You're fired from Disneyland for working as an undercover assassin for the Warner Bros. Animation and Cyber Warfare Division^TM

Fired from TvTropes for not lampshading about Dev not lampshading my use of arson, murder, and jaywalking.

You're fired from The Club Of Understanding, because you left this one very puzzled. :-k

 

~D. V. "Article links are your friend..." Devnull

You're fired from the jelly factory for not making enough jellybeans.

You're fired from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory for ruining Easter by summoning a Chocatrice and changing the Easter Bunny into chocolate. :boohoo:

 

 

~D. V. "And the silly hits the fan..." Devnull

You're fired from the bookstore for being excited about e-books.

Fired from Build-A-Bear Workshop for being slightly introverted.

 

I will be amused if someone gets that.

You're fired from a police station for being a suspected criminal.

Fired from same police station for letting said criminal off Scott-free.

You're fired from the seriousness club for making me laugh.

 

That post was hilarious, well done. :thumbsup:

You're fired from PETA for eating Mcdonald's new McCruelty burger - Guaranteed animal abuse or your money back!

Fired from Burger King for being a Queen today.

You're fired from Taco Bell for breaking the bell. :P

 

~D. V. "Any more restaurants?" Devnull

Fired from Kannon Co. Take a guess why.

You're fired from Jagex for releasing the Dominion Tower in a state that causes most computers to be thoroughly unable to exceed 10 fps. :shame:

 

 

~D. V. "Sorry... had to blow some upset off..." Devnull

You're fired from a pistol shop for having a gun that's not a pistol.

You're fired from the circus for giving amphetamines to the lions.

You're fired from the same circus for feeding morphine to the giraffes! :P

 

~D. V. "Knocked-out long-necks, much?" Devnull

Fired from the Equalists for being a bender.

De-bended for making a Legend of Korra reference. Then, fired from pro bending for obvious reasons.

You're fired from the nearby Monastery in the mountains because of speaking Blasphemy... :P

 

 

~D. V. "Pun version 2... Good joke, eh?" Devnull

Fired from Dead Jokes for repeating terrible puns. Alg actually appreciates overly-suggestive dialogue.

You're fired from the Apropos Language Group for wanting overly-suggestive language. :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "See what I did there?" Devnull

Fired from See That Inc. because I did see what you did there, and I liked it. *wink*

You're fired from Anti-Creep Inc. for creeping me out! :shame:

 

 

~D. V. "So there." Devnull