom jokes well this dominates them all. We we're learning about elements and how in the name of the molecule you add prefixes, bi, tri, quadra, penta, etc. Well my friend X says " Whats a pentaoxide (5 elements of oxygen just so you know)." and my other friend Y goes " YOUR MOMS A PENTAOXIDE!" about 10 mintes later we stopped laughing and barely finished checking the days assignment. Here's a pretty funny convo that happened first semester. Friend 1 : I wanna have sex with you! Friend 2 : I don't Play that game. Friend 1 : I don't want to play a game i want to rip your a** apart. there boths guys lol. Thats about the tip of the iceberg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickTwisted Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Well, one time there was this fun contest between the boys and the girls. I got asked what "ad" was short for, of course, you would think I would say advertisement. Yet I said....Advert. EDIT: another one is we were drawing some pictures in art and our teacher Mrs Evenson put on some music. It turned out to be....Carlos Santana. He really sucked. So this person who didnt know who it was asked her who he was. She replied with "carlos santana" then i said "sounds more like craptana to me. The music was horrible :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp4de Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Well, one time there was this fun contest between the boys and the girls. I got asked what "ad" was short for, of course, you would think I would say advertisement. Yet I said....Advert. EDIT: another one is we were drawing some pictures in art and our teacher Mrs Evenson put on some music. It turned out to be....Carlos Santana. He really sucked. So this person who didnt know who it was asked her who he was. She replied with "carlos santana" then i said "sounds more like craptana to me. The music was horrible :oops: Do you go to Northview? ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâï(ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâú_o)/ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâï Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickTwisted Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 errr.... No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 i was bored once,and in a silly mood. We was in physic,our class conists of 30 boys 8-) and no1 listens to the teacher,we are basically all 4ft taller than him and he has no control on us and we wanted to take the pis bassically. So all these freinds that new about runescape past players and stuff,we decided to go pking irl in class runnin around the class shouting "tbed takeover" "f hell hes smiting my whip tag tag tag" "omg 2 hit rofl" loadsa crap like that, It was just a nerdy moment was funny as tho,the teacher was like" * " lol literally 30 boys runnin around his lab jumping ova desks and stuff... lol Lmao!! :lol: You guys should do a demostration on how Medieval warfare was fought (RS style) Today these two guys were tryin to insult better ( I was the judge) Lets call them Ryan and Tony. Ok, so Ryan was winning then Tony says "Last night I was walking and I passed by a place called the 'Rainbow Club' Then I saw a guard staring into the window, then I noticed it was Ryan." If you get what "Rainbow" is (think YAG symbol) you'll get it. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heart_o_gold Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Well, last year in English our teacher ask us, "What do good students look for in English?" and i replied "The Door" A big shout-out to o0samurai0o for the awesome sig!!!Members is hawt 101 Combat{Live Fast. Die Young. Leave A Good Looking Corpse} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azielgoh Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 this was like a few days ago. But this kid was annoying me in my class (always annoying me), so i was going to bash this guys face in and then his friend is like "if you touch him i'll touch you" and i'm like......okay (he means touch my balls) and school photo's day came and he was annoying me yet again. I charge at him ram him, bash him 3 times on the back not even that hard. And he's neva annoyed me again..hehe. remember kids: VOILENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING!! NOT GIVING AWAY NEW ACCOUNT NAME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katha610 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 this was like a few days ago. But this kid was annoying me in my class (always annoying me), so i was going to bash this guys face in and then his friend is like "if you touch him i'll touch you" and i'm like......okay (he means touch my balls) and school photo's day came and he was annoying me yet again. I charge at him ram him, bash him 3 times on the back not even that hard. And he's neva annoyed me again..hehe. remember kids: VOILENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING!! remember kids: THAT'S WHY YOUR DADDY IS GOING TO WAR AND MIGHT NEVER COME BACK! VIOLENCE SOLVES NOT EVERYTHING AND IS DEFINATELY WRONG IN SCHOOL. ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE UNABLE TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES WILL USE IT...... AND IN TEN YEARS YOU WILL SEE THEM AGAIN.. TAKING YOUR ORDER AT A RESTAURANT OR BEING A CASHIER AND SO ON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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