funny things you're classmates have said.

[cjwarrior65]

this was like a few days ago. But this kid was annoying me in my class (always annoying me), so i was going to bash this guys face in and then his friend is like "if you touch him i'll touch you" and i'm like......okay (he means touch my balls)

 

 

 

and school photo's day came and he was annoying me yet again. I charge at him ram him, bash him 3 times on the back not even that hard. And he's neva annoyed me again..hehe.

 

 

 

remember kids: VOILENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING!!

 

 

 

remember kids: THAT'S WHY YOUR DADDY IS GOING TO WAR AND MIGHT NEVER COME BACK! VIOLENCE SOLVES NOT EVERYTHING AND IS DEFINATELY WRONG IN SCHOOL. ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE UNABLE TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES WILL USE IT...... AND IN TEN YEARS YOU WILL SEE THEM AGAIN.. TAKING YOUR ORDER AT A RESTAURANT OR BEING A CASHIER AND SO ON

 

 

 

Harsh! :?

 

 

 

in language arts this year, there is this kid who is sorta the class clown. we get stickers on our tests for getting an A, and we got 5 tests back one day. Well, the kid got A's on all of the tests, so he took the stickers off all of the tests and put them all over his face! then he walked up to the front of the class and was saying, "i'm special, see?" and gave this big grin. Everyone cracked up! :lol:

 

 

 

There were alot of other more funny moments, but I forget them :?

[GordanFreeman]

I'm in 8th Grade and I don't get stickers on tests! Why don't i get stickers?! :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

Also, this is gonna sound real stupid, but here it goes:

 

 

 

So one day at lunch my friend had a milk, and accidentally spilled it (also, we can get either regular or chocolate milk). He says "aww crap", then my other friend holds up his chocolate milk and says, "hey, what does chocolate milk come from"? And the other friend that spills the milk shouts out "brown cows!" :lol: it was pretty funny at the time, and it's also funny just thinking back on it.

[xxbamxx]

Some of these stories are good.

 

 

 

Last year in grade 8. we ahd a french teacher who was more of a kid then we were. she was hillarious. at the end if some classes she got her cell phone and prnaked called people. one day some one prank called her her say " madam my underpants are on fire, and i can't stop le drop and le roll." she thought it was totally dumb. so she replied ur an idiot, thats why i don't wear underwear and it feels breezy. at that moment she found out it was a kid in our class that called ehr. she cracked up but the kid was so disgusted and never tried another call again. :wink:

 

 

 

heh so lets see some more.

[Giordano]

This happened today:

 

There's this fat kid (I mean FAT) that bugs us and we hate him. After school we walked pasted the buses (it gets really crowded there) and saw the fat kid on it. One of my friend said "How did he fit in the bus?" to us and we laughed. Then he did the unsespected and shouted "Hey how the hell you fit into that bus?!" and everyone heard him and we (The BIG crowd) were cracking up. :lol:

[Faux]

Something that just happened. Me and this girl (one year my senior - but my age) were talking. Now my friend, another one who's one year my senior teased me about flirting with the girl. I was like 'lol?' since it doesn't even come close. Then the convo went like this,

 

 

 

Me: I knew you liked her

 

Him: You're gonna die tomorrow

 

 

 

I was laughing hard :lol:

[No_OnE]

Sorry if any of this gets censored...

 

 

 

Anyway, in history, we had to do a report on a person or an event. I chose to do Ghandi... We were working in the computer lab and I was sitting next to my friend Matt. Now then, Ghandi had a wife named Masturbai... As immature as it was, Matt and I made fun of this and called her Masturbate... After about 20 minutes into the period, I found a picture of Ghandi's wife. I blurted out to my friend Matt, "You wanna see Ghandi's wife, Masturbate?" I was using the "nickname" we gave her but it came out completely wrong. It had us cracking up for the rest of the period.

 

 

 

Edit** Yeah, her "nickname" got censored... You should be able to figure out what it was...

[king_kenny69]

well, at our school we got a mechanical workshop teacher named Mr Bowers, who we all love to joke about. Hes short, fat, old, grumpy and has chotus fingers (chotus is a short, stupmy, round, you-know-what :wink: ).

 

 

 

Last year 3 of my mates had were in his classes and all we did was take apart old 2-strokes from lawnmowers leson after lesson, exept none of us did any work. We would constanly hide stuff from him just to see the dam funny expression on his face and what he would yell, like 'WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE THE VERNIER CALLAPIERS?!'. And when we wern't doing anything stupid we would chat about random stuff about him and what Mrs Grace (the old libraian) get up to in the back of the old kingswood that the year 12s were working on. It would usally end in a screaming climax voiced by my friend, who would howl and start thrusting the workdesk like mad, which would make any one collapse with laughter IMO.

 

 

 

But one of the funniest bowers related jokes happened in english, when we had to write a short summary about the life of one of our role models, and, would you guess it, my mate jack decided to do Bowers.

 

 

 

We were to present our work in an oral format (spoken). When Jack's time came to present his it sounded a bit like this:

 

'Mr Bowers was born in Compton (some ghetto hood place in L.A) and grew up as a crack dealer who later joined G-Unit and Chuck Norris in the adult film industry, and peformed with such stars as Braina Banks and Sky Lopez.he now remains best friends with them, and they come to help him work on his 2-Strokes every wednesday.'

 

 

 

i couldn't look at Bowers for a week after that, for fear of laughing so hard i would cry!

 

 

 

:D

[Rizla]

they come to help him work on his 2-Strokes every wednesday.'

 

 

 

pun intended?

[ccll55]

Teacher: Who knows an animal that lives in the jungle

 

 

 

Freind: Black people? (racists but funny)

 

 

 

I have a ton of some from R.O.T.C but im to lazy to right them.

[mixand]

dude... thats seriously not funny... im mean come on

 

edit: if that was at out school that guy would have got in serious trouble and if it was to a person, the other person could have pressed charges to him

[____]

While discussing the use of sex in advertising, during English, my teacher was just trailing off on a tangent and this is how things turned out:

 

 

 

Teacher: Richard, have you only been in a relationship for the phsyicaly aspects? [implied]

 

Chick1: I don't think he does.

 

Teacher: What makes you say that?

 

Chick1: Well, I -

 

Me: No

 

Teacher: Why's that?

 

Me: Because unlike the majority of the male population in this grade, I don't have to [bleep] a chick x times before I finally work out how to use my [bleep] effectively. [implied]

 

Chick2: I wish my bf was like that.

 

[Class cracks up laughing]

[Guest User]

In a friends geography class:

 

 

 

"Osama bin Laden.. is that Saddam Hussein's sister?"

 

 

 

This comes from a Sophomore in a Freshman class!! :roll: [/b]

[bacab]

I have a whole note book fulla quotes. Gotta find it. Here are just a few I can remember.

 

 

 

Ok, so I was staying after school a coupla years ago for Home&careers. There was a small group there, and our teacher said that she should start adding "master" to our names because at the time we were like 13, and were aging and becoming gentlemen. "Master Alex, Master Andrew, Master...etc" so I whisper to someone, "What if you're first name's Baiter?" Everyone started laughing. The teacher goes "I heard that, you monsters."

 

 

 

My one teacher I had years ago was ...evil, to put it nicely. Her last name's Hasenflu. So I was in the computer lab doing an English report, I put her name through SpellCheck and it came up as "Hateful".

 

 

 

In my chemistry class last year, my teacher was demonstrating a lab. One of the things she said was "Push it in with a lot of pressure.

 

 

 

According to my History teacher this year, "France is never right."

 

 

 

I was eating lunch with some of my peeps. My friend says, "I'm thinking about taking College Franch next year." (at our highschool, some college courses are available.) So some else says to her "Maybe you should learn to say the language right first."

 

 

 

My friend Jason is insane. He was talking about monkeys with Banana guns, and the banana guns had silencer. Tat, another friend, says, "Do bananas even make noise?" I say to her, "They make lotsa noise. :) "

[TheRealist]

Teacher: Who knows an animal that lives in the jungle

 

 

 

Freind: Black people? (racists but funny)

 

 

 

I have a ton of some from R.O.T.C but im to lazy to right them.

 

 

 

That is NOT funny at ALL. :roll:

[MyPurpleCrayon]

Am I the only one that is annoyed by this being called "Funny Things You Are Classmates Have Said" ?

[bacab]

I've got another few quotes.

 

 

 

In math class we were taking a practice quiz for the final exam at the end of the year. Someone commented, "This quiz is, like, evil. You have to know stuff."

 

 

 

Our teacher had been away for a few days and gave us a packet to do. My friends Tat, Jason, and I told the substitute that we already did the packet at home and he allowed us to talk in class. We hadn't, obviously, and when the teacher came back, she asked, "Who here hasn't done the packet?" Jason raised his hand and I said (real loud so everyone could hear), "Jason! I'm apalled! You told the substitute that you had done the packet! You lied!" He turned around (he sits in front of me), and said, "You lied too!" So Tat says to Jason (about me), "He's gai! He's allowed to lie. It's called being in the closet. He told the sub that he did the packet because he feared societal rejection." (This is not exactly funny, but it's one of my favorites. Ah luv ya Tat!)

 

 

 

Another time I was talking to Tat. We were talking about random stuff (I forget what, but it was definitely about my "preferences") and I said, "Oh, my parents don't know I'm gai." So she says, "They must be blind!" >.> So I'm all, "Is it that obvious?" Another friend of mine is like, "Hon, if you had a Tote Bag, you'd be Condolezza Rice." :? (Weirdest conversation, ever)

 

 

 

Funniest thing a teacher did was put on this video for the class. It was of when he was in High School, around 17 years old. They had this charity event called Lip Synch, where you had to lip synch a song. He did a punk rock version of Under the Boardwalk. But the funny part was how skinny our teacher was in the video. Nowadays, he's a retired military guy, fat (about 250ish pounds), like 6 feet tall , shaved head and ~45 yrs old. But in the video he was 17, ~150 pounds, muscular, and had hair. It was kinda funny to look at the kid in the video and compare it to the man standing at the head of the classroom. I couldn't stop giggling. But I guess it's not all that funny unless you could have been there and seen it.

 

 

 

Am I the only one that is annoyed by this being called "Funny Things You Are Classmates Have Said" ?

 

It's... transrated engrish.

[knives669]

Am I the only one that is annoyed by this being called "Funny Things You Are Classmates Have Said" ?

 

 

 

You're not the only one.

[cjwarrior65]

another thing that happened

 

 

 

one day in language arts class somebody said something, and my language arts teacher started laughing. She laughed so hard though, that she fell out of her chair and onto her butt! Everyone was laughing. She just looked around, then calmly got back on her chair, and went on teaching. It was hilarious! :lol:

[Tokytoky3333]

One time quite a while ago, a girl in my class asked our English teacher how to spell GBH.. that was so hilarious; she always comes out with these random, but funny 'blonde' comments!

[woopidoo2]

Once a girl in my geographic class:

 

 

 

Amsterdam, thats really close from here, isnt it? (like 200km away...) :wall:

[Striker6]

Am I the only one that is annoyed by this being called "Funny Things You Are Classmates Have Said" ?

 

 

 

You're not the only one.

 

 

 

+1

[Flip_Pride]

Theres a girl named eloise in my business studies class

 

and i always mess around saying i love you eloise, ur my one and only love and so on.

 

 

 

 

 

anywayz one time my teacher sed if i don't study hard i'll end up wiping her shoes as she will become a great business woman

 

 

 

so i replied with

 

"no she won't, she'll be making me dinner"

 

 

 

i just thought it was funny, obviously u had to be there but yeah lol best call of my life

[joshie410]

Judging by your friends and your avatar, you sound chavfull and brainless.

at least i have friends and dont spend all my spare time on here, and whats wrong with liking burberry anyway?

 

 

 

i agree with duck. No offense bubsa but making runescape songs and spending so much time on tip.it is kind of strange. Do you also draw, dream, and dance about runescape. Have you made a screen play yet? It's all a bit strange. Who sings about runescape? besides you?

 

 

 

Wickity wickity wickity bubsa has no life!

[Sp4de]

Judging by your friends and your avatar, you sound chavfull and brainless.

at least i have friends and dont spend all my spare time on here, and whats wrong with liking burberry anyway?

 

 

 

i agree with duck. No offense bubsa but making runescape songs and spending so much time on tip.it is kind of strange. Do you also draw, dream, and dance about runescape. Have you made a screen play yet? It's all a bit strange. Who sings about runescape? besides you?

 

 

 

Wickity wickity wickity bubsa has no life!

 

 

 

Well at least he is doing something interesting, where's your hilarity?

[McOwned]

11th grade geography, some girl, cant remember her name

 

 

 

 

 

WHERE IS CANADA

 

:wall: