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Well, I can't even post the name of the band because, well I can't. But even though the song tittles alone are horible, they still made me crack up laughing :-$ so I figured I would share some:

 

 

 

-I sold your dog to a chinese resteraunt

 

-I went back in time and voted for hitler

 

-Hitler was a sensitive man

 

-I gave your kid aids so you could watch it die

 

-Limp Bizkit think they're black but they're just gay

 

-I hope you get deported

 

-You look adopted

 

-Your kid is deformed

 

-Haha your wife left you

 

-Kill Women

 

-I lit your baby on fire

 

-You're pregnant, so I kicked you in the stumic

 

-I sent consantration camp footage to america's funniest home video's

 

 

 

There first cd was called 40 greatest hits, it had two songs on it.

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AxCx are rubbish. Offensive for offences sake

 

Edit: you should also get ure facts straight about the Top 40 Hits album because it was neither their first, nor did it only have 2 songs on it.

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well i know a band wich is pretty offensive, its a dutch grindcore band and the lyrics are dutch. the name has a female bodypart wich an very itchy illness :-s

 

the lyrics are very weird, its about poop, getting a iron pin out of the leg of an old lady using 2 spoons, cannibalism, and lots of things i wont say or ill get banned... :boohoo: but the band is waaay to awesome when your drunk

not everybody wants to hear the bubblegum pop garbage.

im gonna burn in hell and drink all of satans beer.

trashmetal/deathmetal/hardrock/folkmetal die hard

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well i know a band wich is pretty offensive, its a dutch grindcore band and the lyrics are dutch. the name has a female bodypart wich an very itchy illness :-s

 

the lyrics are very weird, its about poop, getting a iron pin out of the leg of an old lady using 2 spoons, cannibalism, and lots of things i wont say or ill get banned... :boohoo: but the band is waaay to awesome when your drunk

 

 

 

someones gotts carry the idiot gene...

 

 

 

as for offensive bands.. cannibal corpse is the only one ive really looked into..

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This reminds me of a prank call to a radio station requesting songs like "Jews in the shower" and such. Maybe with this band that might be their next song. :-s

 

 

 

Gotta admit though that alot of the sogn titles are funnier than they are insulting:

 

"i hope you get deported"

 

"Haha your wife left you"

 

"You look adopted"

 

 

 

I would love to see the lyrics to these songs.

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Haha, you obviously don't get out much.

 

Let me list a few names off the top of my head.

 

 

 

Necrophagist - Fermented Offal Discharge

 

Carcass - Vomited Anal Tract

 

Fecal Corpse - Raping the [developmentally delayed]ed

 

Cannibal Corpse - [bleep]ed with a knife

 

Cannibal Corpse - I [bleep] blood

 

 

 

Etc.. And so forth.

 

 

 

Carcass - Microwaved Uterogestation

 


Fomentatious perflation hydrogenates your foetal cisterna

Coagulating haemorrhage and your congenital hernia



Dehydrated soup - crumbling hygroma

Pectified sludge - dank, acrid aroma



Clotting uteral mucus, dissipating your foetus

Melting your uterus and evaporation your cyesis



Your molten foetus is reconstituted by warm, molten enzymes

Slowly digested in microwaved slime

Your stomach is churning, heat effervescing your succus

Your innards running like hot, sticky mucus



Mangled uterogestation, your perimetrium clots

Your insides cooking, steaming and hot

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Edit: you should also get ure facts straight about the Top 40 Hits album because it was neither their first, nor did it only have 2 songs on it.

 

 

 

As far as I know, their first cd was 40 greatest hits which had only two songs. Their second cd was 40 more reasons to hate us which did have 40 songs, but I may be wrong.

 

 

 

Haha, you obviously don't get out much.

 

Let me list a few names off the top of my head.

 

 

 

 

They have worse songs, I just wouldn't be able to post them.

 

 

 

This reminds me of a prank call to a radio station requesting songs like "Jews in the shower" and such. Maybe with this band that might be their next song.

 

 

 

 

Lol They already have a song called Into The Oven, which is along those lines.

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jihad against america is the worst and most offensive band. i wanna stab them while they sleep.

 

 

 

they have songs like

 

Jon Bon Chomsky, We Want to Blow up Yanks, I Want to Sniff Your Undies

 

 

 

Brown People, Bali Bomber, ... and you will know us by the Trail of Arts Students, Terrorism is the New Black

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and all computer generated music (techno, trance and stuff) is pretty offensive against every true musician who can play a real instument

not everybody wants to hear the bubblegum pop garbage.

im gonna burn in hell and drink all of satans beer.

trashmetal/deathmetal/hardrock/folkmetal die hard

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and all computer generated music (techno, trance and stuff) is pretty offensive against every true musician who can play a real instument

 

 

 

And that is such a lame comment that it can only come from somebody who generally has no respect for the art-form.

 

 

 

Sorry to flame, but somebody had to say it.

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and all computer generated music (techno, trance and stuff) is pretty offensive against every true musician who can play a real instument

 

 

 

And that is such a lame comment that it can only come from somebody who generally has no respect for the art-form.

 

 

 

Sorry to flame, but somebody had to say it.

 

 

 

how do u mean, everybody can buy sound edit software like cool edit pro and start making music.

 

 

 

its pretty simple :wink: i did it

not everybody wants to hear the bubblegum pop garbage.

im gonna burn in hell and drink all of satans beer.

trashmetal/deathmetal/hardrock/folkmetal die hard

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But not everybody knows how to use the programs to their full extend, which is a study that's just as 'hard' as to learn how to play a 'real' instrument. And not everybody can make something good with those programs, weither they know how to use the programs or not. It's just like "everybody can buy a guitar and make music". You just made a stupid comment you can't talk yourself out of. Get over it.

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Agreed with How2Pk.

 

 

 

 

 

d-von, you say that you can do the same as many techno artists, well, prove it. Childish yes, but you said that anyone has the ability to make a techno song.

 

 

 

 

 

Well, i guess part is right. Anyone can pick something up and start making music, however it probaly won't be good. Same as I can pick up a guitar and start singing my happy self along, it's going to suck though.

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Anyone can pick something up and start making music, however it probaly won't be good.

 

 

 

What's the name of that theather group that performs percussion/dance/something shows with trash cans and broomsticks?

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Anyone can pick something up and start making music, however it probaly won't be good.

 

 

 

What's the name of that theather group that performs percussion/dance/something shows with trash cans and broomsticks?

 

 

 

I saw them :) They're amazing.

 

Can't remember the name though...

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Anyone can pick something up and start making music, however it probaly won't be good.

 

 

 

What's the name of that theather group that performs percussion/dance/something shows with trash cans and broomsticks?

 

 

 

I saw them :) They're amazing.

 

Can't remember the name though...

 

 

 

 

 

the blue man group?

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I think it's S.T.O.M.P. I've seen them twice, they're very good.

 

 

 

I 100% agree with what How2Pk said about techno music as well, if you could simply program a song like Children by Robert Miles or Insomnia by Faithless, or Sandstorm by Darude the charts would be literally flooded with them. Techno songs have just as much skill and technical knowledge involved in their composition than any other genres, if not often more.

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Blue Man Group are better than STOMP tho ^_^

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