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A guy at our school is an immature ****, he hits you if you yell at him.

 

 

 

Wow he hits you if you yell at him? Dude I might hit you if you came up to me and started yelling at me :lol:

 

 

 

well a) i'm sure english wasn't his first language, neither is mine.

 

B) mathematics are probably the same in (gosh.. how is the country on asia minor called?)

 

c) the other turk in the class didn't have that sever problems

 

 

 

Hmm well I guess he was just stupid...

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I know enough fools, half of my family consists of them, the worrying part is that the ones that are are a bit older, which begins to make me scared for my later future. Let's see, i got a:

 

 

 

-Big idiot: makes stupid sounds the entire time, [bleep]s up the comp regularly, eats loads of junk food, is a p*** addict, severe lack of hygiene, and starts bullying and shouting if he wants, so you better don't ask him to do anything (bw if he proposes to help, he mostly gets refused anyway with reason, not that it was like this always though).

 

 

 

-Man-hater: my oldest sister, blames all guys, hopes to have a "super"-gentleman once (she a classic movie fan if u know what I mean). she looks at all men as pigs, f***ers and traffic-rule disrespecters, allthough she herself hits things quite often on the road. She never obeys commands (it goes against her overpushed feminism), even if they come from superiors at work. When she comes home she starts nagging and sodding about it, and how ugly her legs are, cause she keeps on scratching them. She steals my stuff and again she makes her room a mess (I mean I'm a guy, and my room is extremely organised and proper, allthough not for the moment). One of the things I hate about her is that she always puts her feet on the table, even when we're eating.

 

 

 

-Idiot: my second oldest sister is still quite okay, except her humor sucks, and she always say stuff like: Oh that's cute and sweet and so forth. Sometimes I feel like smakking her face. She also starts to follow you if she's depressed and always expect the others to cheer her up and if they say only one wrong thing, she is instantly hurt and stuff. Other way around: if I'm or others are a bit down, she bugs them, by asking loads of questions saying I'll look after you and stuff... and I hate it so f***ing much. She's like a dog that you must hit again and again, she'll never learn anyway.

 

 

 

The rest is pretty okay, but I'm gonna stop for now. After all, in certain ways, I'm an idiot myself, shamefully, I wish it could be altered, but none can.

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When I was in a cooking class a long time ago, we always had to wash dishes after we prepared something. All of the work was done in groups, so there were about five kids per group. I told one of the members of our group to start filling up the sink and adding soap while I wiped down the counters.

 

 

 

The girl in question began to fill up the sink with water, but she added hand soap to the mix. I was in shock--"What the hell are you doing?" She then yelled at me about how I didn't know anything about cooking and cleaning. I may not know much, but I certainly know not to put hand soap in the dishwater. :lol:

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I don't wanna get started :|

 

 

 

Not directed towards me I hope :lol: :shame:

 

 

 

Remember that little argument over the US Soccer Team :lol:

 

 

 

Yes, I know a few idiots that say idiotic things that don't make sense at all,

 

 

 

For Example: I still think the Blue Jays are going to win the A.L. East. Me and my cousins friend are sitting there with our jaws open. He knows in our mind we are saying WTF Mate?

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When you live in a town like i do you're pretty much guaranteed to meet an idiot every time you go out, especially on weekends.

 

 

 

2 weeks ago i went out to a pub with 7 or 8 people, after we left we went to get some food (well, the more intoxicated of us did, i was sober so a kebab didn't really appeal). We're all sat around outside the shop just chatting, eating, generally minding our own business when these 2 guys come along and start saying things about the girl in our group (i won't go into it, but it wasn't nice).

 

One of our group told them to leave her alone, so they took this as a signal that he wanted a fight (oh the mentality of the chav). None of us wanted any trouble, which was probably lucky seeing as there were 8 of us and 2 of them, not to mention the fact that they were about 4 years younger and at least 6 inches shorter than any one of us. Anyone with a shred of intelligence would have just moved on but these guys hung around like a bad smell throwing insults at us until the biggest person in our group decided he'd had enough (this kid's about 6'3 and 14-15 stone of muscle, i wouldn't want to get on his nerves). He didn't hit them but he told them in no uncertain terms that they either hit the road or the next kebab they eat would be through a straw. They stumbled off, no doubt until they found another couple of people to harass. Idiots.

 

 

 

I'll never understand the mindset of these people - who goes out on a Friday night to look for fights?

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When I was a kid I used to goto church (dragged into it)

 

 

 

And it always amased me how so many idiots really to belive a fairy tale.

 

 

 

These days I encounter idiots everyday on the road.

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ever met an idot...hmmmmi saw one in the miror wen i was brushing my teeth...scared me half to death

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When I was a kid I used to goto church (dragged into it)

 

 

 

And it always amased me how so many idiots really to belive a fairy tale.

 

 

 

These days I encounter idiots everyday on the road.

 

 

 

And people say I'm a Richard.

 

 

 

Seriously you can't discount people with different religious beliefs as stupid. The truth is that there is no quantifiable evidence that proves or disproves any one specific set of beliefs regarding the origin of the world or deities. There are arguments for both creationism and evolution, but there is no solid fact that can explain each one of them. Some people say "omg omg fossils lol" but that still doesn't mean that we evolved. And who said that there wasn't an ultra-power deity up in the sky influencing evolution, meaning a hybrid theory? Truthfully we don't know, and it is simply one of those things that you need to keep an open mind about. I've swung back and forth concerning religion and honestly I still don't know what I believe but I'd say that's better than absolutely discounting something on a whim.

 

 

 

We could launch into a huge debate about religion and such, but that's off-topic. What isn't is that calling somebody an idiot because they believe something that cannot be rationally justified as correct or incorrect is like calling somebody stupid because they don't believe in magical gnomes that feed us pie during the middle of the night; both situations are analagous in that we can't tell what is true or not and that civil people do not rely on petty subjectivity to determine one's intelligence.

 

 

 

On the driving though, me too. I don't even drive yet and it seems that at least once a week some jacktard neglects to turn on their blinker and nearly runs me over, despire that I, the cyclist/pedestrian have the right of way. And people speeding, tailgating, swerving, pulling out into traffic... it just slays me, and if I do drive like that I hope somebody shoots me.

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Idiots surround me all the time. :uhh:

 

 

 

same here, my ex-friend, well, basicly he should learn what a kick in the shin is and what a fair tackle in soccer is, and while im at it, so should his mum. my friend, lets call him John, and the idiot, lets name him, err, will idiot do!?

 

 

 

ok so

 

 

 

*John jogs back to help with defence*

 

*The ball is passed to John*

 

*The idiot kicks him in the shin*

 

(note: the kick in the shin was definatly NOT an accident lol)

 

i guess in this case his mum is more of an idiot but belive me, they are both as bad as each other. but wait, the story isnt done ;

 

John: What the *

 

Idiot: what?

 

John: you kicked me in the shin

 

Idiot: did not

 

John: did to

 

and it goes on when break ends John mumbles on about the idiot, then the idiot's mum says: now, lets not forget our sportsmanship.

 

 

 

that was soooo funny. :lol:

RIP TET

 

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My Ex-friend was a complete idiot. He's 15 (my age) and acts like he's 7. He does the most babyish things you could ever image. He went to the beach with people I invited and all he did the whole day was throw sand while I was trying to talk to some girls. He thinks girls are "icky" and thinks liking/ dating one is the worst thing possible. Remember he's 15, usaly you do this when your 7.

 

 

 

He likes to get people mad and thinks its funny. Even doing the simplist things like plugging in a light he makes it a big deal.

 

 

 

His parents think this is all normal too :roll: . I have seen people that they say there 12 and 13 on this forum and can talk a lot more maturely than this guy.

 

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Oh yeah, at one camp I went. There's this guy, he was such a whiner. We had one dinner to show what it was like for the very rich, the very middle and very poor. The guy gets very poor, complains about it, starts crying and runs off. They drag him back, make my friend who was a very rich become a very poor, then put him in very rich. Also, he was changing naked at the beach :shock: . That was a coed camp. Also, at school, whenever he gets hit in the shin, he goes OWWW, my head! Starts crying, and gets the guy who hits him a detention(coincidentally, it's only the guys he hates who he complains about)

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My Ex-friend was a complete idiot. He's 15 (my age) and acts like he's 7. He does the most babyish things you could ever image. He went to the beach with people I invited and all he did the whole day was throw sand while I was trying to talk to some girls. He thinks girls are "icky" and thinks liking/ dating one is the worst thing possible. Remember he's 15, usaly you do this when your 7.

 

 

 

ROFL.. I'm 15 and I <3 girls :3> Btw.. Maybe he's g*y?

 

 

 

 

 

As far as stupidity goes... I've met a LOT of stupid people... The ones I hate most are the ones who like to say what's on their mind when me and my friends are having a conversation... And they have no clue what they're talking about... For example.. My friend was looking at buying a new computer and was wondering what kind of fan to get, and this moron speaks up and says 'you don't need a fan in a computer!'... Well, my friend was building a gaming pc.. -.-

 

 

 

Also, I've found the saying 'Can't fix stupid' to be quite true.. :-k

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Idiots are usually attention seekers. Very few people who act stupid are genuinly that stupid.

 

 

 

Totally true.

 

Like this guy at the show last night who crowd surfed nine times? It was ridiculous.

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1. my religion teacher last year

 

 

 

2. this rediculously stupid freshman (going into sophmore) who was on my cross country team

 

 

 

3. my english teacher last year

 

 

 

4. this kid who failed 5 of the classes for [developmentally delayed]s (he's not a [developmentally delayed] but is still in em) and was given a $20k BMW from his parents. talk about a waste of life

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