While you celebrate your face off, I am plotting how to steal the GP. In this case, I have chosen NOT to be a friendly kleptomaniac, rather choosing to just be the latter. I head on over to Sesame Street (who ever came up for the name of Sesame Street? Seriously, important question!!) and get my buds Elmo, Ernie, Bert, Oscar the Grouch, Big Bird, Snuffleuf[bleep]us(sorry about the spelling), and Zoe (the namesake of my cat, who is my online namesake!). Since Sesame Street has become a very dangerous place at night, my gangster Sesame Street pals go ghetto on you with bats and pipes. After you are unconscious, I grab the GP and we head off to ambush a pack of mean anteaters.

While walking around with yours "buds" you slip and fall onto a seemingly harmless bomb. The bomb goes off and as you lie there bleeding a gold coin emerges from the smoke and smiles. I happen to be walking by and take no regard of your soon lifeless body laying there, pick up the gold coin and go on my way. Then to add insult to injury a seemingly cute dog walks by, decides your body, now gushing with blood, looks like the perfect fire hydrant, and does what any dog would do when nature calls.

The dog finishes its bloody meal, and sees you :twisted: after being chased for hours, it finally rips your leg off, making you drop the gee pee and then it eats you alive. I then find the gold piece near your mangled corpse. :twss:

The gp then goes to its uniun to start a strike of all gp's because it felt it should be spent. All tip.iters then hated Jackviper. He then decided to go in to the gp's plan to be spent. He then spent the gp on a look at Danno385 because looking at him was jack's dream.

 

 

 

 

 

*puts gp in undergarments*

The gp becomes intensely hot, burning your private parts.

 

The pain drives you insane, ultimately leading to your falling off a cliff.

 

 

 

I'm not touching that thing,it was in his pants, someone else can get it.

The wind blows the red-hot gp onto your eye. You blindly run forward and off the same cliff. And on the way down you hit a burnt private.

The gp turns into a steel titan and clobbers you

 

 

 

it turns back and i pick it up